when can i watch short cuts?

 
hey there, you tubby bastard! would you like to watch the greatest, strangest most rip-snorting funniest show on cable access just for gags? of course you would, you giant roll of cellulite! but suppose you don't live in one of the towns that currently airs short cuts. what can you do?  call the corporal? order three buckets of chicken from patty's pantry? take a bath in your own feces? you could do all that, but not unless you really want to. 

all you have to do is email short cuts and we'll help you get that good good stuff that you so desperately need. and by that, fats, we mean the tv show. what the hell did you think we meant? so email short cuts or get on the fat phone and call your local cable channel and tell them you want short cuts to come all over your tv!

 Somerville (SCAT) Ch. 3
Friday nights, 9 p.m.

Cambridge (CCTV) Ch. 10
Thursday nights, 10:30 p.m.

Boston (BNN) Ch. 23
Including: 
Allston, Brighton, 
Southie, Roxbury,  
Dorchester, Eastie, 
Back Bay, Beacon Hill: 
Sunday mornings 2 a.m.

 

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