Q. How do I lie?	A. This is very simple, say something with the intent to decieve. You may very well speak the truth but so long as you craft your words to mean something untrue, you will still be lying.
Q. No really, how do I lie?	A. Say something that you know is not sincere and truthful.
Q. How do I avoid getting caught?	A. This is very complex, it is best to have alibis or at least give the pretense that you have many alibis. Try to limit the number of co-conspirators as the more you have as the probability of the truth getting out increases, as so does the consequences. A good tactic is to lie to your alibis so that they dont realise they are being used as an alibi.
Q. A co-conspirator is threatening to tell the truth. How does one deal with this?	A. Three letters bub, MBS - Murder, Blackmail or Suicide. All three will guaratnee your co-conspirator shutting up for life, but you'll be dead if you choose suicide. Other than that, you can also offer larger payouts, mindless sex or framing. Setting up a framing is the best option but requires a lot of work.
Q. The court made me swear by the holy book to tell the truth. What tactics can I employ?	Q. If youre not religious, then screw it. However if you are, there are two things you can do. Make yourself believe the lie wholly as if it were the truth. Or if the circumstances result in 'good', lie anyway; your faith will not mind. If you wanna lie for 'bad' then I say religion is not for you.
Q. I've been posted for a polygraph test. What do I do?	A. It's pretty much game over for you unless youre a cool craftsmith like me. Next time, try to avoid getting into that sort of position.
Q. I regret lying... it was the most stupid thing I ever did.	Q. Then tell the truth
Q. My conscience is laying heavy on me, I cant take it anymore! Is there anything I can do to relieve myself?	A. Revealing the truth is the easiest and most painful way out. Before you lie, you should be sure you can deal with the moral conflicts that arise. Otherwise, drugs, alcohol, heavy metal music and sex are quick fixes, but really you alone have to deal with it.
Q. I've been caught, help me!!!	A. Lies will get you out of this if youre crafty enough. But do note, if you get caught again the consequences will be more dire.
Q. Should I try to act while I lie?	A. I would say no, try to act natural. However in instances where you must impersonate someone acting is necessary.
Q. How does one craft a perfect lie?	A. Thats a very good question. The perfect lie is the truth. If you can make your lie be like the truth, imitate the truth, assimilate the truth, it will be the truth and nobody, even yourself, will know its a lie.
Q. It is against my religion to lie. What should I do? Is there any substitute?	A. Dude... your own religion is lying to you. Lying is not a sin. Would you lie for your faith? I think the answer is yes.
Q. I lie too much. People do not trust me	A. Try to earn their trust back either honestly, or by increasing the intensity of your lying campaign. You're gonna have to be one hell of a liar if you opt for the latter.
Q. I've decided to come off chronic lying cold turkey. But its not working... how how?	A. You fatass liar, no you havent! I suggest actually trying.
Q. Lying has resulted in me falling into an unfavourable position of opinion although I didnt get caught. How do I rectify this without telling the truth?	A. Hmmmn, well if you wish to get out of this hole you dug yourself then I suggest you plan an accident for yourself and do a quick transformation. Nobody will care to notice that you are now back where you were.
Q. My nose grows bigger every time I tell a lie. Even small ones. I'm afraid my friends will notice. Why is this happening?	A. Get out of here you idiot!

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