1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female... Any part
under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
n.
Female... The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying
not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female....
An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... Entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king
luv) v.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy couples can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just
as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male... A scanning device for all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
9. PARK (par-k) n. v.
Female... Green lands with trees, bushes,
kids and squirrels.
Male... Making out in a car.
10. Poison (poy-sun) n.
Female... A type of perfume or ivy.
Male... Beer.
