1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while
sleeping".
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner!
No purchase necessary. Details inside".
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use
like regular soap."
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving
suggestions: Defrost."
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating.
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not
iron clothes on body".
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do
not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause
drowsiness".
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For
indoor or outdoor use only".
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to
be used for the other use".
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains
nuts".
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly".
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt
to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
