"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

"We need to be saved from the shit we're in"

"I'm Drowning in a sea of my own urine."  -Joe Thane

"Masturbation, It's almost as common as eating." -Cyber Fag

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." -- Oscar Wilde

"Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years." -Tallulah Bankhead

"Live for today, not for yesterday or tomorrow."

"Buildings burn, People die, but true love is FOREVER." The Crow...

"Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success." -Michael D. Eisenhower

"All our souls are written in our eyes." -Raymond Rostand

"Sometimes you have to let go to find out if there's anything left to hold on to." -Ben Williams

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up" - Tom Lehrer

"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."  -Noelie Alito

"Life is a lot less stressful when your dead." - Unknown

"Sex is like poker, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand."

"Brilliant Minds have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead"

"With sex all things are possible." -Unknown

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. -unknown

You want advice from me about love, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gun point...Does that qualify me? -Empire Records

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields

"Learn to love yourself, because if you don't, how the hell can you love somebody else?" -Ru Paul

"Whoever you vote for the government wins." -Anonymous

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

"Don't tell anybody anything, if you do, you start missing everybody." -Catcher in the Rye

"I hold him but a fool that will endanger his body for a girl that loves him not." -Shakespeare

"You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far." -Uncle Remus

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." -Aristotle

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." -Hector Berlioz

"What we hate most about others, is what we hate most about ourselves." -Unknown

"It seems that no one cares that I'm blinded by my innocence." -Suicide Machines

"I never thought you'd be a junkie 'cause heroin is so passé." -Dandy Warhols

"Together we stand, divided we fall." -Pink Floyd

"You can get away with murder if you carry a badge." -Dead Kennedy's

†"Legalize the herb." -Bob Marley†

Ha, ha! She called you a cum gargling fuck-slut! That's funny! -the Devil

The other day I burped, farted, and, ejaculated all at the same time! -Rectalpuss

"I got my penis stuck in a crack in the wall… boy was Pink Floyd pissed!" -Rectalpuss

"Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman." -Jean Sumner

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist...and poof...like that, he was gone."

"Man who stand on toilet high on pot." -Ancient Chinese Philosopher

"When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual thought ceases." -Robert Anton Wilson

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to ruin yours." -Princess Bride

"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -Heather’s

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity....I have erased that line." -Unknown

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." -Anonymous

"Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

"A person’s sexuality is so much more than one word ‘gay.’ No one refers to anyone as just ‘hetero’ because that doesn’t say anything. Sexual identity is broader than a label." -Gus Van Sant

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

"Love is too young to know what conscience is." -William Shakespeare

"How could this happen to little old me, I’m used to rejection, it sets me free." -The Marshes

"The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation only a description just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration." -Operation Ivy

"I hope life's not a joke, cause I don't get it." -Oldhat

"To Love, Without being loved, is a punishment far worse than death."

"Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we will all get high"

"Are you dying to live or living to die?"

"I lay in bed and think the words you should hear. I fall asleep, and then they disappear." -Sugar

Your daughter is old enough to do what she pleases . . . she likes to fuck, loves to fuck . . . she was born to fuck, and . . . if you do not wish to be fucked yourself, the best thing for you to do is to let her do what she wants. -Marquis de Sade

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt use it—don’t cheat with it.-Ernest Hemingway

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass. -Maya Angelou

†"Ok, the most popular drug? How about love? You will do anything for it, you feel great when you have it, and when you lose it you feel like shit." -Rev. Anti-Human†

"Life is a road  in which you have to keep on following no matter what turns or problems lie in your path"

"Love can only hurt by foolish mistakes, but in return you realize what you truly possess"

"People don’t always mean what they say, but no matter what people say, they always masturbate!"-Steve Wessock

"Living in the past won't get you anywhere and will only make you hurt worse."

"I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed. I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head. I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep. I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep..." -DE

"She's perfect in a fucked up way." -Everclear

"Girls didn't figure in our lives for a long time. They were freaks of nature you saw every now and again and wondered how they worked. I think I still feel like that." --Thom York

"I think you're obliged to the fact that the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down." --Everclear

"If I told you I loved you… would you take it the wrong way?" -Foxfire

"So you like girls, does that mean you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all day long?" -Chasing Amy

"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger

"Why do good things never want to stay? Some things you loose, some things you kill" --Sleater-Kinney

"How could you do all the things that you've done to me, and still have the nerve to say we're friends. I don't know, you tell me that its all a part of growing up and being scared. When I was down and out where were you? You weren't there." --Suicide Machines

"Girls get you in trouble." --Sidra Spies

 "I suck my tongue in remembrance of you." --björk

"Don't say you love someone, and then change your mind. Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch." --unknown

"My lips may promise but my heart is a whore." --NIN

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." -Matt Groening

"It is impossible to love and to be wise." -Francis Bacon

"Maybe we would be best friends. I need one. I crave one. I am desperate. I am letting people use me more than usually now, its sad. I need to get into control of my life. I can't I am too tired. Too very, very tired."

"When you get committed, it's not like they send you to some farm in the mountains where you take long walks in the country and quietly reflect.  It's not all art therapy either.  Mostly you just lie in your horrible bed and do nothing.  The doctors check up on you from time to time and you go to group with people who are so much further than you are that you can't figure you what you're doing with them. Plus hospitals are sterile, really white, really light blue and light pink.  The TVs hang from the ceiling.  The food is terrible.  If you can get better out here, I don't know why you'd want to go in there." -Elizabeth Wurtzel

"I start to get the feeling that something is really wrong. Like all the drugs put together- the Lithium, the Prozac, the Desipramine, and Desyrel that I take to sleep at night- Can no longer combat whatever it is that was wrong with me in the first place. I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out." Elizabeth Wurtzel

"Who's that behind the trigger? Who do you figure? A mother fuckin' nine-inch nigga. Ready to fuck and rip shit up. I've had enough and I just don't give a fuck." -Tupac Shakur

"I don’t give a fuck if I die. I give a fuck if I live any longer." -Marie Halupowski

"Cause when the smack begins to flow Then I really don't care anymore. Ah, when the heroin is in my blood  And that blood is in my head. Then thank God that I'm as good as dead. Then thank your God that I'm not aware. And thank God that I just don't care." -Velvet Underground

"If you wear 2 condoms, you might as well fuck a lump of cheese." -Steve Wessock

"It doesn't seem like Adam would be like in the same group as Alex and Steve cuz he looks like the All-American cracker boy."  -Kim

"Bond fire. *sniff, sniff* Smells like flesh." -Marie Halupowski

"I have no life… cept the one that speaks of alcoholic pleasures, sexual tendencies, and well mastabatory pleasure.."

"I want my pussy raw, I want to feel the air against my dick in the midnight air, rape and pillage my desires as long as the freedom hinders as long as possible." -Eric Ramirez

†"Rappers should be shot for sport." -Diamanda Galás†

"Flirters, deserters, wimps and pimps, speeding like bullets, grinning like chimps." -Vineland

"Dismissing the whole thing as the world's aberration and not mine, I went back to bed." -The Female Man

"Captain, I’m sensing some evil thoughts.
Evil thoughts?!
Spock, get that tribble out of your pants!'"-the Beige Fairy

"I’ve been arrested by the thought police several times, but each time I was released on lack of evidence." -Murk Sez

"My schedule for today lists a 6-hour self-accusatory depression." -Philip K. Dick

"As far as I'm concerned, Leonardo [DiCaprio] looks like a 13-year-old lesbian." -Camille Paglia

"It seems stupid when people limit themselves to one kind of music. It tells me they're not using their ears." -Diamanda Galás

"The Bible is a beautifully written work of fiction." -Janeane Garofalo

"Important lesson: if life forces you to be cruel, fucking well enjoy it." -Murk Sez

"Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to!"

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"Would you like to buy a nuclear war?"

Thinking you were someone else is wasting the person that you are.

Failure is the opportunity to begin more successfully.

All I've learned about life can sum up to three words "It goes on".

If you judge people you have no time to love them.

If you stop searching, you stop living, because then you are dwelling in the past. If your not reaching forward to any new growth you might as well be dead.

"…as I love, The name of honor more than I fear death…" -Shakespeare
(Marie Halupowski's saying to this: "…as I honor, The name of death more than I fear love…")

 "You will not sink my cheerio!!"

"Those kids are after me lucky charms!!"

"Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch!"

"These hands!! I can’t get them off my wrists! Oh, God!!"

"The urge towards love, pushed to its limit, is an urge towards death." -Marquis de Lade

"They’d have to put Jesus in an insane asylum."

"Depend on a rabbit's foot if you will, but remember... It didn't work for the rabbit." -R.E. Shay

"I'd like to have kids. I get those maternal feelings. Like when I'm lying on the couch and I can't reach the remote control." -Kathleen Madigan

"They've got a new birth control pill for men now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest." -Greg Travis

"I never suffered from any racism being Jewish. When I was a kid, once another kid made a racial slur and I told my dad about it. I'll never forget what my dad told me. He said, "Greg, it doesn't matter what race you are or the color of your skin. There will always be some people out there who aren't gonna like you 'cause you're irritating.’" - Greg Rogell

"We're an interracial couple, my wife and I. I'm from Kentucky and she's not a relative." -Mark Klein

"I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot, you tell the person what you want. How do you tell'em you want somebody else?" -Elayne Boosler

"The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any." -Doug Graham

"I want to be happy, but I can't be happy till I make you happy too."

"There's no condom that can protect against a broken heart."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"People do not die from suicide; they die from sadness."

"It's hard to feel, when you don't. It's hard to say you will, when you won't ... and if you do it won't mean anything." -Adam

"Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God." -Jean Rostand

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not." -Andre Gide

"It is not death I fear, but life."

"Hello. Will you come sit on my face?" -Eric Ramirez

"Love is blind because there is no love." -Marie Halupowski

"the truth, like sex, is best when it is a little painful" -bill maher

"she alone of all the world believes that fucking is holy, dirty, and beautiful" -leonard cohen

"if you know me so well, then tell me which hand I use" -tori amos

"the world is beautiful but has a disease called man" -fredreich nietzsche

"one is not born a woman one becomes one" -simone de beauvoir

"drugs are a bet with your mind" -jim morrison

"the viscous blob of come in my palm thinning and clearing, like the end of creation when all matter returns to water" -leonard cohen

"the Sylvia plath story is told to girls who write. they want us to think that to be a girl poet means you have to die. who is that told me all girls who write must commit suicide? I’ve another good one for you: we are turning cursive letters into knives." -description of "sex kitten revolutionary"

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and three hundred and sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more                 supervision." -Lynne Lavner

"Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth." -Archimedes

"I think she ate paste." -Nick Gilham

"It looks like a drag queen exploded in your car." -Amy

"today one of the boys in my class wanted me to write a message in his notebook, and when he handed it over the first thing I saw was the word 'death.' all the messages in it were something to the extent of life is just a cruel joke.' and it surprised me, because this boy had never seemed sad before. or angry. so I wrote him a silly note about how people were all nerds so you can't worry about being different. and I am a faery princess. he shook his head but he smiled." -Lindsey

"I'm a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won't sleep with you." -David Gerard

"I was a peroxide-blond Jew with a nose job and blue tinted contacts."

"I don't like you because you're not like me."

"People think they're using me, when in reality I'm using them" -Rachel

"Poetry has a darkness, thanks. Death is what I’ve always seem to want to come to me. As much as I want it to come, he just slips deeper into dark, wearing glow in the dark trench coat and looking like a mere green glowing dot." -Marie Halupowski

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to me."

"I thought popularity wasn't suppose to exist on the Internet. I thought that the Internet was a place where nobody would judge each other. I never expected the Internet to be just like high school. I never knew your page had to be a certain way to have people like you. It seems like the Internet is becoming more and more like high school every day."

"are you one of the beautiful people? do you have sweet dreams at the dope show?"

"Don't piss me off I’m running out of places to hide the bodies."

"Look at me when I’m hitting you."

"I am not the only person in my pants" -mindy

"How has life been treating you within it's sullen power as of yet? Mine has been the epitome of everything evil within solemn madness."

"there’s a guy named jack, and he's having trouble getting on a horse. ok. so you help jack on the horse. now he can't get off. so will you help jack off the horse?"

"no, you're cute, hot, short little piece of munchkin ass" -Steve Wessock

"Have sex…. not babies." -Steve Wessock

"written on the body is a secret code only visible in certain lights .. I like to keep my body rolled up away from prying eyes. never unfold too much, tell the whole story." -j. winterson

"Life is a tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the ear of a drowsy man." -Shakespeare

"Why do we have to have a five minute bathroom breaks? I can’t sit on the pot for that long." -Cody

"My mom has to shave her face." -Cody

"Don’t start . I’m just in the mood." -Are you being served?

"my wife makes me sleep on the couch, it sucks, she took the batteries out of the remote control too."

"Be yourself, let you come through" -KoRn

"Your world is an ashtray, we burn and coil like cigarettes" -Marilyn Manson

"Please take your car and drive me to a dream......today" -Smoother

"I don't want to slit my wrists. I want to slit yours."-Rachel

"The glass isn't half empty or half full. It's broken." -Rachel

"Eat my vaginal hair." -Rachel

I accidentally hit my guardian angel in the head with a magic grain of rice and she died, throwing the rice was supposed to bring me luck, look like I threw it too hard

"Open eyes, open heart, open up and fall apart." -Anonymous

"I don't believe you when you tell me, I don't believe you when you hold me, I don't believe you. you're my medicine. I don't believe you when you fuck me." -Heather Nova

"I’m trying to find myself as a person, sometimes that’s not easy to do. Millions of people live their entire lives without finding themselves. But it is something I must do." -Marilyn Monroe

"a man isn't worth your tears, but the man that is worth your tears, won't make you cry." -Anonymous

"A young man once asked me: "What in your opinion is the ideal husband?" I cast about hastily in my mind then replied: "Why no husband at all." -Gertrude Atherton

"Our love is quicksand, so easy to drown." -Courtney Love

"You're the blood of me, you're the truth that hurts, you're the memory, you're the drug that works." Heather Nova

"I verbalize not with colossal wisdom, but with great and redundant word-babble that boggles the human mind. Forever shall remain my bullshit, as a marvel to the masses." -Seth

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do" -Walter Bagelot

"[nikki], you have the concentration of Darren, who has the concentration of a three-year-old on drugs." -Rave

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is qicker." -W. Wonka

"And the dish ran away with the spoon, but Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal." -Daria

"Do a half-ass job. It's the American way." -Sherry Bobbins

"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear." -Lucas

"A true friend stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde

"The trick is to keep breathing." -Janice Galloway

"I’m like candy. I’m sweet and taste good all the way down." -Marie Halupowski

"I’m so hungry I could eat a whore." -Marie Halupowski

"What the hell are you on?! There is no such thing is love. Get it through your crack smoking head!" -Marie Halupowski

"I saw the black guy, but I didn’t see the white guy." -Marie Halupowski

"Do you love me?" -Marie
"Yeah." -Shelby
"Good cause I don’t love you!" -Marie
"Bitch!" -Shelby
"I know. That’s why you love me." -Marie

"I’m high like heaven." -Fiona Apple

"I’m slow like honey." -Fiona Apple

"Oh, please, spank me." -Marie Halupowski

"Damnit! Is this all I am?! A sex object?!" -Marie Halupowski

"Yes, I’m oversexed." -Marie Halupowski

"Its beautiful." -Marie
"The rain?" -Ryan
"Yes, its such a delicacy" -Marie
"Um… yeah, if you say so Marie." -Ryan

"All I want is some free love. Now does that make me a slut?" -Marie
"Free love? I thought you didn’t believe in love?" -Erin
"I don’t. I mean to have promiscuous sex." -Marie
"Oh... well, I'll second that." -Erin

"Oh, yes. I forgot I was talking to the one who loves oral sex." -Marie
"Damn straight." -Eric

"Do I turn you on?" -Mike
"Do I look like a light switch?" -Marie
"I guess not." -Mike

"What’s wrong with me? Is there something about my personality that girls don’t like?" -Adam

"I’m going to eat you." -Adam
"Heh. Okay." -Marie
"Oh, oh. Not in that way." -Adam

"Is that it?!" -Nikki

"Marie, it’s good that you’re short." -Matt
"Okay." -Marie
"Cause your height is a good head level." -Matt

"I'm riding high upon a deep depression." -Garbage

"I have lived so many lives all in my head." -Nine Inch Nails

"I'm building memories on things we have not said." -Fiona Apple

"I need someone to break the silence that's screaming in my head, and in my soul." -Stabbing Westward

"She smiles through a thousand tears and harbors adolescent fears. She dreams of all that she can never be. She wades in insecurity and hides herself inside of me." -Mariah Carey

"If I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alone." -Stabbing Westward

"I got something better than love." -Beck

"Love is suicide." -The Smashing Pumpkins

"All we had was our dreams; that's all we needed to be free." -Bouncing Souls

"I guess these things were meant to be, there's no use fighting what's in me." -Bouncing Souls

"Life is like a shooting star, it don't matter who you are." -Live

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." -Joe Ancis

"What's done to children, they will do to society." -Karl Menninger

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Elenor Roosevelt

"The only reason people say I remind them of Liz Taylor is because I'm not skinny." -Chrisina Ricci

"There is not enough darkness in the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robert Alder

"The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain." -Lord Byron

"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -Pablo Picasso

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody." -Mark Twain

"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular." -Adlai Stevenson

"The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness." -William Saroyan

"I ain't Michael Jackson, you don't need to touch me." -Fred Durst

"Maybe you'd feel better after we had some sex." -Norm MacDonald

"I know in the past I've caused you pain, and I'm sorry. And I'll be sorry until the day I die." -Devon Gummersall

"She blew everyone a kiss goodbye and watched as they blew away." -Claire Danes

"Did you ever try to protect someone so much that it, like, hurt?" -Wilson Cruz

"Overcome with rage, I scrape the evil from your face. Those dark brown eyes don't hide your pain - and I laugh." -Katie Sutherland

"We're all brought together, we all lack control." -Stephanie Doose

"It's funny how people change...but life, and emotion, they never do. It's always the same." -Bridget Oliver

"Hey! How would you love if I ran around grabbing my cunt telling you to ‘Fuck off’, how would that make you feel?!" -Marie
"I’d love it." -Adam
"Shut up. Oh, I mean FUCK OFF!!!" -Marie

"Slip inside the eye of your mind. Don’t you know you might find a better place to play?"

"It’s hotter than a ho’s cunt in July." -Bobby

"I closed my eyes and slipped away."

"I don’t mess with my dad that much. He stole some guns when he got out of the Marines. He also tripped on too much acid in the 60s." -Ken

"I wonder if my dad misses Vietnam? The marijuana and the Vietnamese hooker’s." -Ken

"This is A B conversation. So, C your way out of it."

"They’re showing you how to look for breast cancer and nut cancer in the book? Odd." -Marie
"Oh, is that what it is?" -Kevin
"What did you think it was? Masturbation of the boob?" -Marie
"No. Heh. Yeah." -Kevin

"I wish I was you." -Marie
"Why me? Because I’m pregnant?" -Cathy
"Yeah because I want to see how it feels. But I really don’t want to give birth to a watermelon." -Marie

We are the music makers and the dreamers of dreams. -Willy Wonka

Life is what happens while your listening to music.

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

A women's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. -Rose Dawson

Sticks and stones only break bones. Words can shatter the soul.

If practice makes perfect, yet nobody is perfect... then why practice? -Billy Corgan

I'm not anti-social. Society is anti-me. -Ashen Core

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will still land amongst the stars"
-Roosevelt

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