TWO LADIES TWO LADIES Emcee: SO YOU SEE, EVERYONE IN BERLIN HAS A PERFECTLY MARVELOUS ROOMMATE! SOME PEOPLE HAVE TWO PEOPLE! Lulu: BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEE Bobby: BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEE Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: TWO LADIES Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: TWO LADIES Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: UND I'M THE ONLY MAN, JA! Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: I LIKE IT Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: THEY LIKE IT Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee:THIS TWO FOR ONE! BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Girls: TWO LADIES Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Girls: TWO LADIES Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Girls: UND HE'S THE ONLY MAN, JA! Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Lulu: WE LIKE IT Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Bobby: HE LIKES IT Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Girls: THIS TWO FOR ONE! Bobby: I DO THE COOKING, Lulu: UND I MAKE THE BED. Emcee: I GO OUT DAILY TO EARN OUR DAILY BREAD. BUT WE'VE ONE THING IN COMMON Lulu: HE Emcee: SHE Bobby: UND ME. Lulu: THE KEY Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE Bobby: THE KEY Emcee: BEEDLE DEE DEE THE KEY Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEE! THEY HIDE BEHIND THE SCREEN! Emcee: WE SWITCH PARTNERS DAILY, TO PLAY AS WE PLEASE. Girls: TWOSIES BEATS ONESIES Emcee: AH, BUT NOTHING BEATS THREES! I SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE Lulu: I'M LEFT Bobby: UND I'M RIGHT Emcee: BUT THERE'S ROOM ON THE BOTTOM IF YOU DROP IN SOME NIGHT! Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: TWO LADIES BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Girls: TWO LADIES BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE UND HE'S THE ONLY MAN, All: JA! BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: I LIKE IT Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE Emcee: THEY LIKE IT Girls: BEEDLE DEE DEE DEE DEE All: THIS TWO FOR ONE! BEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DEE DEE! Emcee: THANK YOU! LULU! BOBBY! ME! I'M SO HOT NOW! COME MY LIEBLINGS, UPSTAIRS!