From "Hogan Gives A Birthday Party"
Schultz:"Colonel Hogan, I'm too old to parachute jump."
Hogan:"Nonsense, Schultz. You're never too old."
Schultz blabbering:"I-I-I-I...I'm too big to parachute jump."
Hogan:"Now, there you may have a point."
Hogan about parachuting out of a plane: "Now, everyone land OUTSIDE the fence. We don't need any showoffs."
From "A Tiger Hunt in Paris"
Marya:"Hogan, and a colonel."
Hogan:"So you found me out."
Marya:"And I suppose the little one is a general?"
LeBeau:"Disguised as a corporal."
From "The General Swap"
Kinchloe speaking with an English accent as he knocks the driver unconscious:"A little present from the British commandos!"
Newkirk:"I'll handle the English accent, if you don't mind."
Klink:"The sound is so clear. The English must have a very good transmitter."
Burkhalter:"WE have a very good receiver."
Klink:"And doesn't it seem strange to you that a captured airplane disappears and then reappears?"
Hogan:"Well, it has been rather windy lately."
From "Hogan and the Lady Doctor"
Hogan:"Is it possible to resign from a war?"
LeBeau:"Sure. It's called desertion."
Carter:"But nobody approves of it."
Dr. Lechay:"Colonel Hogan. You forgot to salute."
Hogan:"Lady, you're pushing me around. And we're not even married!"
Hogan to Suzanne:"You know, this is the first time I've ever kissed my commanding officer."
From "The Top Secret Top Coat"
Hogan:"You're a doll, Hilda. I'll owe you for this."
Hilda:"You already owe me six pairs of nylons, 17 pounds of candy, three gallons of perfume. That leaves jewelry."
Hogan:"How about a nice cocktail ring?"
Hilda:"I don't drink. How about a nice engagement ring?"
Hogan:"I don't drink either."
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