Springtime for Dubya
By R. Wacko

(To the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" By Mel Brooks; From the Movie "The Producers")


Bill Clinton was causing trouble, fixing the economy.
Needed a new leader who would stop all the equality.
Where oh where was he?
Who could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
The perfect nominee
And… now… it’s…

Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P.
Better watch out if you’re gay.
We’re moving back at a faster pace.
Look out. Here comes a master race.

Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P.
Winter for the Democrats
Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P.
C’mon! Let’s go hang some blacks!

(Cut to Dancing Klansman)

I like joinin’ lynching mobs,
That’s why I’m called Billy Bob!

(Cut to Dancing Idle Rich Male)

Don’t be Stupid, Be a Smarty
Come and join the All White Party

Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P. (rifle gunshot)
Sponsored by the N.R.A. (automatic rifle gunfire)
Bombs falling from the skies again (bomb drops)
Like it was 1984 again!

Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P.
Reaganomics evermore!
Springtime for Dubya and the G.O.P.
Means you’ll soon be voting... You all will be voting…
We know you'll be voting for Gore.


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