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| Top 10 things that really piss me off. |
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| 10. People who say "Have a Nice Day" | |
| 9. Evangelicals predicting the end of the world | |
| 8. The asshole who cuts me off in traffic and gets away | |
| 7. Fat ass Sally Struthers asking me to feed her starving kids | |
| 6. Women who leave toilet seats down | |
| 5. Rich people who get away with murder and never go to prison | |
| 4. Poor people that my tax dollars support in prison | |
| 3. Hair and viscuous fluids in my fast food order | |
| 2. Teenagers who say "Yo Dude.. whatz up man" | |
| 1. The three day waiting period to buy a gun to shoot you with | |
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