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THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 97 By Jolly Roger
THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 97 By Jolly Roger

READ THIS FRIST!!!!!!!!
 
This will only contane clest parts of the cook book. and i am also not responsible for anything you might do.
 
 

Highway Radar Jamming

by The Jolly Roger

 

Most drivers wanting to make better time on the open road will invest in one of those expensive radar detectors. However, this device will not work against a gun type radar unit in which the radar signal is not present until the cop has your car in his sights and pulls the trigger. Then it is TOO LATE for you to slow down. A better method is to continuously jam any signal with a radar signal of your own. I have tested this idea with the cooperation of a local cop and found that his unit reads random

 

 

 

numbers when my car approached him. It is surprisingly easy to make a low power radar transmitter. A nifty little semiconductor called a Gunn Diode will generate microwaves when supplied with the 5 to 10 volt DC and enclosed in the correct size cavity (resonator). An 8 to 3 terminal regulator can be used to get this voltage from a car's 12v system. However, the correct construction and tuning of the cavity is difficult without good microwave measurement equipment. Police radar commonly operate on the K band at 22 gHz. Or more often on the X band at 10.525 gHz. most microwave intruder alarms and motion detectors (mounted over automatic doors in supermarkets & banks, etc.) contain a Gunn type transmitter/receiver combination that transmits about 10 kilowatts at 10.525 gHz. These units work perfectly as jammers. If you cannot get one locally, write to Microwave Associates in Burlington, Massachusetts and ask them for info on 'Gunnplexers' for ham radio use. When you get the unit it may be mounted in a

plastic box on the dash or in a weather-proof enclosure behind the PLASTIC grille. Switch on the power when on an open highway. The unit will not jam radar to the side or behind the car so don't go speeding past the radar trap. An interesting phenomena you will notice is that the drivers who are in front of you who are using detectors will hit their brakes as you approach large metal signs and bridges. Your signal is bouncing off of these objects and triggering their radar detectors!       HAVE FUN!

 

P.S. If you are interested in this sort of thing, get a copy of POPULAR COMMUNICATIONS. The ads in there tell you where you can get all kinds of info on all kinds of neat equipment for all kinds of neat things!

 

Unlisted Phone Numbers

by The Jolly Roger

 

There are a couple of different ways of doing this. Let's see if this one will help: Every city has one or more offices dedicated to assigning numbers to the telephone wire pairs. These offices are called DPAC offices and are available to service reps who are installing or repairing phones. To get the DPAC number, a service rep would call the customer service number for billing information in the town that the number is located in that he is trying to get the unlisted number of. (Got that?) The conversation would go something like this: "Hi, Amarillo, this is Joe from Anytown business office, I need the DPAC number for the south side of town." This info is usually passed out with no problems, so... if the first person you call doesn't have it, try another. REMEMBER, no one has ANY IDEA who the hell you are when you are talking on the phone, so you can be anyone you damn well please! When you call the DPAC number, just tell them that you need a listing for either the address that you have, or the name. DPAC DOES NOT SHOW WHETHER THE NUMBER IS LISTED OR UNLISTED!! Also, if you're going to make a habit of chasing numbers down, you might want to check into getting a crisscross directory, which lists phone numbers by their addresses. It costs a couple-a-hundred bucks, but it is well worth it if you have to chase more than one or two numbers down!

 

Chemical Equivalency List

by The Jolly Roger

 

Acacia..................................................Gum Arabic

Acetic Acid................................................Vinegar

Aluminum Oxide..............................................Alumna

Aluminum Potassium Sulfate...................................Alum

Aluminum Sulfate..............................................Alum

Ammonium Carbonate.......................................Hartshorn

Ammonium Hydroxide.........................................Ammonia

Ammonium Nitrate........................................Salt Peter

Ammonium Oleate.......................................Ammonia Soap

Amylacetate............................................Banana Oil

Barium Sulfide...........................................Black Ash

Carbon Carbinate.............................................Chalk

Carbontetrachloride.................................Cleaning Fluid

Calcium Hypochloride..............................Bleaching Powder

Calcium Oxide.................................................Lime

Calcium Sulfate...................................Plaster of Paris

Carbonic Acid..............................................Seltzer

Cetyltrimethylammoniumbromide........................Ammonium Salt

Ethylinedichloride.....................................Dutch Fluid

Ferric Oxide.............................................Iron Rust

Furfuraldehyde............................................Bran Oil

Glucose.................................................Corn Syrup

Graphite...............................................Pencil Lead

Hydrochloric Acid....................................Muriatic Acid

Hydrogen Peroxide.........................................Peroxide

Lead Acetate.........................................Sugar of Lead

Lead Tero-oxide...........................................Red Lead

Magnesium Silicate............................................Talc

Magnesium Sulfate.......................................Epsom Salt

Methylsalicylate..................................Winter Green Oil

Naphthalene..............................................Mothballs

Phenol...............................................Carbolic Acid

Potassium Bicarbonate..............................Cream of Tarter

Potassium Chromium Sulfate..............................Chromealum

Potassium Nitrate.......................................Salt Peter

Sodium Oxide..................................................Sand

Sodium Bicarbonate.....................................Baking Soda

Sodium Borate................................................Borax

Sodium Carbonate......................................Washing Soda

Sodium Chloride...............................................Salt

Sodium Hydroxide...............................................Lye

Sodium Silicate..............................................Glass

Sodium Sulfate......................................Glauber's Salt

Sodium Thiosulfate.............................Photographer's Hypo

Sulfuric Acid.........................................Battery Acid

Sucrose.................................................Cane Sugar

Zinc Chloride.......................................Tinner's Fluid

Zinc Sulfate.........................................White Vitriol

 

Blowgun

by The Jolly Roger

 

In this article I shall attempt to explain the use and manufacture of a powerful blow-gun and making darts for the gun. The possession of the blow gun described in this article IS a felony. So be careful where you use it. I don't want to get you all busted.

 

Needed:

 

1. Several strands of yarn (About 2 inches a-piece)

2. A regular pencil

3. A 2 1/4 inch long needle (hopefully with a beaded head. If not obtainable, wrap tape around end of needle.

4. 2-3 1/4 foot pipe, (PVC or Aluminum) half a inch in diameter

 

Constructing the dart:

 

1st- Carefully twist and pull the metal part (Along with eraser) of the pencil till it comes off.

2nd- Take Pin and start putting about 5-7 Strands of yarn on the pin. Then push them up to the top of the pin. But not over the head of the pin (or the tape).

3rd- Push pin through the hollow part of the head where the pencil was before.

4th- That should for a nice looking dart. (see illustration)

 

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>>>>>-----/    #  is the yarn

               >  is the head of the pencil

               -  is the pin it-self

               /  is the head of the pin

 

Using the Darts:

 

1st- Now take the finished dart and insert it in the tube (if it is too small put on more yarn.)

2nd- Aim the tube at a door, wall, sister, etc.

3rd- blow on the end of the pipe.

4th- Sometimes the end of the pipe may be sharp. When this happens I suggest you wrap it with some black electrician tape. It should feel a lot better.

 

Household Equivalents for Chemicals

By The Jolly Roger

 

It has come to my attention that many of these chemicals are sold under brand names, or have household equivalents. Here is a list that might help you out. Also, see elsewhere in this Cookbook for a more complete listing............

 

acetic acid                   vinegar

aluminum oxide                alumna

aluminum potassium sulfate    alum

aluminum sulfate              alum

ammonium hydroxide            ammonia

carbon carbonate              chalk

calcium hypochloride          bleaching powder

calcium oxide                 lime

calcium sulfate               plaster of Paris

carbonic acid                 seltzer

carbon tetrachloride          cleaning fluid

ethylene dichloride           Dutch fluid

ferric oxide                  iron rust

glucose                       corn syrup

graphite                      pencil lead

hydrochloric acid             muriatic acid

hydrogen peroxide             peroxide

lead acetate                  sugar of lead

lead tetrooxide               red lead

magnesium silicate            talc

magnesium sulfate             Epsom salts

naphthalene                   mothballs

phenol                        carbolic acid

potassium bicarbonate         cream of tartar

potassium chromium sulfate    chrome alum

potassium nitrate             saltpeter

sodium dioxide                sand

sodium bicarbonate            baking soda

sodium borate                 borax

sodium carbonate              washing soda

sodium chloride               salt

sodium hydroxide              lye

sodium silicate               water glass

sodium sulfate                Glauber's salt

sodium thiosulfate            photographer's hypo

sulfuric acid                 battery acid

sucrose                       cane sugar

zinc chloride                 Tinner's fluid

 

Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one or more of the ingredients try another one.  If you still can't, you can always buy small amounts from your school, or maybe from various chemical companies.  When you do that, be sure to say as little as possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a experiment for school.

 

A Guide to Hypnotism

by The Jolly Roger

 

What Hypnotism Is

 

Hypnotism, contrary to common belief, is merely state when your mind and body are in a state of relaxation and your mind is open to positive, or cleverly worded negative, influences.  it is not a trance where you:

> are totally able to be influenced.

> cannot lie.

> a sleep which you cannot wake up from

without help.

this may bring down your hope somewhat, but, hypnotism is a powerful for self help, and/or mischief.

 

 

Your Subconscious Mind

 

Before going in further, Id like to state that hypnotism not only is great in the way that it relaxes you and gets you (in the long run) what you want, but also that it taps a force of incredible power, believe it or not, this power is your subconscious mind. The subconscious mind always knows what is going on with every part of your body, every moment of the day. It protects you from negative influences, and retains the power to slow your heartbeat down and stuff like that. The subconscious mind holds just about all the info you would like to know about yourself, or, in this case, the person you will be hypnotizing. There are many ways to talk to your subconscious and have it talk back to you. One way is the Ouija board; no its not a spirit, merely the minds of those who are using it.  Another, which I will discuss here, is the pendulum method. Ok, here is how it goes. First, get a ring or a washer and tie it to a thread a little longer than half of your forearm. Now, take a sheet of paper and draw a big circle in it.  In the big circle you must now draw a crosshair (a big +). Now, put the sheet of paper on a table. Next, hold the thread with the ring or washer on it and place it (holding the thread so that the ring is 1 inch above the paper swinging) in the middle of the crosshair. Now, swing the thread so the washer goes up and down, say to yourself the word "yes" now, do it side to side and say the word "no". Do it counter clockwise and say, "I don't know". And lastly, do it clockwise and say "I don't want to say." now, with the thread back in the middle of the crosshair, ask yourself questions and wait for the pendulum to swing in the direction for the answer. (Yes, no, I dont know or I don't want to say...). Soon, to your amazement, it will be answering questions like anything... let the pendulum answer, dont try when you try you will never get an answer. Let the answer come to you.

 

How To Induce Hypnotism

 

Now that you know how to talk to your subconscious mind, I will now tell you how to guide someone into hypnosis. Note that I said guide, you can never, hypnotize someone, they must be willing. Ok, the subject must be lying or sitting in a comfortable position, relaxed, and at a time when things arent going to be interrupted. Tell them the following or something close to it, in a peaceful, monotonous tone (not a commanding tone of voice)

 

Note:  light a candle and place it somewhere where it can be easily seen.

 

Take a deep breath through your nose and hold it in for a count of 8. Now, through your mouth, exhale completely and slowly. Continued breathing long, deep, breaths through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Tense up all your muscles very tight, now, counting from ten to one, release them slowly, you will find them very relaxed. Now, look at the candle, as you look at it, with every breath and passing moment, you are feeling increasingly more and more peaceful and relaxed. The candle's flame is peaceful and bright. As you look at it I will count from 100 down, as a count, your eyes will become more and more relaxed, getting more and more tired with each passing moment." now, count down from 100, about every 10 numbers say "when I reach xx your eyes (or you will find your eyes) are becoming more and more tired." Tell them they may close their eyes whenever they feel like it. If the persons eyes are still open when you get to 50 then instead of saying "your eyes will." say, "your eyes are...

 

When their eyes are shut say the following. As you lie (or sit) here with your eyes comfortably close you find yourself relaxing more and more with each moment and breath. The relaxation feels pleasant and blissful so, you happily give way to this wonderful feeling. Imagine yourself on a cloud, resting peacefully, with a slight breeze caressing your body. A tingling sensation begins to work its way, within and without your toes, it slowly moves up your feet, making them warm, heavy and relaxed. The cloud is soft and supports your body with its soft texture, the scene is peaceful and absorbing, the peacefulness absorbs you completely... the tingling gently and slowly moves up your legs, relaxing them, making them warm and heavy. The relaxation feels very good, it feels so good to relax and let go. As the tingling continues its journey up into your solar plexus, you feel your inner stomach become very relaxed. Now, it moves slowly into your chest, making your breathing relaxed as well. The feeling begins to move up your arms to your shoulders, making your arms heavy and relaxed as well. You are aware of the total relaxation you are now experiencing, and you give way to it. It is good and peaceful, the tingling now moves into your face and head, relaxing your jaws, neck, and facial muscles, making your cares and worries float away. Away into the blue sky as you rest blissfully on the cloud.... If they are not responsive or you think they (he or she.) is going to sleep, then add in a "...always concentrating upon my voice, ignoring all other sounds. Even though other sounds exist, they aid you in your relaxation..." they should soon let out a sigh as if they were letting go, and their face should have a "woodyness" to it, becoming featureless... now, say the following "... You now find yourself in a hallway; the hallway is peaceful and nice. As I count from 10 to 1 you will imagine yourself walking further and further down the hall. When I reach one you will find yourself where you want to be, in another, higher state of conscious and mind. (Count from ten to one)..." do this about three or four times. Then, to test if the subject is under hypnosis or not, say "...you feel a strange sensation in your (arm they write with) arm, the feeling begins at your fingers and slowly moves up your arm, as it moves through your arm your arm becomes lighter and lighter, it will soon be so light it will... becoming lighter and lighter which each breath and moment..."

 

Their fingers should begin to twitch and then move up, the arm following now my friend; you have him/her in hypnosis. The first time you do this, while he/she is under say good things, like: "your going to feel great tomorrow" or "every day in every way you will find yourself becoming better and better". Or some crap like that... the more they go under, the deeper in hypnosis they will get each time you do it.

 

What to do When Hypnotized

 

When you have them under you must word things very carefully to get your way. You cannot simply say... Take off your clothes and fuck the pillow. no, that would not really do the trick. You must say something like... "You find your self at home, in your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe their room and whats happening), you begin to take off your clothes... now, it cant be that simple, you must know the persons house, room, and shower room. Then describe things vividly and tell them to act it out (they have to be deeply under to do this...). I would just suggest that you experiment a while, and get to know ho; to do things.

 

Waking Up

 

Waking up is very easy, just say... "...As I count from 1 to 5 you will find yourself becoming more and more awake, more and more lively. When you wake up you will find yourself completely alive, awake, and refreshed. Mentally and physically, remembering the pleasant sensation that hypnosis brings...  waking up feeling like a newborn baby, reborn with life and vigor, feeling excellent. Remembering that next time you enter hypnosis it will become an ever-increasing deeper and deeper state than before.

 

1- you feel energy course throughout your limbs.

2- you begin to breathe deeply, stirring.

3- beginning to move more and more your eyes open, bringing you up to full conscious.

4- you are up, up, up and awakening more and more.

5- you are awake and feeling great."

 

And that's it!  You now know how to hypnotize yourself and someone else.

You will learn more and more as you experiment.

 

Free Postage

by The Jolly Roger

 

The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is bringing down our standard of living. To remedy this deplorable situation, some counter control measures can be applied. For example, if the sender coats the stamps on a letter with Elmers Glue, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp: the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling the stamps. Help save a tree.

 

The glue is most efficiently applied with a brush with stiff, short bristles.  Just dip the brush directly into the glue and spread it on evenly, covering the entire surface of the stamp. It will dry in about 15 minutes. For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined above; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to the Post Office. Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they float free from the paper. The stamps can then be put onto a paper towel to dry. Processing stamps in large batches saves time too. Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the stamps have been protected with the glue.

 

We all know that mailing packages can be expensive. And we also know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs. The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the blind free postal service.

Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification. In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words 'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". Then drop you package or letter in one of the blue federal mailboxes. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX. Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right?  Well, they aren't that nice. The parcel is sent library rate, that is below third class. It may take four to five days to send a letter to just the next town.

 

This too is quite simple, but less effective. Put the address that you are sending the letter to as the return address. If you were sending a $20 donation to the Pirate's Chest, you would put our address (PO box 644, Lincoln, MA 01773) as the return address. Then you would have to be careless and forget to put the stamp on the envelope.  A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center

of the envelope. Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDERAL mailbox. If the post office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address".

 

Example--

 

Pirates Chest  Dept. 40DD

P.O. Box 644865

Lincoln, MA 41773

 

Tom Bullshit

20 Fake Road

What Ever, XX  99851

 

One last thing you might try doing is soaking a cancelled stamp off of an envelope, and gluing it onto one you are sending. Then burn the stamp, leaving a little bit to show that there was one there.

 

How To Create A New Identity

by The Walking Glitch

 

You might be saying, "Hey Glitch, what do I need a new identity for?" The answer is simple. You might want to go buy liquor somewhere, right? You might want to go give the cops the false name when you get busted so you keep your good name, eh?  You might even want to use the new identity for getting a P.O. Box for carding. Sure! You might even want the stuff for renting yourself a VCR at some dickless loser of a convenience store.

 

Here we go:

Getting a new ID isn't always easy, no one said it would be. By following

these steps, any bozo can become a new bozo in a couple of weeks.

 

STEP 1

 

The first step is to find out who exactly you'll become. The most secure way is to use someone's ID who doesn't use it themselves. The people who fit that bill the best are dead. As an added bonus they don't go complaining one bit. Go to the library and look through old death notices. You have to find someone who was born about the same time as you were, or better yet, a year or two older so you can buy booze, etc. You should go back as far as you can for the death because most states now cross index deaths to births so people can't do this in the future. The cutoff date in Wisconsin is 1979, folks in this grand state have to look in 1978 or earlier. Anything earlier there is cool. Now, this is the hardest part if you're younger. Brats that young happen to be quite resilient, taking falls out of three story windows and eating rat poison like its Easter candy, and not a scratch or dent. There ain't many that die, so you have look your ass off. Go down to the library and look up all the death notices you can, if it's on microfilm so much the better. You might have to go through months of death notices though, but the results are well worth it. You have to get someone who died locally in most instances: the death certificate is filed only in the county of death. Now you go down to the county courthouse in the county where he died and get the death certificate, this will cost you around $3-$5 depending on the state you're in. Look at this hunk of paper, it could be your way to vanish in a cloud of smoke when the right time comes, like right after that big scam. If you're lucky, the slobs parents signed him up with social security when he was a snot nosed brat. That'll be another piece of ID you can get. If not, thats ok too. It'll be listed on the death certificate if he has one. If you're lucky, the stiff was born locally and you can get his birth certificate right away.

 

STEP 2

 

Now check the place of birth on the death certificate, if it's in the same place you standing now you're all set. If not, you can mail away for one from that county but its a minor pain and it might take a while to get, the librarian at the desk has listings of where to write for this stuff and exactly how much it costs. Get the Birth certificate, its worth the extra money to get it certified because thats the only way some people will accept it for ID. When your getting this stuff the little forms ask for the reason you want it, instead of writing in "Fuck you", try putting in the word "Genealogy". They get this all the time.  If the Death certificate looks good for you, wait a day or so before getting the certified birth certificate in case they recognize someone wanting it for a dead guy.

 

STEP 3

 

Now youre cookin! You got your start and the next part's easy. Crank out your old Dot matrix printer and run off some mailing labels addressed to you at some phony address. Take the time to check your phony address that there is such a place. Hotels that rent by the month or large apartment buildings are good, be sure to get the right zip code for the area. These are things that the cops might notice that will trip you up. Grab some old junk mail and paste your new labels on them. Now take them along with the birth certificate down to the library.

 

Get a new library card. If they ask you if you had one before say that

you really aren't sure because your family moved around a lot when you were a kid. Most libraries will allow you to use letters as a form of ID when you get your card. If they want more give them a sob story about how you were mugged and got your wallet stolen with all your identification. Your card should be waiting for you in about two weeks. Most libraries ask for two forms of ID, one can be your trusty Birth Certificate, and they do allow letters addressed to you as a second form.

 

STEP 4

 

Now you got a start, it isn't perfect yet, so let's continue. You should have two forms of ID now. Throw away the old letters, or better yet stuff them inside the wallet you intend to use with this stuff. Go to the county courthouse and show them what nice ID you got and get a state ID card. Now you got a picture ID. This will take about two weeks and cost about $5, its well worth it.

 

STEP 5

 

If the death certificate had a social security number on it you can go out and buy one of those metal SS# cards that they sell. If it didn't, then you got all kinds of pretty ID that shows exactly who you are. If you don't yet have an SS#, Go down and apply for one, these are free but they could take five or six weeks to get, Bureaucrats you know... You can invent a SS# too if you like, but the motto of 'THE WALKING GLITCH' has always been "Why not excellence?".

 

STEP 6

 

If you want to go whole hog you can now get a bank account in your new name. If you plan to do a lot of traveling then you can put a lot of money in the account and then say you lost the account book.  After you get the new book you take out all the cash. They'll hit you with a slight charge and maybe tie-up your money some, but if you're ever broke in some small town that bank book will keep you from being thrown in jail as a vagrant.

 

ALL DONE?

 

So kiddies, you got ID for buying booze, but what else? In some towns (the larger the more likely) the cops if they catch you for something petty like shoplifting stuff under a certain dollar amount, will just give you a ticket, same thing for pissing in the street. Thats it! No fingerprints or nothing, just pay the fine (almost always over $100) or appear in court.  Of course they run a radio check on your ID, you'll be clean and your alter-ego gets a blot on his record. Your free and clear. Thats worth the price of the trouble you've gone through right there.  If your smart, you'll toss that ID away if this happens, or better yet, tear off your picture and give the ID to someone you don't like, maybe they'll get busted with it.

 

If you're a working stiff, here's a way to stretch your dollar. Go to work for as long as it takes to get unemployment and then get yourself fired. Go to work under the other name while your getting the unemployment. With a couple of sets of ID, you can live like a king.  These concepts for survival in the new age come to you compliments of THE WALKING GLITCH.

 

 

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