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What is the best thing about your crush?

Spiral, Horizontal Line Spinning

Here all shit breaks lose!!!!!so watch your back and dont get hurt i dont have insurance..thanks

Spiral, Horizontal Line Spinning

I just might include some pictures of my "wonderful" "Lovely" friends..(if you wanna barf now i will understand) Nah all my friends are wonderful and great to have....unless you piss them off......

Never flick off a camra it just might get published on someones web site...and anyways its not nice..BAD BOYS!!!!!!!


	~~~JOKES~~~ These will be updated often..so check back for more Why do you fuck a sheep on the edge of a mountain? * The sheep will push back harder* What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? O M G- Im melting! What is the difference between a computer and a women? The computer will take a 3 inch floppy What do a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend most if their time in your wallet How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans for your life Why do men give their cocks names? They got to take orders from someone What is the definition of a crying shame? A bus full of lawyers going off a cliff- and three seats empty How do you kill an Italian? Shut the toilet seat on his head when hes getting a drink What is the name of the disease that paralyzes a women from the waist down? Marriage How can you tell when a women is having an orgasm? Who cares What's a Irish porno movie? * 1 min. of sex and 59 minutes of whiskey commercials* What is the ultimate rejection? When your hand gets a headache What's the difference between Cheerios and the Dallas Cowboys? Cheerios belong in a bowl How many gangster rappers are there in America? Depends when you ask- now, or ten minutes from now What is the new presidents anthem? Kneel to the Chief What't the recipe for Bill Clinton stew? One small weenie in hot water Why shouldn't we fell sorry for Monica? She'll be back on her knees in no time What is the definition of fair? If women have PMS, then men should have ESPN What do you do when your wife wants you to be more affectionate? Get 2 girlfriends

Favorite Quotes "Lifes a bitch so stop complaning and live with it" This qoute came with the web site and i thought it was so true i keep it on here The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. -Henry David Thoreau So whatevea it is you puff'n on that got you think that you superman. I got the Kryptonite, should I smack you with my d--k or the mic? "... I see a place for you and I and we can make the most of it, cuz our passion never dies..." -

Here are some songs i have laying around.. and here is the Alien Video (just for you leslie)

All Blues

are you BLUE

Damn Thongs

Alien Song "i will survive"

A touch of blues

i wanna love you forever

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