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INTERNAL CONFLICT IS COMING SO HIDE YOUR SHEEP. For those of you who remember us as SWB we have a few major announcements to make. However, in the interests of those who have never had the pleasure of seeing us or this site here is a brief intro. We are a band called Internal Conflict(formerly SWB). We are attempting to carve our own niche into the music world with our sound that can only be described as ......"SPAZCORE". Were also going through a period of upheaval at the moment so please check our news link out. If you'd like to purchase some of our stuff (ok so it's a demo on memorex tapes) email one of us and we'll get back to you. We are currently trying to enlist the help of the legion of goat loving, boy scout molesters we know are out there, so please join our fanclub soon....better yet please start it. In the meantime read on and enjoy yourself.
LOve Always, Internal Conflict |
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A Brief Biography of SWB's Members. Kevin "CK" Dalton-Guitar, Vocals: Kevin is the most frightening member of the band, which is a shame since he is also the most personable. CK is still learning to play his instrument which explains some of the bands music but not enough to make him the sole one to blame. His smooth Vocals betray his dark looks making him a cross between Dracula and Barry Manilow.
Andrew "I'm not Billie Joe" Elderbaum-Guitar, Vocals: Andrew is the bands lead guitarist and the primary writer of music. His guitar technique is based on the teachings of legends like Eric Melvin, Tom Delonge, and B.B. king....o.k maybe not b.b. king. Once upon a time he was the frontman of the band but has since stepped aside for Lance. His Powerchords are a staple of the bands sound as well as the only ones he can actually play. Lance K Ortmuller-Vocals, woodchipper: Lance has only been with us a short while and has already left his mark on the band. Andrew is sure however that the rectum does not scar so we have nothing to worry about. His troubling lyrics are pushing us in a darker direction, and he no longer approaches the concept of melody with a meat cleaver. His vocals on the nicole song are some of the most intense screams ever recorded. Outside CK's bedroom that is. However, he has a softer side as well, evidenced by the heartfelt love in his voice during the duet of "I think were alone now". He and Andrew made many a drag queen shiver with delight when they look into each others eyes during the breakdown. Lance is a true showman. |
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So YOU WANNA EMAIL ONE OF US EH? EMAIL ANDREW AT :GKLV4@AOL.com (He'll write back)
EMAIL CK AT: MRBNGL1218@email.msn.com (He might write back) EMAIL LANCE AT FNM69@AOL.COM (We can barely contact him so if he's writing you let us know where he is.) |
Single and lonesome? Right now the bands status as far as girls go is like this.
CK- Taken, goo goo-gaa gaa style. So ladies will have to just let go. Lance-Single as can be and looking for love. If you've seen our message board you know he's bitching that he needs a girlfriend. So please somebody send him an email w/ a nude pic. We'll all be very greatfull. Andrew-Single and looking for someone who will actually return phonecalls and talk to him. It also helps if you call of your own free will and volition. Oh yeah, the zulu princess thing is a major bonus too. So ladies there you have it. Your odds of landing a rock god are pretty solid. Check our lists page to see how to snare the man of your choice. Thanks. |