Apr 1999 (6 mth)  
18 Apr 99 - My First Attempt at a Baby Show
Let's compete!
Breeding competitive spirit from young...

Well, let's say the judges wore a wrong pair of spectacles today...
Can you gimme something more challenging?
You mean I didn't win?
"Excuse me, can we put aside these silly toys and move on to more intellectually stimulating questions?"
"What? I didn't win? I wanna appeal. Sack the judges! Judges kayu! Who's my MP, I wanna see him!"
 
   Apr 1999 (6 mth)