Amelia, Zelgadis, Gourry, Lina (in her real form, not as Shi), Xelloss, Jyanesu, Shiana, Felina and a unknown woman with dark brown hair, shoulder lenght, sat behind a long, rectangular table. Zelgadis took the microphone. "Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen. Thank you for coming. We'll start now the interview." "Gourry-san!" one news reporter raised his hand. Gourry gave him the first question. "Sir, what's your point of view about the plot of this story?" "Point of view?" Gourry scratched his head. Thinking for a second. Then he answered. "I think the story was written in a computer, not a 'pot'." "The ABC news reporter went back on his chair at Gourry Gabriev, one of the main characters of Slayers answered in his usual way to the question, like a complete jellyfish, not to recall he has jello instead of brain." the narrator did his job, narrate. "The rest of the Slayers cast and Nami-cast sweatdropped." "Zelgadis-san," a reporter called Zelgadis Graywords's attention. "How does it feels to be human at least for some episodes?" Zelgadis looked at his rock skinned hands and sighed. "No comments." "Mr. Zelgadis Greywords refused to answer this question." the narrator continued. "Of course, it must be painful to be a chimera again after being human again during the last episodes of this fanfic." "Amelia-san! Amelia-san! Please!" a really young and energic female reporter jumped on her chair trying to get Amelia Wil Tesla Sailune to notice her. She had pencil in one hand and a notepad on the other. "The girl of white." Amelia smiled and decided to attend the girl after fifteen minutes of ignoring her. 'She is so annoying.' She whispered at Zelgadis covering the microphone for her words wouldn't reach the reporters. 'She remembers me to you.' Zelgadis grinned. Amelia's eyes went puppy like and full of tears. She then decided to pay attention to the reporter. She had been unfair to her, like Zelgadis had just been to her. "Amelia-san, we all know you by your long annoying speeches, your over reactions to simple problems, your wrong judgement on somethings." The reporter started. Amelia's face was red fire of anger. "Since you had a wrong idea about Xelloss-san and Lina-san's, --who the latter is your best friend, relationship, will you reconsider your way of acting and change all your wrong actitude?" "An ambulance had to be called. The poor girl's answer was a fireball. As you know normal humans don't stand such attacks." the narrator turned back to the cast, "It's Lina Inverse's turn." "Miss Inverse, did you like to share the principal character with Miss Naize?" one of the twenty reporters trying to interview Lina had his turn at last. "Shiana Naize is a really good actress and made a great role. Now days, you don't get co-workers like her. " Lina smiled warmly. "She definitly made a great role. Yes, she did. She has a really good developed body, not like Lina." Gourry said under his breath. Unfortunately for him, he hadn't moved away his microphone and his comment was made public. And worst for him, Lina brought out of no where Filia's mace and hitted him on the head till her anger disipated. "As you can see fellows, Miss Lina Inverse keeps her strong personality, while Gourry Gabriev, her sidekick, keeps being Gourry Gabriev." the narrator no comments at all for this. His eyes lighted up when the second main character was being asked. "Now Xelloss-san is being asked some questions. Let's listen to his answers." "Xelloss-san, what was like it to have almost human feelings for first time? Since you are a mazoku, we now that for general law, you don't have feelings." the reporter moved his tape recorder closer to Xelloss. "Well," Xelloss started, "it was a new experience. Thanks Nami-san!" He waved to the dark brown haired woman at the end of the table. The reporters looked at her for one second and then turned back to cast. "Ms. Felina, how was it to be great Lina Inverse's younger sister?" "The truth is that it wasn't nothing pleasant to be called enemy of all who lives, dragon spooker, bandit killer, flat chested terror when people didn't see me close enough to notice I'm not flat! Hmmm...What else Lina?" She turned to look at her co-worker who was casting the Giga Slave. Felina panicked and turned again to the microphone. "The REAL truth is that I feel really proud of being Lina's sister in the fanfic and I'd be really happy if we were realy sisters!" !###^$(&&^)&(_&(^%&%))--"FORGIVE ME LINA!!"--)*)(*^$##@!!@$&^%!!!!!!^*&^*^*^*(&^*^%$$!!! "Excuse us for the interruption, but Ms. Lina Inverse's Giga Slave cause major problems to the interview, but everything is restored now and the interview continues." the narrator straightened his suit and his hair, "The questions for Felina Inverse will be holded back until she comes back from the chaos of the Lord of Nightmares. For those who didn't listen well her last words to the press were 'FORGIVE ME LINA!!!'.Let's continue." "Ms. Naize, we'd like to know if you liked working with the Slayers cast, to be more specific, with Mr. Xelloss." Shiana smiled and looked at Xelloss who was sitting at her side from the corner of her eye. "The Slayers cast is just great. I loved working with them. They are really profesional and when it comes to work they work. Of course, it's really cool to hang around them. You'll always get a good laugh. About working with Xelloss, yes I liked working with him, and I hope I have another oportunity to work with him." She waved to the woman sitting at the end of the table. "Nami-san let's see if you grant my wish!" The reporters looked at the woman again and turned again to the cast. The woman sweatdropped. In that moment, Xelloss gave Shiana a little note. She opened it and read it. 'Meet you at 6 pm. The Rune.' She closed the little note and smiled at him as agreement. "Mr. Xelloss!" a reporter called bringing the trickster priest back, "How did it feel to kiss and even have between your arms for several minutes the enigmatic Shiana Naize? Anyone in this world and the other would have loved to be in your place." Xelloss cat smiled. "About how it felt, believe me, it was great! And about your comment," He opened his eyes, glaring at the reporters around Shiana. "anyone who dares to come closer to her, will die." The reporters went back to their seats like good boys. Xelloss retured to his usual smile. "Ms. Itanygh, did you enjoy your role in this fanfic?" Five reporters asked at the same time, all looking like idiots at Jyanesu. "I did enjoy my part on the fanfic although it was short. It's great to work with someone so special as Gourry-san. The only thing I disliked was being an evil lord's priestess." She waved at the woman sitting at the end of the table. "Nami-chan next time I want an angel role!" The reporters looked at the woman, and ignored her again. "Mr. Zelgadis, one more question please!" one reporter pleaded from her seat. Zelgadis nodded aproving her. "Sir, did you enjoy being married to Amelia Wil Tesla Sailune and being father during this fanfic?" Zelgadis looked sideways at Amelia, who was blushing like him. "No comments." "Again Mr. Greywords refused to answer, but this question's answer is easy to guess." the narrator giggled, "He DID enjoy his temporal marriage. If not why is he blushing?!" "Ms. Lina Inverse, could you tell us if Filia Ul Copt, Valgaav, Martina and Zangulus, Sinphiel, Luna, Milgasia, Aqua, and the other slayers characters wil take part of the next fanfic?" Lina glares at the news reporter. She isn't in good mood after what Felina said. "WHY YOU ASK ME?! ASK THE AUTHOR!" "And who is the author?" Complete silence. The Slayers and non official Slayers cast look at the woman at the end of the table. The woman slightly coughed. "So who is the author?" the reporters asked in inuison. "IT'S HER DAMN FOOLS!" Lina yelled as she grabbed the woman by the back neck of her sweater and lifted her. The woman waved shyly. "So which is your name." one reporter asked. "Nami Shi Shiina." the woman answered softly. "So, what's the answer?" "Hmm...well maybe Filia, Val, Naga, and Luna will be on the next time. Have to study them more." she moved her some of her hair to the back of her ear. "What can you tell us about the purpose the Lord of Nightmares had to choose Lina Inverse for her plans? And which were her exact plans?" "You know that the lord is chaotic. There is no exact purpose other than her own fun. Lina Inverse summoned her twice, and it was time for her to pay the price, it could be said." "Will you write a Yaoi, hentai, or yuri fanfic? Like one between Xelloss and Zelgadis, which are the most famous ones?" a woman like reporter asked, but if you looked closer you'd see the hair on his chest thanks to his three buttons shirt. Zelgadis and Xelloss had run to Nami's side. Zelgadis had a Elmekia Lance in process, while Xelloss a dark bolt. Nami just sweatdropped. "Guys calm down!" She waved at them, "You know I would never write a yaoi or a yuri. So please don't kill me." Zelgadis and Xelloss sighed. Then returned to their seats. From there they both asked eagerly at the same time. "And a hentai?" Nami giggled. "Maybe." Both men smiled cat like and turned back to their reporters. "Maybe, was the answer Nami-san gave to the hentai question. This guys are really eagered for one huh?" the narrator smirked. Suddenly the floor began to shake. "What's going on? It's an earthquake!" All the reporters ran out the room to save their lives. Only the cast and the author stayed. Lina, Shiana, Amelia, and Zelgadis fireballed the wall behind them and the earthquake's source was discovered. "Give me back my Zelgadis doll!!!" Rezo the Red Priest in a two years old version, had a chimera doll by the legs. "It's mine mine mine!!!!" Eliz in a small version had the doll by the head. "Then it will be half and half!" Lei Magnus came over to give some order to this and with a dagger cutted the doll in half. "Arghhh...." Zelgadis dropped to the floor in a pool of blood. Amelia started the recovery spell inmideatly. "This is the third time this happends!" Lei Magnus glared at little Rezo, "How many times do I have to tell you not to make Voodo dolls?!" His attention was drawn by an explosion at the left corner of the kindergarden. "GAAV!!! PHIBLIZO!!! STOP IT OR I'LL REDUCE YOU TO FROGS INSTEAD OF HUMANS!!!!" Gaav threw his sword away and Phiblizo (both in a 2 years old version) threw the black bolt through the window and exploding on a old woman that happened to be walking by ther in that moment. Lei felt his socks wet and looked down at a little wolf pissing on it. "Xellass, go piss someone else." The wolf nodded and ran to Dynast and Dalphin who were doing a master plan to kill for once and for all Lina Inverse, Xellas, Xelloss, and the rest of the gang. Wolf Xellass bited the paper sheets in which the plan was being traced and ran away. Dalphin and Dynast, also in small version, persecuted the little wolf. Xellass jumped to Shiana's arms and sticked her tongue out to Dynast and Dalphin. The two small lords went white at the sight of Death Soul. "Boo!" Shiana said and both of them ran away screaming. On the other room the Slayers cast decided to have a small reunion with Nami. "The hentais are going right?" Xelloss and Zelgadis insisted. "NO yaois, right?" Nami sighed, "No yaois. We'll see about the hentais later!" "Will you write a Gourry and I fanfic?" Jyanesu looked at Nami with big puppy eyes. "Well see. I have to think about it. You would have to help me though." "Glad to!" Jyanesu jumped up and down of happiness. "Will you write another Xelloss and Lina fanfic?" Lina asked eagerly. "You two are my favorite! Why not?" Nami smiled. "Yes!" Xelloss smiled. "Or maybe a Filia-Xelloss fanfic." Nami changed of idea. "WHAT??!?!?!?!" Filia appeared from no where, mace on hand and threatening Nami with it. Xelloss appeared between them and tried to calm her, which of course gave other consecuences like Filia going into dragon form and destroying the building. "Hey guys..." Nami crawled out of the rectangular table where all the cast and her had hided from the demolition. (This is fiction remember) "I think I'm going to sleep. Too much for me during the last week or so." "Ok. Good night." Zelgadis waved at Nami. "Night girl!" Lina smiled. "Have sweet dreams! Specially Amelia and Zelgadis ones so you can write them down!" Amelia hugged Nami and went back to annoy Zelgadis. "Night Night." Shiana and Xelloss, who were holding hands, smiled at Nami and dissapeared. (Remember they had a date) "Good night Nami-chan!" Jyanesu smiled and took Gourry by the arm. "Good night Nami-san." Gourry waved as Nami walked away. Then he remembered he had one question to make. "Wait Nami-san!!" He ran to her. Nami stopped and waited for the swordman. "One question, how do you write a story in a pot?" Nami was about to cry, then she saw Filia some meters away and yelled, "Filia would you borrow it to me one second?" "If you don't write a Xelloss and I fanfic!" Filia yelled back. "I won't!! Writer's promise!!" Nami had two fingers crossed of course. She catched the mace with the uncrossed fingered hand and hitted Gourry with the mace. Then she threw it back to Filia and walked away. "Good Night guys!" In her mind, the new Xelloss-Filia fanfic starting to take shape. -------------- Somewhere between the everything and the nothing, Felina Inverse's plead could be heard. "Linaaaaa.....forgive me please!!!" Fel floats in the middle of chaos. "I won't say it again I promise. Linaaaa!!!!" She yells. "Gourry!! Zel!!!! Shi!!! Someone take me out of here!!! NAMI!!!" -------------- "In this way the Slayers Untitled Fanfic Interview ends. We'll see the next time, at this same hour and in this same pad." The narrator ended his job. "Hey." Zelgadis called the narrator. The man ran to him. "Here." Zelgadis gave him three silver coins. "WHAT?!?!?!" the narrator screeched. "Is this all I get?!?!" "Yes." Zelgadis smiled. "And you are fired." Zel runs away cause he notices Amelia running to him. She runs past the narrator. "Mr. Zelgadis wait please!!" "Fired." the narrator sighed. "Guess I'll have to go back to my old job. Let's see if I still have the touch." ---"Goku...please hurry up and save Gohan." --- "Hmm...think that's fine. Now let's see where is Goku right now?" Looks at a tv schedule. "Oh yeah! Dead again. Hmmm...so I'll have to talk to Gohan. --- Wait! He's at school. Oh nooo....I think I'll wait till next episode cause I'm not talking to Vegeta." He sighs and walks to the horizon whistling 'Chala Head Chala' ------- THIS IS THE END!!!!