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What I say, doesn't have to make sense. Eric has spoken.

Diarrhea:
 
It's like a slip n' slide from your bowels
It has a mind of its own.
It's weird and builds character,
But it's still gross.
 
Vomit:
 
Grotesque, and funny coloured,
Most bad foods can relate to it's taste.
It burns on the way up,
Sometimes it's almost like some sort of paste.
 
Mucus:
 
Sounds like a pokemon name,
And it's green when you have a cold
If your willing to donate for society
Then you my friend are quite bold.
 
Pokemon:
 
Ugly, beasty and stupid,
Are what we call these things,
All they ever do is speak in there names,
And if they're name was Ting, thats what they'd speak in. Ting.