Preliminary Costume Party VIP RSVP List/Special Arrangements
Harmon, Betty (Miss) √
Make reservations for round trip
airline tickets √and hotel
accommodations for two weeks, √
including area and distant attractions. √All
expenses to be charged to VIP account. √
Obtain all Seaview signatures for
special presentation by Capt. Crane and Adm. Nelson. √
Can NIMR employees can sign the
document as well?
Yes,
of course my dear, anyone who wishes to be included may sign. HN. √
Don't forget to include Chief Sharkey to represent the crew. L.
Crane. √
Bryce, Ellen (Dr.) √
Make reservations for hotel
accommodations. Charge to
party fund.
Reserve the best suite at the Sea Cliff
Bed & Breakfast for the entire weekend. HN.
Ps. Charge to my personal
account.
Starke, Jiggs (Adm.) √
Make
reservations for hotel accommodations. √Charge to party fund.
Hilton, one week, with a
bar cash voucher for up
to $1,000 for the weekend. √
And a round trip airline
ticket. √ Charge all to my
personal account. I'm good for it. HN √
Park, Roy (Adm.)
Make
reservations for hotel accommodations. √Charge to party fund. √
Hilton okay but not same room as Starke. √ HN.
PS. Better give him a $1,000 bar voucher
as well. √ He'll be arriving in
? Maria (Miss?)
Get surname,
courtesy title, address, and phone number. Need to know status of the invite.
I'll
take care of all the details. L. Crane
If confirmed, charge to VIP account. Round trip
tickets, one week all expenses paid vacation as well. By the way, Lee, what is
her name? HN
I’m not really
sure, but I think the bouncer said it was 'Amore'. L.
Amore hmm? No wonder Kruger
selected her for Lani. I hope you'll be
able to control yourself, lad. H.
She was very
understanding about the entire incident and she was very kind to me while I
recuperated. L.
As I recall, she was very VERY kind to you in
Boys, we're
getting off topic here. Shall we continue? Your favorite and underappreciated
Administrator.
Sorry. Hey, how about
dinner with me aboard Seaview tonight? L.
The boat's in the middle
of refit! Not fit for man nor beast, except maybe for her hairy Captain. H.
Just what did
happen on that cruise, Lee?
It's a
long story. And the view in the Nose still takes in some of the evening
lights. L.
We'll
fill you in later Angie. Sorry to grab
the clipboard out of his hand, but I really need to talk to the Captain about
the apparent need for classes in remedial dating. Perhaps some lessons from
Chip. H.
Admiral I'm crushed. And
I don't need ANYONE'S advice regarding the fairer sex. L.
Only
trying to help, son. H.
Interfering more like. I'm sorry sir, but my love social
life is nobody's business. L.
By the way, if
you're calling me son, I could sure use a raise in my allowance.
Hansjourg (Dr.) √
Will use his
own transportation from
Jackson, Joe (Lt.Cmdr)
Transportation wth Starke? Same
room?
I
already sent him an invite, but he said he's going to be unavailable. L.
I'm sorry Lee, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing him
again.
.
Gounaris, Molina (Miss) √
Is this the
correct spelling? Need address, phone number.
Let me make that
call, but plan on round trip air fare from the Grecian isles. Charge to my
personal account. √ I'll make all the
accommodation arrangements as well as any other details.
L. C
Penfield, Tippy (Miss) √
Is that her real
name?
Just
send the invite. Charge any of the weekend's expenses to the party fund, √ including a hotel, √ as she may be only able to visit as a layover. H.N.
Really? Who'd have thought it? L.
Crane.
Get your mind out of the gutter, Captain. You
know damn well that's not what I meant! H.N. That's Harriman Nelson as
in 'Admiral' aka 'The Boss who signs your paycheck'!)
Yikes! Does that mean I don't get to borrow the Flying Sub on a
Saturday Night? L.
Ps. Since your humble
employee's are required to accept direct deposit, I've never actually seen one,
a check, that is. Gee your hand must get awfully cramped every month! No wonder
you get so grumpy when you're ashore.
Gentlemen, do you mind not cluttering up my worksheet with your
petty squabbles and joking around? Hmm? Pretty Please? Sirs?
Well, he
started it. H. But I won't digress further my dear.
Ah, gee, just when things were starting to look up...oops,
sorry. L. : )))
Lee- cease and desist!! H.
I live
to obey. Sorry Ang. Soooorrry Sir. L.
Next time I'm going to ask Chip
to help me! Now, return my worksheet and
oh, never mind!
Fraser, Patrick (Ensign) √√
NIMR
Guest Suite A.√Round trip air fare. √
I think he was promoted last month. Check with Navy personnel.
L.
Jones, 'Curley' (Chief (Ret.)) √
NIMR Guest Suite B. √Round trip air fare. √
Add $500 bar voucher for 'Pirate Pete's Bar
& Grill. HN√
Absolutely
NOT! Remember what happened last time!
L.
He's a good and loyal
member of the 'family'. He's entitled to a few'extra.'H.
I meant the food! Never seen Chip so angry about missing
his Tee time the next morning. L.
If I recall it was you who was stuck
in the head the following morning, not him. He just didn't want to leave his
poor sick Captain all alone. And it was your fault for having all those
helpings of Buffalo wings. You know you can't handle the spicy stuff. H.N.
NIMR Guest Suite C. Round Trip air fare. Some
confusion as to which account to charge it to.
Needs a 'keeper' . See if anyone can keep an eye on him at the
party.
Reserve Fishing Boat for Sat. AM.
Unavailable. Will try for Sunday morning. Unavailable.
Just tell him not to
come to the party as a giant squid!
Lee C. : )
You should talk; I've seen your costume!
H.
Ps.
Just charge to party fund.
Special Agent Katie √
Round trip air fare.
√Hotel accommodations for weekend. √
Make
that for a week. She just got off assignment and could use a little R&R.
√ L. Crane
Make sure there's a swimming pool.
Oooh la la!
I second that, the R&R, I mean. Not the Captain's inflated
libido. H.
And I didn't mean it
like that! Say one word Lee and I'll personally see to it that you have to
enter the talent contest as a singer!
I'm not that bad. Joe's dog sings along with me. L.
Need I say more?
H.
Special Agent 'K' aka Diane (Ms.)√Use Agency Address
Round trip air fare.
√Hotel accommodations for
weekend. √
I think I recognize this
name. Check with Capt. Crane to see if she's one of the ringleaders of the
covert group called the 'hens'.HN
Sure is. Use caution,
esp. since they're on our side. L.Crane
Ps. They like me
wayyy too much! They ruffle my hair and everything.
What do you mean by 'everything'? I hope you haven't
forgotten the NIMR/ Seaview rules of engagement especially regarding joint operations...don't
you dare say anything Lee. I meant our cooperative engagements with
those agencies, nothing else. H.N.
Oh that
word! No,no, no! I'm not ready to be engaged. Besides this one is
already married. Whew. Reprieved.
Perhaps Agent K would be
the ideal keeper for Fred? H.N.
Absolutely
not! You have no idea how he behaved when you let him off the leash! He even
grabbed me! Hard!
Go ahead and 'suggest' it
to her. I'm sure she'd like a challenge. L.
I'm
surprised you can be so heartless Captain.
Just Part of my job
description. L. And you're the one who suggested a 'keeper'. L. There's that 'L' again. Is there an echo in
here? : )
Enough! Despite either
of your grievances, Dr. Wilson is going to be a guest at the party and will be
treated with respect. And yes, if necessary, a keeper. Go ahead and authorize
'hazard pay' to Agent 'K'. H.N. √
That poor
girl!
Special Agent 'K', Sue (Ms)
Round trip air fare.
√Hotel accommodations for
weekend. √
ALERT
SECURITY! This
is one of the hens too! Make sure they don't congregate at the party or things
could really get out of control. L. Crane
Relax, Lee. I
checked her dossier, she's harmless. In fact, I'm sure you'll enjoy dancing
with her. She's expressed a written interest in seeing how well you move.
Do I have to? L.
Part of your job
description, as fellow host to make our guests feel welcome. H.
As long as she doesn't
'feel' me! L.
I don't care if she grabs you in a passionate embrace! You will be polite
and ignore any untoward advances. Is that clear? H.
The things I do for my country! L.
I think you're just plain scared.
Damn
right! If I wasn't so courageous I'd turn tail and run from this assignment. L.
I know you're joking Lee, but honestly, it won't be that bad. Tell
you what; I'll even take her for a spin on the floor. H.
PS. That is, if you let
me off the hook about that raise.
Decisions,
decisions. L.
Special Agent 'W', Lin (Ms)
Round trip air fare.
√Hotel accommodations for
weekend. √
Another hen! Now, I'm becoming
concerned. Just who invited these agents? HN.
I met the
hens at a convention. I think you're all taking this way out of proportion. They're
all sweet 'past it' type ladies. Cut them a little slack. Lola.
Special Agent 'Q', Kim (Ms.)
√
Round trip air fare.
√Hotel accommodations for
weekend. √
I'll take care
of Agent Kim's arrangements personally. Chip.
PS. And they're NOT 'past it'!
But
Chip, she's one of the hens! You're in mortal danger! Don't even get close to
her! Lee
So what's
she going to do? I don't mind if she ruffles my hair, unlike you,
I think it's kind of sweet. And sexy. VERY sexy.
Chip
But he's right, lad.
Once one of these hens gets their talons in you, you're lost. H.
Well, some of us like
being 'lost' for awhile. Chip.
Special Agent 'F' , Carol (Miss)
Round trip air fare. √Hotel accommodations for
weekend. √
AGGGHH!
NOT THE 'CATFISH'!! Doomed!! We're all doomed! We'll spend the entire party
with her AND them drooling all over us! L.
Maybe the
Admiral can invent some kind of drool repellent we can put on our costumes. Or
hair. Or other stuff. Chip.
Not enough time.
Unless you want to start sporting a possible adverse reaction
to an untried formula, like a skin rash, sickness, or death. H.
I'll try it! Might even
scare her and all her fellow hens away. L.
Boys! Boys! Enough! You ought to be ashamed of
yourselves!
These are sweet old gals and they wouldn't harm a flea let alone
lure you to some dark romantic corner. What egos you three have!
You can't honestly think that you're all these highly intelligent
and respected women think about? Now, if
you're all quite finished with my notes, I have to make some final
preparations-and I don't mean this party will be the death of me, but
sometimes I wonder~.
Angie? Just how does
one become a 'hen' anyway? I think I'd like to join the flock. By the way, who did
invite them? Tish
No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if was Adm. Starke. Something about
teaching our boys a 'lesson'.