Kinky Poems

Thanx to Saira Malik AKA $ys $candalous $lut (the number one Perv) for our first Kinky Poem. And you have been warned ;)

Because Sy Makes Me High

I was gonna drool at Sy
but then I got high...(ooooooooh)
I was gonna put the vid on and perve on Si..... (La da da)
but then I got high
now I’m all blue cause I aint meetin Si
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high (la da da da dadada)

I was gonna lick chocolate off Si
but then I got high
I was gonna massage his footballer thighs
but then I got high (la da da)
now I’m thinkin of more rude stuff that I can type (yeh hey)
because I’m high
because I’m high
because I’m high

I saw Sy on TV
and then I got high
I stared at his very tight trews
But then I got hiigh
Now I’m craving Sy and his *ahem* yay hey
cause I’m high
cause I’m high
cause I’m high

Me and Sy were gonna have a shag
so we did
We were gonna get hot n steamy @ night
so we did
Now we're both in a bit of a state and we know why yay hey
cause we had a shag
cause we had a shag
cause we had a shag

I walked into the shower, saw Sy, then I got high

We decided to have more privacy so we cud get hiiiiiigh

So we went in2 da Jacuzzi n $_____d all night long, cause we were high

Now Sy’s jacking off and I know why….

Cause he’s high

Cause I’m high

Cause we’re high

holy mother full of grace thanx to Maureen Boyd for this one!

holy mother full of grace

bless lee ryans gorgeous face

bless his hair that tends to curl

keep him safe from all the girls

bless his arms that r so strong

keep his hands were they belong

bless his dick the one i sucked

bless the bed in which we fucked

and if my mother happened to walk in

bless the shit that we would be in!

sex is bad

sex is a sin

sins r forgiven

so stick it in lee

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