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And now a word from Neil
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And now a word from Neil
(or this month in bitter thought) |
| these are indeed the dog days of
summer. these are the days when you're likely to be sitting around and
realize just how pointless your existence really is. i mean, look at
yourself. what have you got? a fridge, a can of miller high life and a
box of arm and hammer baking soda. not a whole lot.
but fret not, my hapless friends. you do have a reason to step off that ledge, or put down the toaster before you jump in the tub. you can simply tune into short cuts. yes, that's right. our little cable access thing we do here can show you the way. take this little life lesson, for example. see how miserable you are, what with your sweat-stained wife beater and nut-hugging shorts? well i'll bet you can find someone who's even more miserable that you are, they just don't know it yet. and you should make it your life's mission to quit your job at the gas station and follow that person around pointing out their short comings. and if they don't listen the first time, say it a second time, and louder. now you have a purpose. oh, and buy a toothbrush when you get a chance, huh? as for the show this month, jessup will be on MTV's cribs, ask the cops, macy gray's recording sessions, rocky's farm for well-endowed horses and fish paralyzers on this week in frat newz. if that doesn't make sense, watch the show. it will. and you'll love it ... or else! peace out 5000, yo. --N
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