Q: This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent; men like it more strenuous.
What is it?
A: A kiss.
Ahh.... kissing.... What could be better than that?
"The Art of Kissing"
* Lip Only Kiss: When the only parts of your bodies that touch are your lips.
* French Kiss: Lips touching, mouths open, exploring each other with your tongues.
* Nip Kiss: When you add gentle, little nibbles of your lover's lower lip.
* Cradling Kiss: When you hold your lover's face in both hands while kissing.
* Switch Kiss: When you kiss your partner's upper lip while s/he kisses your lower lip. (Also known as Hollywood Kissing...just watch the actors in the movies, especially the actors in the 40s and 50s movies.)
* Zorro Kiss: Also known playfully as the "Dueling Tongues" kiss.
* Sleep Kiss: Kissing your partner gently while s/he sleeps.
* Awakening Kiss: Kissing your partner's lips gently at first, and then increasing the pressure until s/he awakens.
* Butterfly Kiss: When you lightly brush your eyelashes against your partner's cheek, or other body part.
* Red Corvette Kiss: While driving with your partner, kissing every time you spot a red Corvette.
* Vacuum Kiss: Sucking the air out of each other's mouths, and then separating with a pop!
* Cordial Kiss: Taking a sip of your favorite cordial or liqueur, keeping it in your mouth, then kissing your partner, sharing the liquid.
* Humming Kiss: Humming her favorite love song while kissing her... down below.
"Professor's Definitions Of A Kiss"
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.