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Calamari: Hey
does anyone know how to break into Marvel's
head office?
Gregory123: As
an artist?
Calamari: No. As
a burgaler. I spent all my money on Overpower
Cards now I want it back.
Gregory123: I
bet you got a lot of enjoyment outta those
Overpower Cards, didn't you?
Calamari: Well....yes
I did.
Gregory123: Then
why do you want to steal your money back?
Calamari: YOUR
RIGHT! I am going to send them my last
quarter. Will you join me?
Gregory123: No.
Calamari:
Selfish Bastard.
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Calamari: Hi!
Mike: I am a card dealer in the
Edmonton Area. I have references.
Calamari: I am looking to sell a
Wolverine Fighting Instinct special wrapped
in tin foil.
Mike: You want to sell the special?
Calamari: No. The tin foil. I am asking
for 25 cents.
Mike: Why would I want tin foil?
Calamari: I figure it has all sort of
neat powers.
Mike: Will you throw in the
special?
Calamari: Y'know. It is money-driven
speculators like yourself that make this
world a bad place to live.
Mike: Umm.....
Calamari: Y'know. I oughta beat you
like a borrowed child.
Mike: Try me. I am a 26yr old
250lbs 6'4 mountain.
Calamari: Hey look over there! *runs
away*
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