Dr Thunder

Na-na na na na-na na, thun-da'. Wal-Mart, feudal lord of warehouse superstores and destructor of small businesses has released its own version of Dr Pepper.  Well, it's actually Sam's Choice, but same difference.  They did a pretty good job, thought of a cool name, and even remembered to leave out the period.  While it's been a long while since I tested it, I do believe it earned a 7.  I may revise this score later, however. 
Dr Thunder has more chemicals and one unusual chemical not found in any other soda.  Kinda scary.  So far I can only find it for sale in 2 L bottles.  Maybe Sam Walton will read this page and decide to believe in the ability of the American worker to produce a 12 oz can.

This just in!  Can's are available at Mall-Wort and will soon be appearing on this page.  Make sure to check in periodically.  All I need now is a digital camera...		 Score: 
7 

Made by: 
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. Bentonville, AR, 72716 

Ingredients: 

  • Carbonated Water
  • High Fructose Corn Syrup And/Or Sugar
  • Caramel Color
  • Natural and Artificial Flavors
  • Phosphoric Acid
  • Potassium Benzoate (A Preservative)
  • Caffeine
  • Lactic Acid
  • Monopotassium Phosphate

    • Nutrition Facts: 
    150 Calories 
    38mg Sodium 
    41g Sugar 

    Misc.: 
    There's a very patriotic piece of propaganda on the side of the bottle.  It made me teary eyed and now I am proud to be from the same country as Sam Walton.

    Found By:
    Kelly's mom, your mom, and moms everywhere.