NEWS:
10/25/05
Okee...Big News...
#1 - We revamped the entire music section. And it's
STILL not done...but if you want to go ahead and check it out, feel free. Some sections don't have anything at all in them.
Some sections have quite a lot in them. So just go wander around or whatever.
#2 - We have banners. :)
So...STEAL OUR BANNERS!!
If you can't get them to work, contact me (preferably
over MySpace) and I'll hook you up. Here they are:
10/04/05
I lied, it's Tuesday.
Jessica and Rogue think we should move to Tallahassee...
And I have to say - I agree.
Also a whole bunch of wonderful stuff happened...it's
all on my MySpace, so if you have me on MySpace...feel free to check it all out. I am The Penguin Master. Otherwise...GET
MYSPACE. Honestly...what decent human doesn't have MySpace, other than Rogue??
What's wrong with you??
I'll have new pictures up in the Gallery later on
this week. :)
10/01/05
CRUXSHADOWS TODAY!! CRUXSHADOWS TOMORROW!!
I'll Tell you how it was on Monday...
09/25/05
Yea. They Cancelled. I know it wasn't their fault...*tear*
I am in San Antonio with CHRISTIAN (#6)...Holla at
you when I get home Baby Cakes.
09/20/05
HURRICANE RITA IS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME. So...I
am evacuating...maybe to San Antonio...I want all of you to cross your fingers and pray to who ever you pray to...That The
Last Dance plays Houston Sunday. PLEASE DON'T LET THEM CANCEL!!!!!!!
09/09/05
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARLEY MISIA HAMILTON!!
09/06/05
I GOT AP HISTORY!! SCORE!!
08/29/05
WE ARE BACK ONLINE!!
Okay, I know we've been offline for awhile. You've
missed quite a lot. You missed Allen's Birthday (December 8) and Lauren's (December 12) and Chris's (December 18) You missed
Christmas, and The BEST DAMN NEW YEARS I have ever had. You missed me moving to Galveston. You missed Oros's Birthday (February
12). You missed Mardi Gras, when Mark and I did ecstacy. You missed Richie getting addicted to Oxycontin. You missed Richie
getting thrown out of my house. You missed Mark's Sixteenth Birthday (March 7), which is also Miss Jessica Lackey's Birthday.
You missed Spring Break. You missed Easter, the most drugs I've EVER done. You missed Easter, Mark finding God as a result
of those self same drugs. You, my friend, have missed a lot. You missed the struggle. You missed my soulmate leaving me for
Ingrid, and leaving Ingrid for Ashley. You missed me finding God all alone, by myself. You missed Rogue's birthday, which
is also Wynter Adare's Birthday. You missed me going to North Carolina. You missed Rachel's tears when her boyfriend
went away to college. You missed the underwear party. You missed me coming home. You missed my sister NOT coming home (she
moved in with my Grandma). You missed the first day of School, and you missed me getting AP English III (score).
But you haven't missed much, in the grand scheme of
things. We're still alive, and we're gonna be okay. I'm back online. Welcome Back.
11/12/04
Look, it spins. :D
11/07/04
I saw the Cruxshadows, I love the Cruxshadows, I love
Rogue, I love Rachel, I love Sarah and Jessica, I love Chris, I love George, I love the Cruxshadows!!
11/06/04
CRUXSHADOWS IS TODAY!!
11/03/04
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN TO RACHEL(#3)!!!!!
In other news: GEORGE BUSH IS THE PRESIDENT...AGAIN.
If Cruxshadows wasn't in three days; Suicide. My GOD, are Americans really that stupid??
11/02/04
If you CAN vote...then do. I can't...I think most
of us can't. But if you CAN...Then please, exercise your right.
11/01/04
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN TO MANDIE (#7)!!!!!
10/31/04
10/27/04
IT WAS DOWN BUT NOT OUT AND NOW SHE'S BACK IN THE
PICTURE, IT WORKS IT WORKS!! Doom Penguins, we are BACK online!! :D
10/22/04
The video for Amerika by Rammstein is in the
Simple Truths Section...
10/21/04
We have a MAILING LIST. If you didn't see it at the
top of the page...Congratulations, you're a moron. Okee, I've added SOME of you to it already, CHECK WITH ME before adding
your name to it, so you don't get added twice!! I love you guys, Peace Out. #2
10/20/04
Elissa quit SHUTOW. So uhm...I guess it's all Laura
now. So if you were in SHUTOW, added by Elissa, talk to Laura so she can re-add you. Elissa deleted EVERYTHING that she put
on the website, so give Laura support in fixing it...WE LOVE YOU LAURA!! I never deleted SHUTOW, you have always
been friends of the penguins, and we're here for you if you need us. :)
10/18/04
I updated the Music Section, and The Simple Truths,
No More, No Less...check it out. Oh, and Rachel got a Haircut. Pics in the Gallery. Peace Homies!! #2
10/09/04
Okee, Bynn is #15 now. EVERYONE WELCOME HER HEARTILY!!!!!
9/25/04
For the first time, we have felt the need to delete
someone from our group. Penguin #15 is now open, if anyone would like to join our group as #15, or knows anyone interested
in joining, please let me know...
(FUCK YOU ELISSA WINTERS...I hope Darke kicked you
off the message board, that much profanity in the presence of CXS is not needed. Also, I wasn't even talking about you bitch.
Go to Hell.)
8/28/04
I own Mark-er (#5)...No, seriously. I own him. He's Like
a giant CAT or sumthin....seriously.
8/18/04
The First Day of School...
8/9/04
I WENT TO OZZFEST!!!!!!!!!!!
I MET COREY, CLOWN, AND CRAIG!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I GOTTA do that again next year.
7/30/04
I SAW THE LAST DANCE AND I WENT TO BREAKFAST WITH
THEM AND RICK AND JEFF ARE PROBABLY TWO OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE EVER!!!!!! Wow...DUDE!! That Fuckin' RULES!!!!!
7/27/04
We have a Guestbook. It's rad. Sign it...NOW.
7/22/04
I SAW KITTIE!! I got my picture with MORGAN!! Oh my
GOD it was awesome!!!!!! I need to go see Slipknot again though...Mosh Pit was mo' betta'......yea. I didn't get hit once.
BUT I MET MORGAN!!!!! Dude...Kittie Fuckin' rules.
7/18/04
I GOT TO GO SEE BELLA MORTE AND YOU DIDN'T!! HA HA
HA!!.....okay, fine, #6 went to....ANDY CALLED ME DARLIN' AND I'M THE ONLY ONE!! HA HA HA
7/17/04
Here's What Brandon Has to Say:
Ok, I understand you don't like me much,
and I'm sure you have your reasons, but I feel this needs to be addressed. The excerpt below from your website is one of the
raddest things I have ever read, and I just thought you should know for some reason. If more people felt the way you and your
organization did, the world would be alot fucking better. So, sorry if you feel this email was a waste of time, I just felt
I should compliment your website. It's good to know that not everyone in the world is closed-minded.
Brandon.
"What does This Have to Do With Us??"
"We, the Doom Penguins, stand for the Greater Good. The Illuminati is an
ancient society based on the thing we cannot stand. They stand for Mass Conformity, Total Control, and the mental imprisonment
of our species. Are we going to stand for this?? Answer: No. We will not stand for this, we will stand up and fight to our
very last. We are anti-control. We are anti-war. We are free thinkers, we stand for freedom, we stand for justice, we stand
for heavy metal and electric guitars. We are liberals in every sence of the word, and the Illuminati are not. We are Punk-Rock,
we are Gothic, we are Skater-Trash and weirdos alike. We are everything the Illuminati doesn't want to happen, and we're happening
anyway. This stuff goes far deeper than I can ever say my friends, but if push comes to shove, think of it this way: The Illuminati
are the Government. We are anti-Government. Therefore, to do service to the Penguinhood, you really don't have to do anything
but be yourself, and !!!!!protest George W. Bush!!!!!!"
7/04/04
IT'S ROGUE OF THE CRUXSHADOWS BIRTHDAY!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGUE!!
I JUST FOUND OUT!! Today is not only Rogue's Birthday.
Rick Joyce of The Last Dance is now the proud father of a brand new BABY GIRL!! Her name is Wynter Adare. I'll bet she's a
cutie. :)
6/24/04
We have a branch in the Virgin Islands now. High Five
for us!! World Dominion is happening, slowly, but surely.
6/12/04
...I think Sharley is a Lizard...Just a thought.
6/03/04
#2 (that's me) and #5 (that being Mark) are going
out!! I'm walking on sunshine, OooOoo, And don't it feel good!!
6/02/04
Two Big Things Today:
I e-mailed the Cruxshadows...and they e-mailed
me back in the same day!!That barely ever happens!! Here's the e-mail they sent me:
|
We don't think you are a dork- we love you too... and hopefully we will continue to get big,
but I think we will still have enough time for our fans in TEXAS especially. We will see you in Austin or Houston(if
it happens this year)- tell your mom and sister hello, and don't worry -we have not forgotten you.
with
love-
Rogue and the rest of CXS |
Short and sweet, and able
to make my whole day better. (the dork thing was cuz I sent them a really dorky e-mail, and asked them to not think I'm a
dork at the end)
Also-WE HAVE A CANADIAN BRANCH!! We now have our first
Out of Country member!! EEEEE!! World Domination, here we come...
5/28/04
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!! #3 (Rachel Roberts) will be in
England for the next two weeks. She had BETTER buy me a present...or else!! No,
but really, we know the true reason that she is there (besides it being a school trip and the fact that it's fucking ENGLAND)
is to scout out English Lizards and track their movement...Go Get 'Em RaeRae, I'm behind you 100%....
5/01/04
DUDE!! I was at a SLIPKNOT concert!! It was KICK-ASS!!
We should all take an example from the awesome powers of da 'knot...and kick some ass, having hundreds of freaks doing our
will...yeeesss...
4/29/04
We have a gallery now. It took me until 7:00 am, but
we have a gallery.
4/25/04
*sigh* Okee, so I deleted
the news I posted when I was mad. So Sue me, it was really rude and obnoxious, and I apologize to any of those who might have
read it. So the News today is I'm sorry, although it was perfectly justified. But I was waving my founder position around,
which is bitchy...I really wish you guys were nicer about me when I'm not around though...secondhand snide remarks aren't
all that great.
4/22/04
I did this a little bit differently, and put the news
up top. That way, I am absolutely CERTAIN that all of you will see it, and you WILL see it, because I am PISSED OFF right
about mow...
4/8/04
#9 (Stacey) lives with
me now. That's pretty Bitchin' if I do say so myself...
3/4/04
WE HAVE A FLORIDA
BRANCH NOW!!
2/17/04
Okee, everyone has to go to this website. http://squirrelyz.tripod.com/ They are EEEEVIL. #6 found it, and I think we should add it to our charter to destroy them. All those who agree, tell
me. We have...EIGHT members. So if FOUR (besides myself) say 'aye' then I can add it.
