Zep:Howdy hi there fans, hold on to your headgear
and make sure y'all have water proofing this next match is gonna be wetter than a water logged sponge in the deep sea. !
Cletus:Indeed,what my hillbilly feather brainned
associate is talking about is the Battle in the tank.
Zep:The ETWF Domionator Champion Body Breaker The Mighty takes on 2 dangerous Titan Sybthoids in that very water tank.
Cletus:He is such a show boat he will lose.Just like he lost at the last PPV.
Zep:Excuse me fake man ,y'all forgot he aint lost a match since.
Cletus:Please ,he has been carried by a string of wins against what ,jobbers?
Zep:Tin-Boy y'alls sharp as a sack fulla wet fuzz puppies.
He's defeated ETWF Riot Champ Lethal Offender,Obliterator and many more.
Cletus:Ah Go fiddle your conepone! You bloody well know nothing about this overgrown frog.
He will face two of the baddest water based Synthoids Posidon and Moby Dick the WereWhale.
Zep:OK lets take it to the tank
(The Posidon looking like a giant Merman with a crown on his head,full beard and powerfull upperbody and A human-killer whale are in the tank as fans boo ,jeer,hiss,growl and make disapproving gestures with thier various forms of upper body extremeties.)
Zep:I reckon the fans don't like them do they.
Cletus:Oh come on they are just like you ,no class and less sophistication.
(Body Breaker The Mighty ,grows to the size of the Titans,dives into the tank and a brawl ensues.
)
Cletus:look at your boy ,the Titans are beating him well.
(The Titans slug away at Body Breaker backing him to the tank wall.He snap kicks Posidon and whis his huge tail at Moby Dick !They both tumble back.)
Zep:Body Breaker is fighting back OH MY look at that!
He knocked out WERE WHALE!
(a round house Wagi tail strike drops Moby Dick he floats to the bottom of the tank unconscious.Posidon points his hands in Body Breaker's direction. )
Cletus:HUH That was a cheap shot ,wait JOLLY GOOD!now Posidon as frozen that show boat Body Breaker in a block of ice,he is sinking down to the bottom where Moby Dick lies unconscious.Frozen frog legs anyone?
Zep:Body Breaker is in trouble ,he can't move!Posidon is grinnin' like a chesire cat!
Cletus:WHAT?! OH NO!
Zep:YEEHAW a lighning bolt split the block of ice and charged the water.
Cletus:No !No ! Un bloody fair!
Zep:Gross ,Posidon melted to a pile of charred and smelly floating wires fluid and procesometer chips.
That lightnng bolt shot upward right n Posidon's direction.
Cletus:Were Wale is up Jolly Good!
Zep:He blasted Body Breaker from the back with a sonic blast!Body Breaker hit the side of the dadgum tank harder than the side of A Tennessee Mountain!
Cletus:Oh come on this is pathetic.
Zep:Yeah buddy that ol frog like tounge is choking out Moby Dick the Were Whale!
Cletus:Winner and ~sigh~ still champion Body Breaker The Mighty!
Zep :D'Sssade has a shot against Body Breaker The Mighty that will be a good match up !
Allrighty next match is for all the ETWF marbles.
Main Event 
(This just in Dragon Warrior was viciosly attacked with Xaxxosian stone clubs by Lethal Offender and King Pulasaar.
His legs and arms were fractured.Now he will be completely healed in 24 hours due to advan ced medical technology on Rhagnah he will be unabe to ref the match.
A synthoid holographic ref will officiate the main event.)
The fans boo and jeer at what happened to the Dragon Warrior what a dissappointment!)
"Black Widow" by Alice Cooper plays (Attercop recorded onto audiodisc from radio signals from Earth.)
And the Crowd looks for him, but he's nowhere. He lowers himself to the ring by his webbing and joins D'Sssade, as The two are the ETWF galaxy-wide Tag team champions. He looks at the crowd and applies an elbowpad made of spider-silk onto his arm.The fans cheer and after a minute or two of aknowledging the crowd D'Sssade slithers out of the ring to take his seat along side a couple of Croatalon females who enjoy his company. )
Synthoid Announcer:From Lycosia he is one half of the ETWF Tag Team Champions the challenger ATTTERCOP!!!!
The Autitorium's lights go out.It is pitch black.The sound of galloping hoofs is heard then the sound is blended into Lunatic fringe by Red Ryder. Once the music kicks in flames erupt all over the place,the walk way,the ring posts,the timekeeper android,the ring ropes too. Out walks the Pale Rider with the shiny blue azulium belt that bears his name as the ETWF Galaxy-wide Overall Champion! He walks to the ring stomping his feet and spitting chewing tobacco at the fans.Of course the tobacco spittle hits the high transparent fan guard .The disgusting goo slides down as several fans grow ill at the site.)
Replacement Synthoid Announcer:He is from Lfdreew the ETWF Galaxy-wide Overall ----Pale Rider snaps the mic away.
Pale Rider (He sneers points out at ringside.)"Hey you slithering serpant keep your f@#$%^& seat!
This is 'tween that law spider and I ,keep yer nostrils out of our buisiness.I AM THE CHAMPION DAMNIT!!"
(The fans boo and jeer Pale Rider kicks the ropes in frustration as the fans jeer him for his arrogance and foul behavior!)
(he points up at Attercop hanging by his web.)
And YOU GET YER MULTI-LEGGED ASS DOWN HERE NOW SO I CAN KICK IT! "
Attercop:"My pleasure bone bag!"
Zep:"there's gonna be hell to pay when The Dragon Warrior gets his hands on Lethal Offenders"
Cletus:"I think they taught that human a lesson stay on Earth!"
(pale Rider throws down the mic,the bell rings and Pale Rider turns into a spider of equal size and proportion.)
Zep"Y'alls a british wanna be why don't you go to earth ya breathin tin can. "
(Attercop using super speed collides hard into Pale Rider the two spiders roll all over the ring in a ball of archnid fury!A Taran martial arts flip sends Pale Rider hard on his back. )
Zep:Yep 'ir we's back and my oh my they are fists a flyin!
Cletus:"That lycosian male is just runing from his females.That is the only reaon he is here in the ETWF!"
Zep:"Them Lycosian females happen to eat the males heck reckon I'd run too!But rest assured 'tindome' he aint no coward. "
(Pale Rider is all of a sudden encased in a sticky spider web coccoon! )
Cletus:"The champion is at a disadvantage!"
Zep:"Is Attercop going for the funnelweb this early in the match?"
(Pale rider struggles to free himself and can't)
Cletus:"I seem to have underestimated your spiderey friend.I stil say he runs from his females! "
(Attercop skitters over uses Pale Rider's head as a boxer's speed bag then he sinks his fangs into Pale Rider's shoulder!! )
Zep:"(shudders)CRIMANIDDLY! I don't think ah could ever get used to seeing that move."
Cletus:"quite right bloody well barbaric !"
(Pale Rider shape shifts into a Ftrio-1 dust louse and dissappears into a tiny being .)
(Pale Rider shapeshifts into his normal shape and waylays Attercop with a flying dropkick .His hoofed feet nailed The Slayer of Repton right in his face with his hoofed feet. )
Zep:"Well I'll be dawgone he escaped the funnel web!!"
Cletus:"The champion is clever and the challenger is hurt!"
(Double Axe handle staggers Attercop)
(Pale Rider flies high up into the air to finish off Attercop with a flight enhanced Double Axe handle.
He drops like a meteor.)
Zep:"This could be it ,I've seen that move afore it is devastatin!"
Cletus:"He is he champ damnit!!"
(At the last moment Attercop shot a web at the turnbuckle and swung out of range.)
Zep:"yer champ got hoodwinked!"
(Pale Rider saw and shot back up in the air laughing.)
Cletus:"Not so fast my feather stuffed friend the champ can fly!"
(Attercop shot a web and caught Pale Rider in the leg.At the same time ,anchored to the turnbuckle, snapped Pale Rider like a bullwhip down to the ring floor. )
Zep:"That's right buddy but spiders catch flies!"
Cletus:"SIGH"
Zep:"Pale Rider is not getting up!We could have a new champion!"
(Attercop pounces on Pale Rider and hooks his leg for the pin.)
1---
2--
Kick out!
Cletus :"He'll have a rough road to hoe if he thinks he will pin our champion that easy."
Zep:"This thing aint over by a long shot!"
(Another shape shift and another spider battle!
Cletus and Zep can bearly keep up with the action!
They go back and forth for about 40 minutes using multiple legged kicks,webs,fangs and fists.
Many near falls for each one as the fans are on thier feet with exitement! )
(Another shapeshift and Pale Rider shoots up into the air like a rocket.)
Cletus :"There he goes our champion !"
Zep:"Attercop can catch him!Another high whiplash is a comin!"
(Attercop again catches him in the leg with a web.)
(Pale Rider shape shifts to Giant Energy Elf and shoots a lightning bolt of energy down the web.Attercop now holding onto a livewire instead of a web .Electrical sock surges throgh his body rendering Attercop unconsious! )
Cletus:"Pale Rider is bloody well the best there is in this whole bloomin galaxy! "
(Attercop's legs are hooked by the Shape shifted Pale Rider spider One ,Two ----time limit runs out!
The match is declared a time-limit. )
Zep & Cletus in unison :"WHAT???????????"
fans are booing
(Rowdy Rob appears on the screen.)
Cletus :"There he goes our champion !"
"Tonight you two fought your hearts out.I know the fans loved it.
A 60 minute fight!!!"
{The fans cheer loudly as each grappler leave rthe ring the Synthoid takes the championship and teleports to Rob Rowdy's office.Rob holds the belt up so the fans can see it.}
"Pale Rider you had Attercop but as the time limit bell rang he kicked out!This match could have gone on !"
"There are other hard fighting grapplers who I think could face either one of you ."
"This is a very hard decision.
But --well let me take it to the fans
If you would like to see ,at out next PPV the ETWF Galaxy-wide Championship is be decided in a Six lifeform survivor match where the last man in the ring wins say OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY!!!"
(The building shakes with OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH BABBBBYYYYYYYY!!!)
"YOU GOT IT!!!!!!! it will be
Attercop,
(Fans cheer wildly and many stand giving the Repton salute!)
Pale Rider
(Some Cheer and more jeer)
and the fastest man in the universe
Orion!
(Fans explode in cheers chanting ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!)
"and hmmm oh how about the biggest Titan in the ETWF Gigantithicus?"
(Most Fans cheer wildly while some jeer)
"Like that do you?cool!
(Fans shout ECW ECW !)
No no it's ETW efff--oh never mind!
"Don't forget the most dispised and dangerous being in the galaxy,Ravagnor!"
(Fans jeer and an equal amount cheer)
"Finally it wouldn't be complete without The devious delinquent Obliterator!"
(Fans explode into hatefull jeers)
"That my friends will be the main event our next Pay Per View! It will be a real POWER STRUGGLE!
For you see our next PPV will be on Ravagnor's homeworld!It will be POWER STRUGGLE AT PLAQSIN!!!"
(Fans cheer in many languages as the camera fades to Raghani Green.)
