Haha! We don't want your sorry wannabe evil mario stuff! We're the proffessionals here! Go screw!
You will follow our every command.
You will destroy the following people:
The Entire Cast of Dawsons Creek
The BackStreet boys
98 Degrees
Nsync
The entire cast of Seventh Heaven
The WB network
Joel Shumacher
You will eat the following:
A pile of sun warmed dog shit
A snail sandwhich
Your bothers/cousins/dads semen
A sack of broken glass