ETWF Bash n Bruise on Bleeb


(A huge perfect Globe that is 360,000 feet tall and protrudes well above the planet Bleeb's clouds is the Bleebatorium. This giant orb is made of a weather resistant,flexible,durable metal-alloy only found on Bleeb. There is 3,600,000 rows of comfortable seating around the circumference and down to the bottom of the Orb. The ring is suspended in gravity at the absolute center of the Orb. Every 3,600 rows there is a walkway leading to huge concession and souvenir stores. Restrooms that cater to every known life form in the Zenophiliac Galaxy are there as well. At the upper half of the Orb are broadcast devices, space folding(faster than light cubed) energy signals beaming the event to every planetin the Galaxy with multi lingual and communication translation lightware.(lightware is computerprograms made of pure energy hence the light in lightware) The signal ,once sent travels indefinitely .It could reach earth in a hundred years. Sitting at the top of the orb in a special room are the commentators.Zenophilatia's Zeb wth his aquired southern drawl and the Synthoid Cletus who speaks with an English accent. )


Zeb"Howdy to all y'all that're gettin this historic broadcast.We're here live on the planet Bleeb where the fishin is a humdinger!"

Cletus "Right fans were here and it's indeed time for BASH AND BRUISE!!! here's the line up

  1. "Hercules,Samson & Ulysses vs Phillip of Macedon , Goliath and the Minitor in a 6 Synthoid tag team match.All of these and


    only one super power has been allowed in this match that of Synthoid Super Strength but the Minitaur also has horns. I like this the best you see the setting in the ring is a perfect duplicate of the ruins of Corinth."

    Zeb"This is a classic match up of them old legendary heroes and villians including Aklexander The Great's pappy on the side of the rulebreakers. To win they gotta pin,knock out theys opponent or make 'em tap out. It will be oe dadburn riot in the ring elimination style 6-man tornado tag match."

    Cletus "Indeed I for one would like to see who will knock out the Minitaur!!"


  2. Then the next one Gigantithicus the Titan jobber who won the jobber elimination battle royal faces Ravegnor!

    Zeb"Ravegnor is the most vicious,sadistic ,dark hearted titan I have ever seen .that boy never got a whoopin from his daddy like he should have."

    Cletus "Ravegnor is crazy like a fox and Gigantthicus coud be in for the thrashing of his life. "


  3. "Then the Obliterator faces the winner of the Synthoid Titan battle royal Silk Worm championship belt is on the line!

    Zeb"Now this'll be interesting it aughta look like a centepede fightin a caterpillar!!! Both a the there fellers got the ability to plaster their opponent with sticky,silken webs."

    Cletus "Obliterator is finally going to meet his match against the Synthoids .

    Zeb" Ol' Silk Worm has vowed revenge after that there evil Obliterator burned and melted just about every Synthoid in the ETWF."


  4. Cletus"Quite,and Xandor The Great faces two Synthoids Posidon and the Colossus Of Rhodes This will be promising to say the least.

    Zeb"This battle of the Titans is in Xandor's favor"

    Cletus "yes quite right Xandor can fly the other's can't. Never the less Posidon could freeze everyone into solid ice! "


  5. Zep"ETWF Tag Champs them there Lethal Dragons put their championship belts on the line against Dark Enigma a tag team wars a comin !

    "ah aint sure who I like in this one both are hated ,cheatin no-good bad guys . "

    Cletus "I will go with the champs ."


  6. Zeb "Then the barn burner of the night!Bleebs own Body Breaker The Mighty faces Pale Rider in a land-air and sea match for the ETWF Ultimate Championship of the whole Galaxy. They will wrestle in mid air first wearing anti-gravity belts. Then Pale Rider will place an under water beathing device inside his nostril and they will wrestle in the ocean. Then the *decideing fall* will be decided in the ring in a streetfight .

    Zeb"Bleeb's own is one of the most accomplished ETWF Superstars,he done whooped both regular size and Titans he don't care. That youngun 's loved by the fans .I see homeworld advantage here as a decidin factor."

    Cletus"Perhaps but keep in mind The Pale Rider. Though he cheats he doesn't need to. He is hard to beat,pound for pound he is the toughest rulebreaker out there. This match could go either way. "


    Zeb ,well any thing can happen in the ETWF ! There is a capacity crowd of twenty nine trillion seven hundred million fans!!!OH MY MY MY!!! So many fans the noise would be deafening if it wasn't for the sound proofing in our room tonight.

    (The holografic 3-d liquid screens come to life in front of every fan's seat. There are some rows of seats submerged in liquid for the fans from ocean worlds.Each section is adapted to the type of atmosphere the fans are accustomed to on their own planets.From frozen worlds to boiling hot desert worlds to non air breathing atmospheres. No expense was spared by the Planet Bleeb )

    (Now on to the matches)

  1. Hercules,Samson & Ulysses vs Phillip of Macedon , Goliath and the Minitor in a 6 Synthoid tag team match.
    (Each synthoid usualy has two super powers but for tonight's match all 6 have been deprogrammed.Each has been endowed with super strength. A huge stone column stands amidst broken down columns and lots of rubble. All 6 synthoids appear. Huge energy fields replace ring ropes .)

    Zeb"here we go y'all it's clobberin time!"

    Cletus"yes well ---ahem--- The bell sounds and all 6 tie up."



    (The fans cheer loudly)

    Cletus"Samson grabs Goliath and tilt a whirl powerslams him against a huge column ooh had to hurt that one."

    Zep"Y'alls right and Samson goes for the pin right away. HOLY MOLEY DID Y"ALL SEE THAT ???Minotaur gores Ulysses OH MY and he aint a getten up!!

    (The fans shake the orb with thier racket.)

    Cletus"Serves that uncultured Greek right !Wait and Hercules is dropkicked by Philip of Macedon. Now Philip that is one Greek I amire .

    Zep "All right you snob, y'alls really somethin else! The Minitaur charges and at the last moment OH MY MY!!Ulysses grabs a column ,his hands are so strong they crushes into it so he picks it up with both hands and swigs it like a dadburned baseball bat."

    Cletus"Oh bugger off you redneck buffoon. Now there is the crafty veteran of war and King I might add !Philip of Macedon traps Hercules in a surfboard.

    Zepp"There's Samson for the pin

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    Cletus"NO not bloody right Goliath is elimnated he dissappears as the energy field transports Goliath out of the ring and back to his dressing room. Hercules Cheated!"

    Zep"WAHOOO!!! that's cause he's a hero and Goliath's a zero! The Minitaur is still a chargin after ulysses and Uysses just waits.OH MY MY ! The column explodes into stone chips upon impact wih the Minitaur's bull like horns. Will y'all look at that he aint got no more horns!!!

    Cletus"A travesty the Minitaur falls forward and Ulysses rolls him up for the pin.

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    Now that ,that is RUBBUISH pure ruibbish I tell you

    Zepp"Minitaur is eliminated,one of the bad guys dissappears."

    Cletus"Ah now that's better the King is in conrtol as he snares that Greek braggart Hercules with a classic nerve hold. both hands like vice grips on Hercules trapesius muscles. Hercules taps out and then dissappears. Much better!"

    (The fans boo and jeer at seeing one of their hero eliminated)

    Zep"Shoot fire that scoudrel pulled it off. What the ref doesn't know is Philip of Macedpon has poisoned razor blades imbedded in his fingernails. The poison causes unbearable pain.The cheater !!

    Cletus"Nonesense he used classic Greek strategy no fault in that ."

    Zep"ALLRIGHT!!!Samson and ulysses double drop-kick Philip into the standing Column. Philip slumps down. Samson grabs a column and charges.

    Cletus"Yes and (chuckle)Philip roll out of the way and delilah's boy is jarred by the impact.

    Zep"Ulysses catches Philip into a side headlock that aint very wise."

    Cletus"Right you are you finefeathered redneck as Phillip reverses and Ulysses screams bloody murder then passes out. Ulysses then dissappears."

    (The fans boo and jeer again. )

    Zep"Redneck??Buddy let me tell y'all we Zenophilaians had light speed before you were eve a glimmer on the lazer table! Look at that there king of yours Philip of Macedon folds his arms and gloats like a puffed up ninny.

    And he forgot about Samson."

    Cletus"Oh he knows ,and wait Samson grabs the fallen temple foundation still in tact oh no look out King Philip."

    Zep"HOLY MOLY!!!!!Samson tensed his legs and jumped high into the air with all his might and crushes that there king o yours Philip of Macedon under the huge stone foundation."

    (The fans roar happily in anticipation)

    Cletus NO NO OH NO Samson goes for the pin

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    YES !!!Philip kicks out!!!!The foundation is busted in half and Samson is sent flying.There's the King in regal action !"


    (The fans boo )


    Zep"Samson rolls up ,bows and prays.Samson has faith!"

    Cletus "Right and Philip has a spear he charges."

    Zep "WHOOO DOWGIE!Samson grabs rubble and throws it nailing Philipin the face.

    Samson grabs a big ol oak tree ,rips it from it's roots and clubs Philip right in the head.

    Philip drops like a shot from a gun.

    Philip is knocked out and dissappears.


    (The fans shake the Bleeb Stadium Orb with their cheers. )


    WHOOO WHOOO DAWGGIE LOOKY THERE Samson wins!! "

    Cletus"Oh shut up lets go to our next match"




  2. Cletus"Gigantithicus the Titan jobber who won the jobber elimination battle faces the gothic maniac Ravegnor."


    Zep"Ah have to agree with y'all on that one he is a maniac. A huge feller the size of a skyscraper walks slowly to the ring. He is very thick boned and heavyset .He has long arms that extend down to his feet ,his knuckles drag on the ground.His knuckle are calloused. He wears a yellow wrestling singlet made from burlap like material. He has shoulder length dark blue hair with sky blue streaks .His face resembles Cousin Eerie from the old 1960's Horror comics of the same name. His eyes are beedy set deep in his forehead like two ballbearings. He is bear foot with huge feet. He slowly turns his head to the right and left with a puzzled look at the cheering from the fans. He enters the titan-sized ring and steps over the ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and waits for his oponent.Now that's one big ol boy .


    (The fans cheers for Gigantithicus turns quickly to boods and jeers as

    The sound of scavenger birds are heard as the whole stadium turns dark. A huge 100 story tall giant walks to the ring spitting at the fans.The acid and poison hits the transparent fan guard and runs down the side. Ravagnor's body is all covered in the ritualistic combat black robes of his planet.Kind of like multi-layered ninja clothes. He has a hideous snake like face that can strike fear into any opponent. He has tough leathery skin that covers his whole body, hands arms & legs . He smiles like a devil his long red retractable tongue that's knife sharp hangs out of his mouth . His cheeks are fat with pouches that contain volitile chemicles. Ravagnor's eyes are cold and his expression is one of hate intense rage & fury. His manager is not with him tonight. Ravagnor enters the ring to the wrestler Raven's music from Earth. The dark arena becomes bitterly cold as he enters growling with intense & extreme hate, rage & fury. The lights come back on Ravagnor is circling Gigantithicus.)


    Cletus "Well Gigantithicus is taller than Ravagnor. Ravagnor is disgusting as he spits acid at Gigantithicus."


    Zep"Hey ah thought y'all liked them bad guys. That acid laced loogie just made him mad as Gigantithicus steps aside and grabs Ravagnor by the throat and chokeslams him eight whole times one right after another in a half a second . The force of his brute strength shakes the whole ring on impact.

    (The fans cheer at this)

    Ravagnor looks shocked at the split second move that boy's got superspeed aint no one told me that. "


    Cletus"As if they would tell you everything-----sigh -----A quick leap in the air and a legdrop

    Gigantithicus misses !!!"

    Zep"Now Ravagnor uses his superspeed to roll away ,leap up and superkick Gigantithicus as he landed hard on his rear!


    Gigantithicus head snaps back like a mousetrap sprung loose as Ravagnor grabs him with brute strength,wow he hoists the bigger titan up and with the combination of brute strength and super speed he nails Gigantithicus with the 'ravager'! {A pump handle powerslam} It's all over"


    Cletus"Ravagnor goes for the pin without even hooking the leg.

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    (The fans jeer and boo)

    Zep"Ravagnor wins he then oh gross ,he ahem ---hacks and --gag----spits a huge corrosive goober on Gigantithicus.That aint right somebody ring that bell It eats a hole in Gigantithicus shoulder."

    Cletus"A dark evil bugger that one as Ravagnor roars with laughter at what he did he leaves the ring. Poor Gigantithicus rolls around the ring in pain and shock then passes out" Zep"Aint anything gonna be done about this??Good here come them Synthoid Medical team they rush to the ring with hover stretchers the light speed medi-transport aint fired up yet. )


    Cletus"Oh no not that redneck from earth Rob Rowdy!"

    Zep"That redneck from earth signs your pay he is ETWF president . He comes to us live by way of hovering holographic,3-d screen. Rob has an angry look on his face ,I don't blame him!)

    (The fans cheer at this)

    Rob Rowdy "Darn it Ravagnor!! I know you have massive personal issues and a reputation as a bad guy but that doesn't give you the right to permantly maim another ETWF grappler even if he is a jobber. Ya see it costs me money to pay for healthcare and synthoid reconstruction.You and that ugly Obliterator has cost me thousands of credits!! I'm tired of your self pity and I am fed up with your nonesense. I am going to do three things as president of ETWF I am revoking your pay for tonights match.



    (The fans cheer and snicker at this)

    Don'tlike it??? I hope so!

    I am going to fine you a thousand credits.

    The third thing and this is the best part !, at the next ETWF PPV,Riot at Ragnah ,you will be in a cell no escape.You will have a muzzle over your big fat poison spittin maw.Yeah like the rabid dog that you are.


    (The fans laugh at this)


    You will face the following ETWF superstars ;Xanor The Great,Big Paul Bunyan and Gigantithicus who'll be all healed up by then .Better eat your wheaties ya no good dirty rotten sewer dweller! This match is No rules ,anything goes and I hope they mess you up!! One more thing Gigantithicus will be endowed with invulnerabilty to go along with his super speed and incredible strength."


    (The fans cheer wildly at this)




  3. Cletus "Next is Ravagnor's tag team partner Obliterator .He is going to face the winner of the Synthoid Titan battle royal Silk Worm championship Titan Champinship belt is on the line!the ugly looking bloke shold be in good form tonight! "


    (The fans cheer at the coming match)

    Zep"here they come !!Out to the ring crawls both combatants from different sides.Obliterator who usually smirks at the fans and spits at them ignores them.He is moving straight to the ring with a look of determination on his human like face. )

    (They both are moving at tremendous speed their giant bodies like two trains heading for collision.)

    (They hit the ring and collide .They twist in knots each trying to wrap up the other. They roll around the ring a like a squirming ball of violent arthropods . )

    (They break looses and Giant Silkworm spews silk webbing from his mouthparts . In 2 second The obliterator is immersed in a sticky cocoon that upon contact,hardens to a concrete like material. )

    Zep"Giant Silkworm rolls the cocooned Obliterator on his back and goes for the pin

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    and NO!" (a huge explosion in the ring )

    Cletus"our friend the Obliterator is free and Giant Silkworm is engulfed in flames a rether heated affair if you ask me"

    (The fans boo and jeer loudly)

    Zep"Dang it 3 seconds later Giant Silkworm is a green pile of ashen micro chips and burned wires "

    Cletus"Obliterator laughs with glee as he sees what he did to Giant Silkworm.'

    Zep"OH MY MY All of a sudden The Titan Synthoids both heel and face rush into the ring the whole dadburn lockerroom is empty!Like a stirred up wasp nest!

    (The fans jeers turn to cheers)

    Cletus"Obliterator using super speed zips out of the ring at the speed of light wanting no part of the angry Titan Synthoids each of which he had burned in like manner."



  4. (The ringsiders roar with anticipation as the three way dance to determine the No. 1 Contender for the Titan Title is moments away.)

    Zep"Whooowee....This PPV is brought to you by Cosmic Cola Classic the real drink of all ETWF fan."

    (The fans cheer at this)

    (Zep whoops with great enthusiam.)

    Cletus"Oh please, Zep. Let's be civilized."

    (He looks at Zep's attire.)

    Cletus"I stand corrected. You can't possibly be that civilized."

    Zep"You're just jealous that ya'll can't be like me."

    Cletus "Why would I stoop so low as to wear that to such an important premier PPV."

    (Zep is about to say something but Cletus cuts him off.)

    Cletus"Tonight is the Number One Contender's Match to determine who gets a shot at the Titan title. The contenders are Posidon, Colossus of Rhodes two fellow synthoids and Xanor The Great ."

    Zep"Ah like that there Xanor. He's one of da good guys."

    Cletus "Really but Colossus is more cultured and that's what I like."

    Can you imagine Ravegnor and Obliterator are on the warpath because they feel they are being snubbed.

    I hate to be anyone who talks behind their backs." Zep shuddered.

    "Right now we go to the match."

    (Gladiator music plays and the Colossus of Rhodes enters to loud boos but ignores them believing they are cheering him. He is dressed as a gladiator. Posidon enters dressed in his native world's combat attire or armor. The same reaction greets him but he ignores it as well as if enjoying being hated. The ringsiders explode in load roars as Xanor The Great enters the arena wearing his purple NBA basketball trunks and shirt with the gold stripe running down the sides. looking and acting like a super athlete .)

    Zep "Those two varmits, Colossus and Posidon, go after Xanor immediately kicking and punching him without mercy!" Zep exclaimed in disgust.

    "What do you expect they're trying to eliminate him first before turning on the other. Classic strategy I might say." Cletus countered.

    (Posidon and Colossus continue their assault on Xanor. They whip him into the ropes but he uses his super speed and super strength to double clothesline them. )

    "Wow! That was some countermove as he double clothesline them two varmits!" Zep exclaims.

    "He executes bodyslam after bodyslam on both of them cheating galoots."

    Colossus lowblows Xanor and puts him in a bearhug. Posidon recovers and slams into Xanor applying a bearhug. Whoa they look like they just invented a new kind of sandwich. Man these two could milk Xenophilian cows."

    "Please no talk about your dinner and your methods for producing Xenophilian dairy products."

    Zep is about to say something but Cletus cuts him off.

    "Xanor is attempting to power out and he does. Posidon and Colossus stumble backwards. Posidon attempts to use his freeze breath but Xanor rolls out of the way."

    "Ha! Ha! Posidon hits Colossus with his breath and he freezes that idiot! Xanor powerbombs Posidon then clotheslines the frozen Colossus and covers him for the pin! He really does look like that thar Earth statue in Orion's home country. Colossus is definitely not going to like this! However, Xanor goes on to the Titan Championship match."

    Raven's music plays and Ravegnor and his partner Xanthus enter the arena. Xanthus chokeslams Posidon while Ravegnor powerbombs Xanor. They ignore the boos.

    "Why is it that these three scrubs compete for a title that we have worked hard to get in line for! Why is it that we earned our spots yet these three scrubs with worse skills than a worthless cyborg get to compete in a three way dance! We want to get our rightful shots at the title! Be warned we shall retaliate everytime until we get what we want! If we have to battle each other! We shall! But one of us shall get that shot!" He sets Xanor and posidon on fire while leaving Colossus frozen before leaving.

    "Ah hate to encounter those two." Zep shuddered.

    "Too bad they didn't end Xanor's career." Cletus said.

    (Rob Rowdy appears on the 3-D Holoscreen holding a calculator ) "Ok as if you haven't done enough tonight I am fining both of you Ravegnor and Xangthus Oblierator 10,000 credits,yes and they will come out of your pay oh and one more thing we will still take out your taxes gotta render unto Ceasar in this case the Galaxy Commission on Interplanetary Revenues!Y'all aint gonna have nothin left merry christmas !"

  5. E.T.W.F. Dominator Galaxie-wide Tag Team Championship


    (In the ring appears Dark Enigma they aech materialize on the opposite turnbuckles.)

    (Out to the ring stomps King Palusaar the combo T-rex and Gorilla.As he enters the ring Dark Enigma double missile drop kick him )

    (mysterion hooks the huge dinosaur like leg.)

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    (2)

    (Lethal Offender is nowhere to be found )

    (3)

    (The bell sounds )

    Zep"Well ahll be a skunks armpit did y'all see that"

    Cletus"please don't "

    Zep"What about the new ETWF Dominator Tag Team Champions? "

    Cletus"I stand corrected and i say where is that 4 armed Lethal Offender ?"

    (The viewing screen shows a back alley.Unconscious in a pile of bricks and bleeding is a prone figure of Lethal Offender chained to the wall!!)

    (king Pulasaar gets up confused then charges after Dark engma, Mysteron & Mysterio take the belts and dissappear laughing as they go.)

    The Main Event

  6. the most prestigeous champioship in the known Universe. The E.T.W.F.Undisputed Galaxie-wide Overall Wrestling Overlord Championship Whosoever holds this belt can defend it agains both Titan Class and Dominator Class grappler.



    Zepp"y'all hear that ?Y'all feel that"

    Cletus"That is the sound of fans out of control very undignified if you ask me"

    Zepp"Buddy that's what pays our bill and buys yor tea show some respect boy!theys a cheerin cause their favorite son is fixin to have the match of his life!"

    Cletus "Hes having a go at The Pale Rider is he? Well they won't be cheering for long Pale Rider is unstoppable. " Announcer"Here he comes the challenger--)

    (A section partitioned off from the rafters to the ring fills with water.A lithe salmander like being from swims down to he ring. He then on all fours changes.His fins for legs and arms morph into muscular legs and arms. He then stands up and raises his hands ,the fans go nuts cheering. He is athletically thin and tall.He looks like a human salamander.His skin is bight red with mossy green all over his back and head. He wears an orange wetsuit up to his waist with a dark blue stripe down the sides. He is a serious no nonesense grappler. He turns his head towards the water handle at the timekeeper's stall and flicks out his froglike toung and turns it off. Then assumes a wagi martial arts stance waiting for his opponent. )

    Announcer" Females and males of all planets here is Body-breaker The mighty He is in height 6ft 11 and he weighs 345Lbs. He is sanctioned to use all of his powers i this match they are weather control ,halucination projection and size shifting" (The Autitorium's lights go out.It is pitch black.The sound of galloping hoofs are heard then the sound is blended into Lunatic fringe by Red Ryder. Once the music kicks in flames erupt all over the place,the walk way,the ring posts,the timekeeper synthoid,the ring ropes too. Out walks the Pale Rider ,he walks to the ring stomping his feet and spitting chewing tobacco at the fans. He is tall and slim.He wears Black stetson hat,black pointed cowboy boots modified so his cloven hoofs are exposed.He also wears a black trench coat with a red pentagram on the back.He wears a red western shirt with black bull skulls embossed on the shoulers .He wears black denim . He looks human in fact he looks like a young Clint eastwood except for his grey skin and glowing amber eyes.He walks over to the turnbuckles and reclines a bit smirking at Body Breaker.)

    Announcer"Here he is the E.T.W.F galxie-wide wrestling overlord!! The Pale Rider His height i 6ft6 he weighs 260Lb He is sanctioned to use all of his super powers and they are Flight ,Halucination Projection and he is a Shape Shifter!

    Zep"Them fellers will wrestle in the air first no ring both suspended by one of them thar fancy gravity belts .'

    Cletus"Then your boy Body-breaker will be at an advantage when the Pale Rider will place an under water beathing device inside his nostril and they will wrestle in the ocean."

    Zep"What if one of them fellers takes both falls?""

    Cletus "That is highly likely Pale Rider is the best at what he does. However to aswage you of your ignorance then the decideing fall if nessasary, will be decided in the ring in a streetfight .

    Zepp"Body-breaker and Pale Rider hook up and Pale Rider monkey flips Body-Breaker hard into the mid-air turnbuckles.Pale Rider stands up folds his arms an smiles. "

    (cracks of thunder can be heard as strike after strike of lightnng hits nothing but thin air.)

    Cletus"hahahaha Pale Rider is projecting his image all over the sky but where he actually is! Body Breaker is falling for it!"

    Zep"Pale Rider shape shifted to floatin water!!!Wait Body-Breaker no don't charge-----"

    (an explosion that caused the lights to flicker as the water touched Body-Breaker while he was charging up!!!)

    Cletus"Pale Rider hooks the leg"

    Zep"He has the pin

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    Announcer"Winner of the first fall THE PALE RIDER!!!"

    Zepp"They dissappear and reappear in the middle of Bleebs ocean."

    Cletus"Pale Rider swims at the still woozy Body breaker.The look on his face oozes with confidence."

    Zepp"Body Breaker snaps his toung and nails Pale Rider he aint so confident now."

    Cletus"Goodness the Pale Rider freezes he is paralyzed by that dispickable poisoned tounge.'

    Zepp"Body Breaker the Mighty grabs the Pale Rider and OUCH!!!He powerslams him against a bed of coral."

    Cletus"Body Breaker then creates what appears to be a water spout and throws Pale Rider into it."

    Zep"Not fer long the underwater tornado stops and Pale Rider is by it dizzier than a rat in a bottle of rye."

    Cletus"Body Breaker traps pale rider in a cobra sleeper I think that's it. The synthoid diver swims over , checks pale rider with a bioscan he is unconscious."

    Announcer "Body-Breaker The Mighty wins the second fall."

    Zepp"ALLRIGHTY here we go !!The two grapplers apper in the ring ,there are bricks,pipes,folding chairs and chains and all kinds of things in the ring.The Ring has a concree mat ah would hate to be in there right now!"

    Cletus"The two are seething with rage and hate they each grab a chain and a pipe.It's anyone's guess now!"

    (10 minutes go by and they go all over the ring clobbering and battering ewach other to a blood stained pulp! Zepp and Cletus can bearly keep up as the action is so fast and furous.

    another 10 mintes and every weopon is used in every conceivable manner to maim and injure is used on each other.

    Body Breaker didn't duck fast enough and Pale rider hit a home run on his head with a metal pipe.

    Pale Rider climbs to the top rope and pancakes body Breaker with a flying shooting star press from high above .

    Then Pale Rider whips Body Breaker to the ropes and as he falls forward Pale Rider mule kicks him with his cloven hooved boots.

    Then he fires Body Breaker to the ropes again and nails him with the backslide for the pin.

    Zep here we go it looks like a pin

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    Body Breaker KICKS OUT!!!!

    Cletus"Right now Body Breaker wraps his disgustng poisoned tounge around pale Rider's neck and chokes him out .Then he hooks the leg. The fans are on their feet!"

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    YESS!! I mean Pale Kicked Out it's still on !!!

    Zepp"Both grappers are up and staring each other down they done did everything in the book to stop each other what's next?

    Wait ah hell no not them !!

    (Ravagnor and Obliterator run into the and beat them within an inch of their life.)

    Cletus"I think thy are making a point "

    (Then with Pale Rider lying in a pool of blood they attack Body Breaker breaking his legs with the pipes and chains!)

    (Both Pale Rider and Body Breaker are transported by lightspeed to a medical facility for treatment.)

    Announcer"This match is declared a double DQ .

    Cletus"I told you Pale Rider is still the champion!"

    Zepp "Yeah ah reckon but after tonight I think he aint gonna be so confident in hisself . Thats all fans stay tuned in March the ETWF Invitational will be held on the planet Ragnah it's gonna be called Riot at Ragnah "