Suburban Commando

    will do the standard jab'n stab, but the secondary will toss it at your foe, and if it hits, will momentarily paralyze them.

3-Barrel: If you think you've seen a shotgun before, it ain't nothin' compared to this baby. A double-barreled pump shotgun

    on the bottom, attached to a powerful .22 rifle on top. There ain't a foe that can stand a blast from all three barrels of this sucker.

MPPL: A potato-gun on steroids. It shoots a beer can of death at your target, exploding into shrapnel of

    immense proportions afterwards. Just point it kinda close and don't worry about the rest.

GATT: A home-made multi-barreled snarling death-cannon, perfect for obliteration and elimination. Get

    close to one of these things and you can kiss your life good-bye. The secondary fire on this puppy will rip off

    six rounds in less than a half-second, literally tearing your enemy in half.

Flame-thrower: You knew it was comin', hold the trigger and a massive column of flame erupts from the

    nozzle. Careful with this one though, this thing isn't exactly built for safety.

M-80s: Red, cylindrical, and deadly. A massive explosive charge coupled with enough shrapnel to make