FUNNY
SHERS
Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkate hain!!!
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob...
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?!
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?!
Maine unko dekha angle badal badal kar
maine unko dekha angle badal badal kar
us ne mujhe maara sandal badal badal kar!!!
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter!!!
Dharti, taarey, pahaadh, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaadh, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( trihathar is on leave )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe... kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya ??!!
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera !!!
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya!!!
Upar khuda(GOD) hai..
Neeche khuda hai..
Dayein khuda hai
Baayein khuda hai...
Peeche khuda hai..
Bas aage KHUDNA baaki hai!!!
Dubla itna hua main teri yaad me
Cheetiyan bhi kheechkar le jaati hain
ab to charpaaii se!!!
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai !!!
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali !!!
Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati,
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati !!!
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai !!!
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoon tumhari patli kamar per
Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho!!
Jo piyaali mein mazaa, woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa,gharwaali se kahan!!
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai !!!
Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
Abe' gadhe... ab utrega kaise '!!
Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho
Muskuranay ki baat kartay ho,
Hum nay chaar din say mooh nahi dhoya
Tum nahanay ki baat kartay ho !!!
Mera dil para hai loose
Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes !!!
Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab bhar diya
Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab bhar diya..
Tu itna bewafa nikla ke
usme nahakar chal diya!!!
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata laga ki nazrein hi tirchi hain
hum to behosh hi ho gaye!!!
Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala!!!
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri !!!
Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee,
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khadha raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee!!!
woh ladki kitni pyaari thi
maine aankh jise maari thi
woh sandal kitni bhaari thi
jo usne sar pe maari thi!!!
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon !!!
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazrein jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the!!!
Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamoo keh gaye !!!
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya !!!
Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha !!!
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi !!!
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi!!!
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa!!!
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya!!!
Door se dekha to sher tha..
Door se dekha to sher tha..
Is liye paas gaya hi nahin!!!
Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the..
Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the..
Pass jaake dekha to ganje uchal rahe the!!!
Door se dekha to larki baal bana rahi thi
Dooor se dekha to larki baal bana rahi thi..
Paas jaake dekha..to gaye poonch hila rahi thi!!!
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye!!!
Tum har raat mere khwaabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi sataao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao!!!
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan,
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan!!!
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!!!
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita!!!
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin (Theta) / Cos(Theta) =Tan(Theta)!!!
Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
Mae ek sher sunata hoon
zara gaur se suniyega..
Mujhe nahi aata
kisi aur se suniyega!!!
Taare chamakte hain
Unko chamakna padhta hai..
Larkiyaan fashion karti hain
Larkoon ko tarapna padhta hai!!!
Suraj ko diya dikhane se kya fayda?
Laash ko aag lagane se kya fayda?
Aye shahjahan,mumtaz to mar chuki,
Ab laash pe taj banane se kya fayda!!!
Aaj tu kali hai,kal gulab hoga
Mujhse shadi karle,tujhko sawaab hoga!!!
Industries sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye!!!
Yeh larki jawani me,jawani se,jawano ko tarpayegi
Aankhon se karegi qatal,aur labon se muskurayegi!!!
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya !!!
Tera chehra hai ya kele ke chilka..
Jo dekha dil phisal gaya!!!
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do !!!
Na teer, na talvaar se ghaayal hue hain
Teri sirf ik nazaar se, zaalim, Shaayar hue hain !!!
Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khaayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai !!!
Yaaron mar bhi gaya to,
Aarti meri dafnaa dena,
Utha kar janaza mera,
Unki gali ghuma dena
Agar wo mera pata puche to
Shamshaan ghaat bata dena!!!
Aur bhi cheezain bohot si lutt chukin hain dil kay saath
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq furmane kay baad,
Ab kamray ki ek-ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehley, ek tere jaane kay baad!!!
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai !!!
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se !!!
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon !!!
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi ??
Main hoon jis haal mein aye mere sanam' rahane de
Talwar mat de mere haathon mein qalam 'rahane de
main to shaayar hoon meraa dil hai bahot hii naazuk
main paTaake hi se mar jaauNga, 'bam rahane de !!!
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow !!!
Zindagi ko guzaarnay k liye zaroori dosti hay
Aaya hoo'n mananay ko tujhe aur tu mujh ko kosti hay !!!
Ishq ladanay niklay thay, dekhay jo ladko ke tevar
Bhabhi apni banalia, bun gaye bhabhi k dewar !!!
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay !!!
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa moun
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon....!!!
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain !!!
"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain" !!!
naqaam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna !!!
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon !!!
dil karta hai keh uss kay
nazook hontoon koo choom loon
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak
nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa !!!
Tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo,
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to click karo!!!
Maine bheji jo ishqia email
uska deti jawaab kya coward
parhke delete karne ko kaha tha
usne abbu ko kar diya forward!!!
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar donga,
Tu na mili to tujhe
Shift delete kar donga!!!
Gar tere dil main koi busta hai
mujhko delete karke yun na nikaal
jaane kab meri yaad aa jaaye
mujhko recycling bin me daal!!!
Office ki ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain..
Problem hai ki bus woh
read only hain!!!
Shayad mere pyar ko
test karna bhool gaye ,
Dil ko aisa cut kiya ke
paste karna bhool gaye!!!
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitani files daaloo !!
Aankhon se qatl karti jati thi
larki thi ya ek sword thi woh
usko main forget karoon kaise
mere dil ka to password thi woh!!!
Woh samajhte hain dil todh diya
to hum dead hain...
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain !!!
Is qadar usse maine chatting ki
Dil ka inbox us se bhar dala
aur jab ishq ho gaya us se
usne nickname change kar dala!!!
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning..
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning!!!
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar!!!
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif !!!
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face,
Par dil ke computer mein
nahin hai enough disk space!!!
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao!!!
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab
pehen ke evening gown,
Too many requests se
ho jaata hai server down!!!
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par bicch main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai !!!
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
create main karoonga..
Tum usse debug karna
wait main karoonga!!!
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte..
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya!!!
Aapke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye!!!
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file!!!
Kya chaal hai tumhaari
jaise chalti hai koi cat,
What is your ICQ number??
aao karein chat!!!
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai !!!
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail!!!
Arz kiya hai....
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai !!!
Badli hai duniya, kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon !!!
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do !!!
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai !!!
kaise milega tumhara saath bata do
apne dil ka poora path bata do !!
Teri yaad mein sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
Kabhi offline to kabhi online piya !!!
Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya
........ (zara tawajjoh se padhiye..)
Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya.
Pehle fax kiya phir e-mail kiya phir chat kiya !!!
Kuch aisa kar duniya mein qadardaan meherbaan
jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan !!!
