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The extreamely small Halley’s Comet Software Legal Department would like to add the following disclaimers:
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None of the ideas expressed above are acutally mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them persmission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there. Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT. You feel sleepy. Notice how restful it is to watch the cursor blink. Close your eyes. The opinions stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise. The opinions expressed in this letter do, in fact, represent the opinions of YOU, YOUR employees, YOUR faculty, and YOUR students, as well as the entire system and its precious YOU, because, let's face it, I have that kind of power at my disposal.
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