Hey There
Welcome to Daddy's Panda Bar.
Have a drink, and enjoy yourself.
That's really a Panda
Did you hear this one?
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, and then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, man, I'm a panda! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A forest-dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinctive black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Play the music again!
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