Dr. Skipper 

This has got to be the best name for a soda.  If I were a gay man, this is all I would drink.  I'm not quite sure why, maybe I'm just being homophobic, but I would.  If I lived out west.  It doesn't smell as sweet as Dr P, it tastes more acidic than DP, and it's aftertaste is a little heinous.  Not terrible, but not great.  Brian thinks its worse than Dr. Radical, but I thought it was a little better.  Without side-by-side comparisons this is all very subjective and worthless.  I give it a 5. 
 
Score:

Made by: 
Safeway Inc. 
P.O. Box 99 
Pleasanton, CA, 94566-0009 

Ingredients: 

  • Carbonated Water
  • High Fructose Corn Syrup
  • Caramel Color
  • Natural and Artificial Flavors
  • Phosphoric Acid
  • Sodium Benzoate (As A Preservative)
  • Caffeine
  • Monosodium Phosphate
  • Lactic Acid
  • Nutrition Facts: 
    150 Calories 
    45 mg Sodium 
    38g Sugar 

    Misc.: 
    If you like the taste of sea men, you'll like Dr. Skipper

    Found By:
    Goofball