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Top 10 things that really piss me off.  

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10.  People who say "Have a Nice Day"
  9.  Evangelicals predicting the end of the world
  8.  The asshole who cuts me off in traffic and gets away
  7.  Fat ass Sally Struthers asking me to feed her starving kids
  6.  Women who leave toilet seats down
  5.  Rich people who get away with murder and never go to prison
  4.  Poor people that my tax dollars support in prison
  3.  Hair and viscuous fluids in my fast food order
  2.  Teenagers who say "Yo Dude.. whatz up man"
  1.  The three day waiting period to buy a gun to shoot you with

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