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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Innovative


2. Preliminary


3. Proliferation


4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Specificity


2. Anti-constitutionalistically


3. Passive-aggressive disorder


4. Transubstantiate




THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. No thanks, I'm married.


2. Nope, no more booze for me!


3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.


4. Taco Bell ?  No thanks, I'm not hungry.


5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?


6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.


7. I'm not interested in fighting you.


8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!


9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.


10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.