First of all, yeah, yeah, my url is misspelled. Tried to fix it, but all my attempts came to absolute naught. Great! my first entry and people are already laughing. For all the wrong reasons. My luck, the guy that chisles out my tombstone will probably commit some massive typographical error that will have 'em rolling in the aisles.
Now to the horrid task of introducing myself. My name is R.A. Levin. The R stands for Robert. The A, you will never pry from me. I promised a more famous Robert Levin that I wouldn't actually use THAT name, to protect him from embarrassment. This also saves Nat Hentoff the dirty job of having to say anything nice about me!
I'm a wannabe writer working in a soul sucking dead end job.
No cute pet stories here. My landlady won't tolerate any furry critters. Fun tales about my love life? You're probably not going to see too many of those either. My attempts at wooing the girl who works at the liquor store have been haphazard. In a similar vein, you might have to read through a few drunken rants, or some militant angry vegetarian stuff. I never know what kind of mood I'll be in.
Ciao for now! (Damn, that was lame!)
Posted by ohayo_spanku
at 10:42 PM EDT
