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~*Tyler!!!*~ You're crazy, like you're fuckin nuts, and i LOVE IT. You know what else i love? All the hardcore sex that goes down all day everyday with the whips and chains and handcuffs and multiple orgasms and stuff, it's cool. It's also VERY cool that we've only been going out 5 MONTHS:) and you're already a whipped little boy who gets beat up by his hott girlfriend everyday and TAKES it! that makes me very happy inside:) you're one AWESOME POSSUM and i RUV you like a fat kid loves cake! We are grade 9 and grade 11 lovers! YES! but this time we've already beat our last record of going out, it's wonderful! And you're also wonderful...even though you're secretly in love with rap music and know all the words to every 2Pac, Dr Dre, and Eminem song out there cuz you're cool like that. It's also very cool that our song is I Will Kill You by Cannibal Corpse cuz it's one of the only songs that we both like lol. But hey we have Cemetary Gates by Pantera also...good thing it's such a long song eh;) lol,You're a shitload of fun ty ty and i liked our first sleepover and non stop action of being with each other for like 48 hours straight. I'm quite surprised I'm not sick of you and your sick twisted death metal ways:S...yeah..yeah..COOL...haha remember "this is gonna be sweet" as i flick you in the eye while you attempt to sleep! i didn't mean to do it, i swear!! lol oh Tyler Poo we are Star Wars nerds to the max! and i couldn't be happier. Best time of my life was playing Revenge of the Sith on Playstation for one whole entire day with you...and kicking your ass! lol oh my dearest idiot of love "goin fishin" with you and joshy bear is splendid good fun, and the best part is we TAPE IT so we can replay the good stupidness over and over. COOOOL! hey what's that smell? didja poop? muahhaha oh Tyler, you may be socially retarded and weird..BUT i FRIGGEN love you and i'm so glad you FRIGGEN love me back! Cuz we're hott and have nice butts and like you know..we go together like shit and corn!
Oh Dragon Ty-Ty, we are doooooooooooooom in love! lol!!

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*฿яĨţţŇĬ!!! A.k.a Britchy MAC-dougall!! lol luv ya pal, you're so spexalicious! mMmMm!! We are truly ONE! Remember boys...if ya want one of us, you're gonna have to take the other one too!! oh goodness pal, do you, me & danika ever stop talking when we're together? lol i feel sorry for those who have to witness our never-ending convos about absolutly nothing! lol Lotsa good times with you! I bite monkeys!! lol what were we on when we thought that up?! My first memory of us is when we were timekeeping at the Hespeler Arena in grade 8 and we were making up those fake laughs! Jebus, we were craZy around each other right from the start! haha remember MAITY!!!He was one crazy mother-whatchur-mouth with his skin falling off and such! ew! haha remember our group name, PB&J Style all the way...you, me, and danikee!yee dawg! chahahhaa..You and me Brittni, we'z like peas and carrots...i like peas and carrots! lol omg remember when we saw Sam's dad, only it wasn't Sam's dad and you're just one crazy little fucker!lol what was that thing we swore we'd remember when we were intoxicated with alochol? dammit i forget! it was pretty funny though at the time! chahah...hey freaky deaky i saw your great fall! damn, i so wish he fell!lol remember how your irregular heartbeat matches to the beat of Right Thurr! Remember how patty tried to cheat on me in grade 9 with you and i didn't even care lol..nobody will ever come between us b-mac, don't ever forget that! luv ya babe, you're my favouritest cuz we understand each other...you know, the whole love for Oprah and all..lol! Best Friends For Life Bitchy! thats right...i said BITCHY...chahahhaa

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ĐÂמĭқâ! A.k.a Danikee!!! haha Buttercup Baby, you're hot stuff! You and me are the bookworms in our possee! lol and just to let you know, i love your theories...it sounds like you put a lot of thought to them.. lol woah..wayyyy to much time on your hands!! haha JUST KITTING! So many good times with you! Hahaha remember when we were in florida and we were running around like little punked out hooligans? haha so0o0 much fun! we have so many funny times...like Brittni losing her sandal, oh man funniest moment of my life!..lol remember this conversation between you and mike; Mike: Danika you're a jerk! Danika: I'll jerk you!! hahaha my little danikee you're so funny, luv you! lol we SO should've done that crazy idea for our french project to have Osama Bin Laden shoot Paul Martin in the leg lol!!! oh danika, you're always there for me. Especially when we're drinking and I'm passed out on Michael's bed, lol...hmmm so I've decided you're my most favouritest Nintendo buddy since we both like to devote our time when we're with each other to that lol, thats ok it's always fun! Mario Cart's the best game ever! lol You're my other favouritest! You, me and Brittni are Bestest Friends For Life! good luck with mr. jesse/Peaches Summerfield/Springfield (Rusty Tuna!) make sure you start wearing your neckguard around him so no more biting incidents occur! lol!

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~*Vanessa & Jen*~ We are so random with the hanging out all the time, but it has been grand! We always manage to have good ol stupid fun every weekend, especially when Vanessa's driving lol! Ohhhh man, worst driver EVER!--besides Najib of course. I like how we're either insanely drunk, stoned, or hyped up on those disgusting espresso's from William's. It intesifies the ongoing fun for EVEN longer:) lol i like how much fun we managed to have breaking into a house, and sleeping in it when it was sooooo cold and we only had one little blanket to share amongst each other, and noooo pillows. Meh, we kept warm by hardcore SPOOOOONING!!!! lol definently spooning lovers for life! Or how about the good ol fun of playing car tag at night on busy streets! We're absolutly crazay! haha jen my little favourite, why are we so carfree..like why do we have so much fun over little things, like putting on sunglasses and hardcore dancing it up in Bluenotes, or buying Graeme and Najib fish with Jordyn and putting it into little sippy cups, or getting hit on by scary Carnies, or discussing how Barney's a pervert and Baby Bops his little mistress displaying to little girls that it's okay to wear miniskirts and get MOLESTED with hugs from Barney! haha we're too cool..and i'm pretty sure we owe it all to being part of the Walmart legion of Workers. We're taking over! haha lol love ya my little spooners! More good times to come in BIG RED! haha YES!

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SammiE, A.k.a Samuella!! Luv ya, you're so cute!! awww! Lotsa fun times with you, you're hilarious!! Remember "Daddy Says Thats A No-No!" and "Hey Hey Hey!" hahaha and remember Sex-Ed! That was a great class with all of our weird questions, and we stole all the condoms! haha!! lol that was hilarious,"SPIT IT OUT SON!!!" Oh oh and remember in gym class when we were standing in line to bump the ball in volleyball, and syanne was in front of us and she farted S0O0O loud and it smelt! lmfao! good times, good times! hehehe these chicken wings are like...heaven on a bone, or..this soup is like..heaven in a styrofoam cup!! lol oh god you make me laugh so hard...lol like at hockey when bri's told you not to eat licorice before the game..."oh i'm sorry dr.phil!"... lol oh man, we had so much fun at that Rolling Stones concert..remember that lady that was flashing everyone,and there's my dad going "see that girls, that's what you don't do at a concert"...lol you and me look at each other "next concert we go to, we're flashing!!!" haha lol luv ya baby x0x best buds forever!

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ҚĂÌťĽyמ!!! Kaitlyn Mason, you're my idol!! You're the sun in my sky, my rainbow after the storm, you're the twinkle in my eye, you're the beat of my heart and you're the smile on my face! i luv ya friend! lol remember when we were at the mall last year and you're like, "wow that guy has really nice eyes"..i kinda looked at you weird...who cares about a guy's thighs??..lol no! eyes!!! haha it's not my fault i'm deaf lol...oh kait-a-lyn... I had so many good chats with you, especially that one about how we're gonna marry an old man, divorce him and steal all of his money, now that's what i call a plan! lol, and remember from My Girl..my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right..that can only mean one thing..breast cancer! lol..oh kaitlyn, we are buttercup baby friends forever! I'm so flamingly happy that i FINALLY have a class with you....lol remember in History when you overheard Heather and me talking? Just get her a pet lesbian!" lmao Kaitlyn, you have to know when you sit by me you're gonna hear some pretty crazy strange things lol! luv ya kait you're definently on my To Do list! Call me when you and your Kyle aren't hanging out! x0x

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ҜēVÍЙ!!! Kevin Lanthier, you're my best friend! lol, yeah so many good times with you too!! You're one of the people that made me start listening to punk! And thank god, or else i might've still been listening to my craptacular rap music! so many thanks to you! hahaha oh remember when you and me were goin out that one summer, we talked on the phone everyday for like 3 hours, and then we would talk to each other on msn for god knows how long! lol what the hell did we talk about the whole time?! that's crazyness!!! haha i always had fun scaring you with my crazy Cannibal Corpse lyrics! lol oh man we've had so many good times...ever since i was at your house and we witnessed Peewee Herman marrying a fruitcup, i've been obsessed with him! lmao...remember that wrong turn movie with those crazy inbreds and their killing farm...most insane movie EVER! haha ew and rememeber Final Destination 2 with that kid who got crushed by glass, nastiest thing i've ever seen in my life! chahaha remember this...here's a ball, perhaps you'd like to bounce it..OR GRASP IT! haha gotta love my sexal outburts...lol like when i randomly bring up the word boner out of nowhere, and then we start getting into a big discussion about boners...lol "wait, why are we talking abou boners?"...lmao luv ya b-u-u-u-ddy! you're awesome!!

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~*ÐÌNÅ & KaYla!!! A.k.a my wicked cool Skinnies! wowzers girls, we had one flamingly amazing semester full of english fun. Kayla you taught me how to gain some weight and Dina you taught me how to text message from my phone...awesome:) lol so my skinny friends we had quite the wild ride in english with talking non stop, doing no work and handing nothing in, getting free periods becuz we did nothing and handed nothing in, and we still friggen passed that wretched class by at least 20%! We are truly amazing..and it's only becuz we're super skinny freaks who can't gain weight(L) Oh goodness Dina we're in Media together this semester and it sucks already..we need little Kayla to spruce it up a notch since we're with a class full of kids i don't even know:( Oh well we'll make it fun, cuz we're crazy strange like that...even though i'm embarassed to be associated with you since you're the town rental car lol! You're no longer the jacob rental car, you've now upgraded to town rental car, way to go sluuuut. haha You kids rock my boat!! Skinnies forever! x0x0x

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Ĕļ¡ǻמỆ! Ohhh my little Eli Poo, oh how my love for you has grown! Soo0o0o many good times with you and Lice-A! We are the Math unit to remember Eli-Isa! Yes! Go Lice-Cooch, Christ-Boobs and Eli-Ise butt! chahaha remember the prostituting business lol, so far you and I are the Presidents and Mitch is our only member lol we are truly gonna be successful. Remember "My Gusher is ejaculating, I have to be careful not to get any inside my cooch or else i might get pregnant and have a Gusher Baby!" lol we are so cool! We both love Carebears, Cheerbear is obviously the best! Spongebob is the best! And We my friend are the best! lol remember my cat's pimp names Lil' Ange, Fat Smokey, and Pimp Master C-to-the-Innamon! chahah so i like this new tongue ring of yours, tell me if you test it out, if ya know whatta i mean;) lol and NOT  on Jihad no matter how hot in the pants and the shirt he makes you! lol just kitting my lovely, just kitting! Well thats all for now, i Love you with all my heart and soul my co-worker slut lol! mwah! x0x0x0x P.S you're hott!

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Lisa & Kristine!! Omg i forking love you kids! I suddenly hang out with you children every day and it's been grand:) Kristine I'm glad we got past the years of hatred toward each other lol, remember alcohol solves everything! lol never again will we go through that again over a guy, especially Patte! (lol just kitting Pat-Tay, you're my P-Unit forever you rich bitch!) Omg i have so much fun with you guys! lol lets start off with singing Avril Lavigne absolutly everywhere...on our long walks,while we're washing hair dye out of each others hair,while lying on Kristine's floor for like 2 hours lol. You know what else is fun? DRINKING!! haha we're always fucking drunk now and i couldn't be happier...kristine remember when you were putting that radio up your nose and i shoved it up thurr so far you almost started to cry haha!?! remember how i always start laughing so hard and i have that weird ass laugh where i'm gasping for air, remember how we start up the continuous non stop singing and dancing! lol we have too much fun...So whats the saddest thing in the world? hmmm lemme see..how about getting dumped by a Christian who you went out with for a month who never even kissed you?! yeah!!!! lol sorry Kristine i just had to, it was too tempting...aww but it's ok, you'll get a better christian next time lol. So Lice-Cooch you little lesbian I'm so flamingly happy that you've found love in Kirkus, he's a lot better than Luke-Ass the Lu-cunt! He was weirdness on a stick i tell ya!!! lol i'll love both you little girlie poos for the rest of my days!!! x0x0x0x

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Court-e-ney!!! omg you're one of the most ragingly awesome kids in the world. Well obviously you are since you're in my band and all...CA-CA-CA CA-UNIT!! lol Courtsa's gonna rock the casbah with it's awesomeness, especially since we have a crazy cool clothing line to go with it, alllllllright! So wow i've had so much fun with you in class this year, talking to you with signals across in the room in Maity's class, witnessing you being the biggest bitch EVER to b-mac in the mornings lol, making fun of ian in anthro, hating american eagle together..oh wait thats just me, you're the crazy obsessed weirdo who owns the whole store lol,standing outside mr.maitland's class everyday in the sunshine (best feeling in the world! lol) oh goodness we are court-e-ney and krist-ta-ta friends forever my little hobong! lmao

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Dani!!! You are so flamingly cool!! You're my music class buddy, thank goodness you were in that class with me, cuz without you i would've been stuck with all those losers in that awful, awful class!! haha, you're awesome!!! Remember our Death Page, ooohhh that was INSANE!lol, Krista-licious! gotta love the awesome possum names you like to give me! ew remember in music when we fell asleep together and woke up to jeremy, colin, steve, and some other preverts in our music class watching us intently while we slept! disturbing!! lol oh dani you're so funny...like at semi formal when you came out of absolutly nowhere hugged me,and then started going on about how big my boobs were...and they're not even that big! lol you're crazy!...anyways i love you and good luck with the quincy! lol luv ya daniella

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Samuella#2!!! A.ka. Sam Swanson!!!! I love you friend, you're so funny, like when you say couch, and ow!! hahaha i love it!!!! Remember, my name tisn't Krista, it's Pal.and your name tisn't Sam, it's Friend! Chahahaha....you're my almost-black-eyed buddy!!! You're fo sho on my To Do list!! lol,gym class buddies for two years now, is there anything kinkier than that? i think not!!! lol you'r sucha sneeky one, like when kaitlyn's brother walked by in a towel...haha that was hilarious! So many awesome possum times in anthro this year, making fun of ian henderson the future serial killer rapist. haha i have to agree with him though, soccer is the worst sport ever, sorry darling. lol well anyways, luv ya so0o0o much x0x!! mwah! lata FOO! Wud up Gangsta?!! lol you're so funny when you do that sammerz

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~*Heather!!!*~ Wowzers my kewlio Heatherins...this has been QUITE the year so far..and we still have half a year to go!! you're awesome!!! gym class was friggen amazing with you and good ol' Kelly Page!! o0o0hh yeah! haha you, me, alycia, kristina, and kelly were the Wheat Thins! oh yes, best group ever!!! We had too much fun in that class with me and kelly acting crazzzy strange all the time, making up our kewl, dirrty dances lol!!!! haha i'll never forget making fun of you know who lol..."OMG I LOVE WHEAT THINS, HEHAHAHAHEHA"..as she screams it out in her high pitched voice of horror, oh god...she annoyed me so much, just everything about her. lol i'm glad you and kelly felt the same way i did! haha oh my goodness, you and your little..(or should i say friggen tall!)...marshmellow cornflake(aw), are so amazingly cute! i swear you two are gonna get married one day! ....awwwwww you guys are so cute.... haha thurr ya go, i'm saying it back to you since you always have to say that me and sean are soo cute lol. Wowzers little Heatherins you and,me are in the same history class, this is gonna be awesome!!!! lol good times in history- look at my boobies!! ew i fucking hate Vagina, she has the most annoying laugh ever, i just wanna strangle her! lol and penis too! penis should get into her penis car and just drive away! and lesbian...while i have to say to her is "go fuck your pet lesbian!" lol!! haha hey heather kiss me, touch me, show me your boobies, lick my nostril lmao!!!! oh god we're crazy, i luv ya so much, you're the best!!!
**Wheat Thins for lyfe! Never forget it, cuz i know i sure as hell won't!! haha WHEAT UNIT!*** o0o0oohh yeah!!! x0x0x0x0x0x

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Steve!!! Ohhh Steven, you're just as insane as i am! Like holy flaming death, you were the one that pretended to kill everyone with your clarinet! lol you were also one of the many ppl that thought i was insane just cuz i listen to cannibal corpse! but thats not the reason!! i got insane from talking to you you crazy kid!!! you're the insane one!! lol but remember, I like to rape dead little girls with my bloody axe of death! haha or, I'm going to scrape of your face with my razor, and then smear acid in your wounds and watch you scream in pain! hahaha oooohhh i was craaazzzzy when i talked to you! Muhaha, but i'm really not like that....Really!!

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Katie!!! Grade 6 & 7 *secret* best friends all the way! lol wowzers that means we've know each other for 4 whole years now! thats crazyness!!!!!!!!! Good times, good times...Camp Wabanaki in Grade 6...haha remember when i fell in the swamp and cried...oh goodness...and BASEBALL! lol always funn at good ol' baseball! heyyy you're in my math class this year!! thats hottness on a stick!!..chahaha luv ya child, you can always come talk to your old buddy krista anytime! x0x

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Starr!!! I luv u, ur mah sista! lol you're awesome! I miss geography class!! It was the best class EVER! Me, you and Travis always had fun talkin about orgys and threesomes! haha and the teacher never even cared! All you could hear was me blabbin on about lesbians and porn to travis while he talked about how you, me and him were gonna have a threesome! lol that was hilarious! And geez Starr, you're sucha nerd, you would be done a whole page of work, and i'd still be decorating the title! lol that probably explains why you got like an 80% in that class while i only got like a 60%! hahaha luv ya sexy! mwah! x0x0x0x
 

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Blair!!! My little Blair babe! You're such a cute kid,! lol you're so funny, remember "is it a pumpkin? hurry, my eyes are bleeding!!", lol or "which one? This one? Chooocolate? which one?" lol i forgot to try that the next time i went to tim hortons!! lol!! Oh remember when i was obsessed with that one guy at the beginning of last year, and i would always walk past him and brush up against him! lol god i was a weirdo! and remember when i was walking with you in the hall at school, and that big huge guy ran into me and almost toppled me over, and i was like "Oh, that must've looked pretty stupid", and then i banged right smack into the wall! hahaha i had so much fun with you! haha remember when those oranges looked like a butt and we were laughing and then all you hear from your favourite person in the world is..DON'T BE SO IMMATURE BLAIR! haha highlight of my day...i'm surprised you didn't have a spazz attack on her! Remember Jimmy Fallon's Idiot Boyfriend Song-"Like Fine Dining? I've got a Swanson's Dinner In The Freezer With YOUR Name On It" lmao! lol luv ya little blairins! x0x

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~*Dave Thomson! My newest old friend! You used to be my best friend! you and me used to play barbies man!! o0o0o yes, thats right, you were one feminine little boy! chahaha you're a kewl kat buddy-o, history class was QUITE entertaining with you, you blue-haired jibberish talking crazy bastard! i think we were the idiots in that class...did we both get the worst marks in that history class? lol i think we did! ooooh man....at least we both listen in history though! we both heard about the guy getting shot 5 minutes before the war ended! haha poor guy, "YES we survived the war!...then a sniper comes out from a nearby bush, not for you, you bastard!...and then poor little billy is dead...even though his name was george price! lol oh dave...you're sooo cool lol. Hey hey Stop Najeebing it up!! lol Whatcha Talkin Bout Moe? Hi Dinaahhhh (in retarded voice) lol i love how mad dina gets when we do that. Or how about "hey dina? you should go into asian porn cuz it's like the most popular kind of porn. You could pay for college with all the money you would get..and you even have a name--Dijina!" hahaha oh man good times with the dina. lol you're definently one of the coolest cats on the fence in my books lol

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Travis!!! I love you Travis, you're my best friend! You're the funniest kid i have ever met!! I liked bein in geography class with you! that was fun stuff! I learned lots from you, like when you explained to me (in detail!) how you jack off with your leg! I never knew that was possible! lol and you were quite the distraction when you were umpiring my baseball games! You were always talking to me about god knows what, and then my dad would have to tell you to stop talking! lol you're hilarious, luv ya!

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Steph.H!!! My spexy girlfriend! lol we've been going out for a long time now eh?! A lot longer than I've ever had a boyfriend for, I'll tell ya that! hahaha...! Sexy mama we've had some good times together starting with Camp Wabanaki being cabin mates, oh yeah!! and grade 7 being badminton partners! lol we were horny little girls with our orgasm sounds everytime we hit the birdy!! lol we were horny then and we're a gazillion times horny now! Thanks for being there earlier this year when i needed ya, you saved me from some days of misery there! (k)mwah(k)......on a lighter note....HALLOWEEN!! haha drinking it up in the streets of hespeler, peeing on private property...getting caught peeing on private property, "OH MY GOD STEPH, SHE JUST SAW MY COOCH!!" hahaha oh goodness...oh oh and remember when we were running away and you were trying to hop the fence, meanwhile the fence ended like 2 feet away from where you were trying to hop it and we just needed to run over there to get outta there! lol fun times, fun times! i love you babe! you're one of my bestest friends for sure! Friends Forever little Stephy!! x0x

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Nicole Falulah Collins! You slutty vagina whore, i forking love you for reasons i don't understand. I used to think you were a little bitch last year and the year before and now i think you're the most awesome slutty vagina whore EVER...even though you're still a little bitch lol..and a sex addict. Like what the flame is with all the raging hickey's from joel that you liked to show me, like holy flaming ew..thats gross haha. meh whatever thats what sluts do i guess, i have to admit i'm one. You,Me,Sam & Kaitlyn are the slut team that all went out with Kevin in grade 9 hahah crazyness! i'm gonna miss not being in any classes with you next semester, you were definently part of the cool group in anthro(L) luv ya nicole you a-hole! x0

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Amanda Birch! Ohhh Amanda, where do i start with you? We've had so0o many good memories lol. I remember the first time i met you in Kindergarten with my puffy white dress and crazy curly hair. haha oh man we were good friends right from the start, best friends pretty much from kindergarten right till grade 8....omg how did i ever put up with you for so long...lol how'd you ever put up with ME for so long? i was so crazy and hyper! lol remember in grade 1 when we were trying to get you and jon sheppard to kiss and we pushed him down and the scab off his neck fell off and someone yelled,"amanda gave jon a hickey and now he's bleeding!!" lol or remember grade 3 when you pushed me down that ice hill and the whole side of my face like split open and you were laughing..."oh it's just a scratch"..we get back to your house and your mom's like "AMANDA! WHAT DID YOU DO?" haha oh god...the memories...like going to your house and playing mario cart the whole entire time while eating like 20 freezies! remember our annoying sounds...MOMMY!..AMANDA...KRISTA!.......after that your brother always called me your friend who makes the weird sounds lol good times, good times. love ya buddy ol' pal

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~*SHAWZIE*~ Shawzie bear i am so ragingly in love with you! You are my 2nd boyfriend next to Tyler and i friggen love it. You and me have a shared love for the power rangers, and i can't wait till we watch the power rangers movie one of these days, it'll be sweeeeet!! We can have a power ranger themed wedding when we get married soon lol. oh goodness shawzie my love, i never knew i could have so many feelings for one boy, but i'm glad they're for you becuz you're surely #1! i love you shawzie poo and i always will for the rest of my days, you brighten up my life with your wicked coolness:):):):)

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MICHELLE!!!! aka. Michael Monarch- You're my most favouritest Michelle-y/white friend in the whole entire universe!!!! I'm so so sorry i used to hate you!!! i'll never hate you ever again, i promise!!!! lol ahaha you're my drug dealer AND one of my bestest friends! wowzers eh?! lol you're quite the funny one...must be from talking to me! ha ha! You and Britchy are quite the pair, it makes me hott in the shirt lol...thanks for making my little Brittni commit to someone for more than a week! I will be forever grateful! lol otay, well thats it....(hahaha otay!!!)....lol luv ya!! x0x

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~*Mike Lear-->Tinted Team forever G! Man oh man we had some ragingly kick ass times in grade 9 science...it's probably cuz we're tinted, you know how the saying goes that "tints have more fun", lol. We manage to have fun even when we are the minorities in the class who have to sit side by side at the very front of the room cuz we can't be trusted to sit at the back...we might shoot someone are something, you know how it is lol. Thats alright we had some golden times at the front talking about lesbians, porn, you having sex for the 1st time when you were in grade 6(who does that??!! lol), and how you had sex with some 22 year old...lol then we get in trouble for talking about it. Stupid Mr.Barringer was only angry cuz you were getting some while he was getting turned down by Ms.Malatches cuz she was married lol. Oh Michael Lear we MUST start up the talking again on a regular basis cuz the tints must stick together since we come in low numbers, haha.

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~*Mr David Galt*~You surprise me everyday whether it's to do with you listening to the most awesome band ever "from autumn to ashes" or whether it's you getting your friggen tongue pierced. You're one awesome possum and i'm glad you decided to not be such a slut who disliked me for no flaming reason, lol!

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~*Imogen!!!!!!!!! You are my one and only kitty fecie and NO ONE can come between us kitty fecies, cuz we have a special bond. Like holy poop in my pantaloons we've known each other for like EVER! Way back to the days of brownies when you had a short little mushroom cut and you were a silent little mute. lol but of course i was like i am now where i don't shut the fork up so i talked your ear off haha! well i'm glad you've decided to start talking so you could become my beau-ti-ful kitty fecie forever and for always, i love you Emmanual my Imoaning skank! x0x0x0x

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~*Karlie*~ i was just about to put your last name until i realized i don't know how to spell it:S lol so anyway you're the slut of my life Karl. Like nice whipping off of the clothes at Darcy's party lol...and then crawling into bed with naked Cam Welsand:O ahhh why are you so slutty??? lol...haha just kidding i LOVE it and i loved witnessing fights between you and Andy last year when you guys argued about how to say "lozenger"...there was no point, but it was nice anyhow:) luv ya Karlile

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~*Ben*~<3!! Oh my flaming god benjamin wherever have you gone? i haven't seen you in like 8 million years and i'm definently heartbroken becuz of it:( We must start up the wicked coolness once again since you're my #1 guy and i'm your #1 girl! We had soooo many fun times within our narsty french classes and horrid science classes despite how boring those classes truly were. We most definently need to start hanging out again, it was quite fun smoking weed and drinking every week and watching salad fingers during our all-nighter! lol we're so cool:) haha miss you benny boo boo<3

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~*OTHER SHOUTOUTS*~

MONIQUE!!  BRAD!!  COLIN!! KAITLIN!!  JOHN!!  ROB!!  QUINCY!!  JESSICA!!  VALERI!!  EMMA!!  VANESSA!!  NIKKI!!  BECKY. I!!  BECKY. M!!  SARAH!!  KERRI!!!  MIKE!!  MELISSA!!  AMANDA!!  JEREMY!!  CAGLA!!  ELLESSE!!  SHAWNA!!  ANDREA!!  KRISTIN!!  CARINA!!  KRYSTAL!!  COURTNEY!!  JACQUIE!! NICK!! SEAN!! JEN!! TIFF!! CAL!! KY!! AARON!! PJ!! SCOTT!!

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I am heaven sent. Don't you dare forget. I am all you've ever wanted
 
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Every line is about who I don't wanna write about anymore. I hope
you come down with something they can't diagnose, don't have the cure for. Holding on to your grudge. Oh, it's so hard to
have someone to love
 
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Oh, my tongue's the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart. And it's all from watching TV. And from speeding
up my breathing . Wouldn't stop if I could
 
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You never do what I tell you to. You never do what I say. We've been hurting a long time. Trying hard for this. We all have sizeable scars. We got it. You'd break it all apart. We got it. We can make it work like this...
 
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I'm sinking like a stone in the sea. I'm burning like a bridge for your body.
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Collect calls to home to tell them that I realize that everyone who lives will someday die and die alone
 
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Feel like every chance to leave is another chance I should have took. Every minute is a mile. I've never felt so hallow. I'm an old abandoned church with broken pews and empty aisles
 
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Watch me as I cut myself wide open on this stage. Yes, I am paid to spill my guts
 
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And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again.
And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am.

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A heart that's harder than stone.
And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone

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And if it makes you less sad, I'll take your pictures all down.
Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out.
It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds.

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You are the smell before rain.
You are the blood in my veins.
Call me a safe bet.
I'm betting I'm not.
I'm glad that you can forgive.
I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget.

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God, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight

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Nothing’s true and nothing’s right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can’t change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

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Lie to me
I promise I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave

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I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
It’s try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my man

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