The previous page was a satire of the sort of thing most personal webpages are. An collection of outright lies, shallow images and downright idiotic crap that wastes your time. We would like to apolgize for subjecting you to that, before entering the blissful paradise that is the true interior of this webpage. We would also like to warn you about the content of this page.

The Following Webpages are not considered suitable for family viewing. They contains scenes of violence, including people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees and their toenails being pulled out in slow motion. There are also several scenes involving naked men and naked women with big breasts. At one point, you can also see a few pairs of buttocks, male and female. There is also one point where, I swear, you can see everything on everybody.

We would also like to apologize in advance for the way that politicians are potrayed in some of the writings on this webpage. It is not our intention to imply in any way shape of form that politicans are weak-kneed, time-servers who are more concerned with their personal vendettas, private power struggles and recieving large ammounts of money from special interest groups than the serious problems facing their nations. Nor do we intend to suggest at any point that they sacrafice their credibility by refusing to answer questions or participate in public debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they claim to represent. Nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for anyone or anything besides themselves and their wallets. Nor do we intend that you should consider them to be crabby, ulcerous, self-serving vermine with weak chins, hairy palms and an addiction to cocaine and certain illegal explicit sexual practices which most people might find offensive.

We apologize if this impression should come across.

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