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 "Two toes up."

 "Three toes up."

 "Yeah, well four toes up."

 "Infinity toes up"


 "Sorry sir, but as important as this 'Mushroom Zone' thing may be, other people need to use this computer before they decompose."
-Librarian telling Adam to get off the public computer.

 "I pitty the foo who'd look at this"

 "Ya, und funny!"
-A drunken German.

 "You guys are a bunch of idiots."
-Some really really really evil person.

-Some druggie who thought we were talking about those mushrooms.

 "Mutant mushrooms trying to take over the world, eh? Do you hear voices too?"
-Mike's therapist.

 "I did not have sexual relations with that mushroom."
-Bill Clinton

 "Let me put it this way. In terms of funny vis-a-vis Mushrooms qua Mushrooms, they are comical, so to speak, but they do not have the funniness of the human beings per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
-A really smart nerd guy.


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