"Two toes up."
-Bob
"Three toes up."
-Fred
"Yeah, well four toes up."
-Bob
"Infinity toes up"
-Fred
"Darn"
-Bob
"Sorry sir, but as important as this 'Mushroom Zone' thing may
be, other people need to use this computer before they decompose."
-Librarian telling Adam to get off the public computer.
"I pitty the foo who'd look at this"
-Mr.T
"Ya, und funny!"
-A drunken German.
"You guys are a bunch of idiots."
-Some really really really evil person.
"YAY! I LOVE MUSHROOMS!!! YEAH, MUSHROOMS! WHOOHOO!!!!"
-Some druggie who thought we were talking about those mushrooms.
"Mutant mushrooms trying to take over the world, eh? Do you hear voices too?"
-Mike's therapist.
"I did not have sexual relations with that mushroom."
-Bill Clinton
"Let me put it this way. In terms of funny vis-a-vis Mushrooms
qua Mushrooms, they are comical, so to speak, but they
do not have the funniness of the human beings per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
-A really smart nerd guy.