it's not just some crappy-ass town parade or a bunch of town selectmen sitting around arguing about whether or not the crosswalks are painted the right color. nope. short cuts is the best entertainment money can buy -- because it's free! so you get what you pay for. besides, look at what passes for entertainment on television today. is there any good reason why you shouldn't enjoy this program? nope. originally the show was started by a young italian explorer named "roj" who was trying to sail to china, but instead landed at the local cable access studio. he and his compadres decided to start a showt featuring independent film makers. since we all know that while every now and then an independent film could turn out to be the next "blair witch project" or "brothers macmullen," the vast majority of independent films are about gay cowboys eating yogurt and just plain suck ass.

so when sidekick neil took over the position of host, he infused the show with all original material and took the show in a new direction -- all funny all the time.  the crazy cast of new characters includes: professor dogan, who is supposed to educate children, and big mikey, who is a swingin' cat from dorchester who browns his draws in the comfort of his own room.
this is the only award-winning show on cable access that you can turn on and immediately feel smarter for having had anything to do with it. the public seems to love us like they love their favorite garage band -- but critics find the show to be offensive and crude. boo hoo. call someone who cares. short cuts is currently on the air in somerville and boston and maybe coming to cambridge if the commies like it. 

if you want to know how short cuts can come inside your town, EMAIL monty and let us know.