"You gotta problem with that?"
So, yuh lookin for somewheres to take yuh date?
a nice place dat has good food and somethin entertainin for yuhs to watch?
and yuh thinkin about dinnah and a movie?
Fuh-gedda-bout it!
Lemme, Tony Baritone, tell yuhs about a place I know
I got a place like that you can come to.
Its like one of dem secret halls where we
have our parties and all dat.
Theres "singin an dancin,
A great DJ
We even do a little illegal gamblin
you know, an other stuff thats bad for youz.
So don't tell anybody....
Matta fact, the whole Baritone mob (uh, better make that Family) will be dere.
Youll really like Uncle Louie; hes in the, ahem, laundry business.
Well be havin our commissioners meetin there .
but we like it when everybody gets involved.
Who knows, if Uncle Louie likes yuh, maybe hell make yuhs a member of the Family.
Its an offer yuh really cant refuse. Really. --
Bada Bing!
A Spoof of the HBO Hit Series!
Join the Mob at "The Soprano's Last Supper" Interactive Dinner Theater
The producers of "Joey and Maria's Comedy Italian Wedding" invite you to join our own notorious "Baritone Family".Join us for some illegal gambling, dinner, dancing, and good old mobster fun!!!
It seem's someone "Ratted" on Our boy Tony .
He's affraid he may be going away for a while.
His "Associates", along with their female "Associates",
have planned a big bash to cheer him up.
They invited members from all of "the Families" to attend.
There could be a little trouble, you never know
what "surprises" they have up thier sleeve.
Maybe you can help Tony & his associates
find "The Rat", and you might even get inducted into the Mob...
We can't rule out the possibility
there may be a couple of Black Jack & Roulette Tables set up
so youz can enjoy a little Illegal gambling, dancing, singing & swinging
with Tony & his goodfellas..
(Please Don't let me have to tell Tony you can't make it.)
Fahgetabowdit.....
the "Dillstar Productions" - CALIFORNIA CAST
how about at your place?
call us toll free: 1-866-404-5639
Bada Bing!
NOW PERFORMING IN BOSTON
& CALIFORNIA.
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