We regret to inform you with the old hard facts that the site master is comatose and could not complete his designated tasks. In the meantime may we console you with the news that a new site master will be taking over the page on the weekend and will complete the page. Again we apologise for the inconvenience.

We apologise for the apology, and realise that it is unnescaesarily boring and has no real justification at all. With that in mind, we've created a whole new apology which is sure to.....

We apologise for the apology about the apology: The page will now be completed at an extrodinary cost........

Enjoy....



This page is under construction, come back later....

Unfortunatly I couldn't be stuffed (sorry, didn't have enough time) to finish both the Lba downloads and walkthrough page. But they'll be up soon so then something might happen. Sorry for the inconvienience..........

Site-master/Dark lord of the sites/and so-on:

Silverfish....

(Aka Thomas Morgan)

(aka The coke drinking 8th grade maniac......)
 

Credits:

Flashing text : Industrial light and magic. Cost = $1,000,000.
Normal boring text : 54 mexican whooping lama's. Cost = 45 bags of special whooping lama food.