Turning The Air Blue – L&K Mag July 2001

After introducing you to Blue, we caught up with the gorge guys again and, let us tell you, there are two sides to these guys – the clean and the dirty…!

Ever been caught doing something you shouldn’t?

Simon: I got caught coming in from a night out with my mates, when I was grounded. My mum didn’t have a go at me, she just said she was disappointed, which was probably worse.

Duncan: When I was 16 I nicked my mum’s car and drove it into town, but she saw me driving back and was waiting for me when I got in. I got a big telling off!

Antony: I was seeing a girl about two years ago and her mate saw me with another girl and told my girlfriend! She had a right go – screaming down the phone at me. I had to hold the mobile away from my head!

Lee: I stuck super glue to my teacher’s chair once, which ripped his trousers, but one of my classmates’s grassed me up! Can you believe it?!

Si: I got detention for putting deodorant on my teacher’s desk once. I thought I was doing him a favour, he had really bad B.O.!

What d’you do when a rude bit comes on TV and yer ‘rents are in the room?

Lee: You just change the subject and go ‘So did you have a good day at work?’

Ant: I can’t stand it!

Dunk: Its so embarrassing

Ant: Me and my friend got caught by our parents looking at the ‘rude’ channels when we were about 13. They just laughed though.

Ever been nude in public?

Ant: I stripped to my boxers in a club – I got a lot of attention that night!

Dunk: Me and a friend did a naked parade in Devon one summer. We used to strip off and go in places, and try to act as normal as possible. We were in the paper, but we never got caught!

Lee: I always sunbathe naked in my garden.

Describe your sense of humour

Dunk: Only stupid things make me laugh. If you tell me a joke and everybody else finds it funny, I wont find it funny.

Si: I find stories funnier.

Lee: I’m terrible, I laugh at people tripping up and things like that. 

Who swears the most out of all of you?

Lee: Me! And I’m proud of it!

Ever bought an ‘adult’ mag or video?

Ant: Me and my mates used to get a nice mag, like L&K and put a naughty mag in the middle. I got caught by my parents doing that!

Lee: My Dad found 10 adult mags under my bed once!

Dunk: I bought my bezzie mate a naughty video, but I’ve not seen it since!

Ever been in trub with the boys in blue?

All: Never!

Lee: I was at a football match once and I went to get a drink and went back to my seat, only to be nicked by the police ‘cause you’re not allowed to drink in the stand!

Ever peed in public?

Dunk: I did the other week, I was dying to go to the toilet when I got off the tube and I literally found the nearest wall. I didn’t care who saw!

Who’s the biggest prude?

Si: None of us, we’re all proper lads!