Ok, so you clicked here to see what the hell I was talking about ..no? Well, sometimes Overpower cards are just asking for it...you just wanna wreck em, make them hurt! I know I do. It can be quite fun to do as well. No I have not gone off the deep end but just trying ta have fun. I am in no way promoting these things..

So Don't Try These At Home!

-Calamari

Burn Those Babies - version 1 (humane version)

• Things you need
  • A magnifying glass
  • A Cement Driveway
  • Some cards that need burning
  • Some sun

1. Take those cards that need burning and place them on your cement driveway
2. Take your maginfying glass and concentrate a beam of sun light upon the card(s)
3. Wait
4. Watch a flaming hole appear and singe that card.

• Experts Challenge
  • Try to keep the magnifying glass as steady as you can and try to burn out one small hole in the center of the card.

Burn Those Babies - version 2 (pyromaniacs version)

• Things you need
  • A blow torch
  • A cement driveway
  • Some duct tape
  • Some cards that need some serious burning
  • A deranged mind

1. Take those cards that need burning and tape them to your cement driveway so that they can't blow away if it is windy
2. Start up that blow torch, stand a safe distance away.
3. Lite those cards up

• Experts Challenge
  • Tape down four cards side by side, try and burn one of the four cards without even singing the others.

Cut em down to size - version 1 (humane version)

• Things you need
  • A pair of scissors
  • Some cards that need some cutting

1. Get the cards that need to be cut down to size.
2. Take your scissors and cut away

• Experts Challenge
  • Try to make as many shapes out of the card you are cutting. Squares are a good start.

Cut em down to size - version 2 (just plain wierd version)

• Things you need
  • Hedge Trimmers
  • Some cards that need some cutting

1. Get the cards that need to be cut up.
2. Cut those bastards up!!

• Experts Challenge
  • Try to make as many pieces as you can. Then have a wedding. And use it as confetti!

Cut em down to size - version 3 (family fun version)

• Things you need
  • Crayola Safety Scissors
  • Cards that are pretty but need some cutting !!!!!!!

1. Get the cards that are pretty but need some cutting.
2. Gather the family.
3. Give each family member a pair of scissors and a card
4. Cut em up as a family!

• Experts Challenge
  • Try to make more shapes than anyone else in your family. Then berate and belittle them with snyd comments.

More to come later........