From: David Cho <bobish23@hotmail.com>
Date: Thursday, December 14, 2000 9:04 PM
Subject: goku, gohanwhat is the difference between ssj goku and ssj2 goku. What do they look like. In the cell saga doesn't ssj gahan look the same as ssj2 gohan, what is the diffrence.
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Friday, December 15, 2000 2:46 PM
Subject: Re: goku, gohan The difference between SSJ and SSJ2 Gokou is that his hair is a little longer and spikier, his face features are a little more pronounced, and his musceles are a little larger. Umm... SSJ and SSJ2 Gohan look almost completely different in the Cell Saga. He has the same "extra features" as any other SSJ2 except his hair stands up more vertically, while in SSJ1 his hair only rises up slightly. |
No difference between SSJ1 and 2 Gohan!?
From: HARDYHARD <hardy@poczta.fm>
Date: Tuesday, December 19, 2000 6:53 AM
Subject: hi ssjHI
i`m from Poland and i have been searched in web and i found this pic!This is ssj5goku!this is 5 level os ssj!
do u know about the new series DRAGON BALL AF??
C`ya
HARDYHARD |
ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
| From: RoedelRegina@aol.comSubject: yo Könnt ihrmir ein Paar DGBZ Bilder schicken. |
What the f*ck!? It's an English website, why am I getting emails in German?! Well, outta curiosity, I went to one of those handy translators and here's what it translated to: Can send a pair DGBZ of pictures to it me. You know, I was kinda hoping that my frist German email would be about how cool SSJRPG was. Nope, instead the AOL trend continues...
Update: Someone has been kind enough to translate the email, turns out this is what they meant:By the way, that one e-mail in your mailbag that was in German...the guy was asking if he could use a few of the DBZ pictures from your art gallery.Oh well, either way, my comment remain the same.
From: Michael Bell <BMWaaron@Hotmail.com>
Date: Friday, December 29, 2000 2:39 AM
Subject: I read ur e-mail on the power levelsI heard what happened about ur e-mail ,but boy did i have the time of my life when i read ur comback at that mother fuckin faggot son of a bitch.I dont care bout the power levels either and just fuck it.All that matters is who is more powerful than whoever.And about the AOL thing i think ur right about how it sucks big dick.Anyway i think ur site is the only site that i actually get the damn information about the sagas. well, if u wanna reply to me then e-mail me at BMWaaron@Hotmail.com well i think that unclefucker is one DUMBASS and a COMPLAININ' WINING BITCH who makes everything a MOTHER FUCKIN BIG ASS DEAL BOUT IT.k now do u fell better?
Note: If you've been visiting my sites throughout the years, you'll remember the whole "power level fiasco." From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Friday, December 29, 2000 10:58 AM
Subject: Re: I read ur e-mail on the power levels LOL, thanks! By the way, I closed that site down over a year ago. My new site does in fact have a Power Levels page. Luckily no one has emailed me about them being inaccurrate...yet. So if you wanna check it out, the link is at the bottom of this email. Note x2: The link was in ym signature, which I opted to not include in these mail bag replies. |
I keep getting emails from people visiting that page from my closed down site. If I remembered my tripod login and pasword I might add a link to SSJRPG on it...
From: Robert London <rlondon@vnet.net>
Date: Saturday, December 30, 2000 5:58 PM
Subject: SSJRPGCAN YOU MAKE ME A LAYOUT???
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Saturday, December 30, 2000 7:38 PM
Subject: Re: SSJRPG You, sir, are a moron.
From: Robert London <rlondon@vnet.net>
Date: Saturday, December 30, 2000 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: SSJRPG YEP ~_~ |
Umm...ok then. I was right.
From: Martin Ramirez <jimmymzt@bc.cablemas.com>
Date: Tuesday, January 2, 2001 11:41 PM
Subject: DB Fan ArtLook, if this is fan art we can't put pictures that are maked by proffesionals of the web, that gokoussj5 of dragon ball af i know where it is,in YAHOO search write:dragon ball af,then click in the site:[Excluded] and there is gokussj5............
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Wednesday, January 3, 2001 2:48 PM
Subject: Re: DB Fan Art That SSJ5 Gokou picture from DBAF was submitted months before that whole DBAF mess started. What are you talking about? |
Stoopid people...too confusing..."Maked" eh?
From: LAZYGOMEZ@aol.com
Date: Thursday, January 11, 2001 12:00 AM
Subject: SSJRPGhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
What is wrong with you Aol'ers?!
From: Blackwillow32@aol.com
Date: Friday, January 12, 2001 12:31 AM
Subject: SSJRPGfu bastip |
Okaaayyy...
From: Brok2kool@aol.com
Date: Monday, January 15, 2001 3:05 PMI am not sure if this is the right person to ask, but I'm looking for really cool dbz/gt wallpaper , perferably goku ss4 . if u could could u please send me some sites of where i could find some of that wallpaper. thanks |
I'm not that damn Lycos dog! Do it yourself!
From: Juan Vides <Gvides@optonline.net>
Date: Monday, January 15, 2001 4:05 PM
Subject: dbzthank you |
You're welcome. What's going on, what did I miss here?
From: Keith's Mail <zhen4004@nac.net>
Date: Saturday, January 20, 2001 11:50 AM
[No Subject]Youre website sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Saturday, January 20, 2001 11:50 AM Hmm... Well according to your ISP's Terms of Service I can have your account deleted. I really hope you don't bother me again. http://www.nac.net/aup.asp And Scroll down to #9.
From: zhen4004@pop3.nac.net
Date: Sunday, January 21, 2001 1:47 PM I am sorry about what my little brother wrote to you. He doesn't know how to to not complain. I don't know why he wrote that stuf. Again, I apologise.
Later,
zhen4004 |
Sigh... I can never tell if these people are lying or not... not that I really care...
From: ELVIA RODRIGUEZ <KJMMRM@QWEST.NET>
Date: Saturday, January 20, 2001 4:44 PM
Subject: um,cracker. like,totally peanut butterIT'S BARDOCK, NOT TAURUS |
It it weren't for the obnoxious font size and styles I might have replied. If you haven't guessed, thsi email is in regards to one of the images on the site, ther'es a picture of Gokou charging with Taurus in the background. It is Taurus because Taurus is the only "Gokou-clone" with a cape. Also, Gokou has the Kamesennin emblem on the front, which is only seen during the very beginning of DBZ. By the time the Bardock Special comes around, Gokou has his new gi, complete without emblems.
From: Tommie Crafton <tscrafton@earthlink.net>
Date: Monday, January 29, 2001 2:00 PM
Subject: Great Site Hey! Thought I'd just say thanks for a great site. You've got a lot of cool stuff and good info. This site answered a lot of questions I had about DBZ and i finally got to see some pics of ssj4 Gokuo and Jenenba (I hope that's how you spell it I know how you hate bad grammar). I checked this site out while downloading Samurai Shodown 2 3 and 4 and I still haven't seen it all! (I know roms are bad but i can't afford a $500 neo geo if i could even find one. The mail bag was hilarious and I think your power level are just fine they work for me and they make enough sense to be at least mostly right (the guys who end up beating the bad guy always have the highest) anyway keep up the good work.
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Monday, January 29, 2001 3:30 PM
Subject: Re: Great Site Thank you. Incorrect spellings don't bother me much, only if they try to tell me that the spellings I use are wrong. I personally don't see the need for power levels, all you need to know that so and so is stronger than so and so, that's it, done. Why do people demand to have power levels that can only be guessed? |
I love it when people with sense email me. This is the kind of material that wants me to drop whatever I'm doing and update.
From: Chris Marcos <brolli_2021@hotmail.com>
Date: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 9:32 PM
Subject: important questionHi i am an owner of a rpg site for dbz. I would like to know if you would make a link from you site to my site because i need to get people to my site. Email me asasp Thanks, Gogeta
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 3:37 PM
Subject: Re: important question Well, if you included a link to your site I'd love to see it and then decide. |
Need I say more?
From: DAmmodeus@aol.com
Date: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 6:01 PM
Subject: SSJRPGwere are the pics |
Apparently, all links ending with "Images" mean nothing to him/her.
From: Chris Swerski <vipervalentine@go.com>
Date: Sunday, December 10, 2000 12:20 AM
Subject: help. eventhough you despise giving it look. I dont like you anymore then you like me. If you dont do anything to me I wont do anything back. Trust me. you dont want to see what I am capable of. I have a question. Lets keep this e mail strictly guy to guy, friend to friend, god to god, SSJ to SSJ, non earthling to non earthling, dubbies suck to dubbies suck, macs are better then windows to macs are better then windows. I know you SSJ GokouX. I know how your mind works. I know that when I write a simple "help me please" e mail you are going to toss me on your mailbag page and mock me like you did to those losers. I bet now that you have read this far you are probably thinking of putting on there anyway phrasing me as a fucking lunatic! Well go ahead. I give you full permission on putting me on there. Why? Because I am a fucking lunatic. I admit it. This is not sarcasism kakarotto, I truly give you full permission to placing this on your mailbag page. I am the Vejita to your Kakarotto.
your name is SS3 GokouX, mine is SS3 VejitaX.
small world isnt it?
In the series Vejita despises Kakarottos strength. That's not what my presence here is. I admire your site and the way you reply to idiotic e mails and the way you hate stupid people.(so do I, we are alike) You are anti Kakarotto like I am and I like that. Your name contains Gokou, but his reputation doesnt persue you. And thats what I like. I am looking forward into working with you in the future and I ask you saiyijin to saiyijin not to ridicule me because of this e mail or my question. If you can accept this then you are truly worthy of being a super saiyijin. My question is:
Do you have a guestbook on your site? I was thinkink in my head that a site as nicely built as this there had to be a guestbook, but I couldn't find it.-----now 1 scenerio is that you do have a guestbook and I missed. In which you think I am stupid in not seeing it.--------or scenerio 2 is that you dont have one. If there is one can you tell me where it is?
And if you dont have one and would like information on getting one contact me. SS3 VejitaX (aka vipervalentine) at
vipervalentine@go.com PS I thank you for your support kakarotto.
[Note: The sender of the above is a friend of mine who's prank backfired] From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Sunday, December 10, 2000 12:28 AM
Subject: Re: help. eventhough you despise giving it
Ok, Chris, putting aside the fact that your name is shown to all you email, that was damn funny. Even if your name wasn't there, the whole guestbook thing was a pretty dead giveaway. And then the Mac-Windows thing was obviously information that Eric gave you. And it's Saiyajin, not Saiyijin. Good, now I can forward all my funny emails to you. Just don't email Eric, he'll spam you with hentai. V YOU V
> From: Chris Swerski <vipervalentine@go.com>
> Date: Sat, 09 Dec 2000 21:20:03 -0800 (PST)
> To: SS3_GokouX@SSJRPG.net
> Subject: help. eventhough you despise giving it
From: Chris Swerski <vipervalentine@go.com>
Date: Sunday, December 10, 2000 7:15 PM
Subject: Re: Re: help. eventhough you despise giving it DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Haha, that was laugh. He was still pissed the next day at school. For those of you who are wondering about the guestbook, it's because of people like him who like to spam it that we took it off. And N64Gurl, if you are reading this, for the last time, do NOT use the guestbook for discussion topics, that's why we have a forum.
From: Muska1829@aol.com
Date: Sunday, December 10, 2000 2:46 PM
Subject: poopoo |
Man, idiots from aol multiply at an astonishing rate!
UltraVEGETA2000: :-) hey
SS3 GokuX: hi
[Long pause]
SS3 GokuX: whats up?
Ultra VEGETA2000: that is rather mean they way you answer the questions of those who interview you. it sounds like you're rather an ADDICT than a Saiyan. you should call yourself ADDICT X. Gokou is good and it might ruin his image :-p[My warning rate sudenly goes up to 30% and he/she was the only person I was talking to and he suddenly goes offline. Hmm...] I have no idea what he was talking about. I've never been interviewed, nothing that would be on the web at least. If he means the "interview" on the About SS3 GokouX page, it wasn't an interview; I took some quetions that my friends had on their "interview" pages on their site and changed them around and asked them to myself. And not once do I ever call myself "Gokou," there is an X. And it's just a goddamn handle, deal with it you morons.
Less than five minutes later, I received an IM from this person. I think the following session was from the same person above, hence the reason why it's in the same table. BridgetteColeman: my name is Bridge. Wanna chat about your cute site?
SS3 GokuX: do I sense sarcasm, or am i being paranoid again because morons like to im me outta the blue and then warn me
BridgetteColeman: ?
SS3 GokuX: nevermind
BridgetteColeman: sorry i gotta go. i guess i disturbed u
SS3 GokuX: umm ok, later
BridgetteColeman: :-) [My warning rate is now 55%, and they are offline. Fun fun...]
Another 5 minutes later... PanChanSwEeTie: PLEASE
PanChanSwEeTie: PLEASE
PanChanSwEeTie: PLEASe
PanChanSwEeTie: JUDGE MY CLARINET PLAYING
PanChanSwEeTie: PLEASE |
I hate stupid people.
Kyle Kenney <allanshazar@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, November 20, 2000 7:59 PM
Subject: SSJRPG Dear GokouX My name is Kyle Kenney and i would like to use your pics for my site the pics i'm useing are all the solo's execpt two that wouldn't load and all the pics from the group section I just started my site today and i would like to use them I did what you had wanted and emailed you for thye use of you pics those are the only files i'm using i will give you the site if you would like to go there sometime you can also use anything from my site thast you might not have for your collection i will put up anything that you would like me to use also. I will gladly help you with anything that you might need or with any complacations anything along the same line i will put on the site were i got the pics and where to get the origonals to if you would like me to.
thank you
for your support
Kyle Kennney P.S.- my email is allanshazar@yahoo.com or flipdog80@hotmail.com use eather one i don't mind please mail me back as some as possible thank you again.
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Thursday, November 23, 2000 11:40 AM
Subject: Re: SSJRPG No. You are not using that many images. Read the FAQ, it says a few, a few equals 3. 3 does NOT equal 300. |
I was not happy to see this. It took me about 5 minutes to calm to write a reasonable response.
From: Donna R Gillard <KIZZIE@prodigy.net>
Date: Thursday, November 24, 2000 12:21 PM
Subject: SSJRPGyo my nigga you need too get some dbz games my nigga |
I love it how people don't notice the bold wording on the main page.
From: Gohan Son <supergohan777@hotmail.com>
Date: Saturday, November 25, 2000 4:11 AM
Subject: RPGThe reason I am e-mailing you is because I would like to join your rpg. Preferably as Gohan but if not I'll pick another character. I could not find a place to join on your site, intentially? Regardless of the answer please e-mail me back at supergohan777@hotmail.com Thank You!!!
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Saturday, November 25, 2000 12:35 PM
:Subject: Re: RPG Read the main page very carefully. Especially the part in bold. |
I used to believe that it was a weird coincidence that people would ask questions that both had the same answer. I'm not so sure anymore. Would it help if I made the part that says that we don't offer an online RPG or rom's at like size 50? I'm seriously considering it because people constantly ask about the goddamn non-existant RPG.
From: Craig Schrink <kcshrink@hsonline.net>
Date: Sunday, October 29, 2000 10:03 AM
Subject: QuestionWhat is the seires after Dragon Ball< Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT????
If you know this your a true fan!!
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Thursday, October 26, 2000 6:30 PM
Subject: Re: Question There is no series after DBGT. And don't even try to give me that "DBAF" crap...
From: Craig Schrink <kcshrink@hsonline.net>
Date: Sunday, October 29, 2000 10:03 AM
Subject: Re: Question Heres a pic you disbeliver!!!!!
The creater may have died, but the animators
didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Stupid "SSJ5 Gokou" drawing from DBAF attached.]
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Monday, October 30, 2000 2:42 PM
Subject: Re: Question Uhhh...Toriyama is dead? Okaaay... Not to mention that the creator (Toriyama) IS THE ANIMATOR. Quit trying to be cool or smart, you're just stupid, simple as that. More shit for the mail bag page...
From: <kcshrink@hsonline.net>
Date: Friday, November 10, 2000 10:20 PM
Subject: Re: Question There has to be more than one animator. One guy can't make all those
episodes so quickly!!!!!!!!!!! Who the heck made you the master ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you get
over your self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want a picture big
shot??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ["SSJ5 Gokou" Image Attached again!]
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Friday, November 10, 2000 10:49 PM
Subject: Re: Question Stop emailing me. You're not doing anything than annoying me. If you actually knew _anything_ you never would have emailed about "Dragon Ball AF" in the first place. So quit wasting your time. Unless of course you want to be reported to your ISP for harrassment, then by all means, continue the emails. |
Oh no, I'm a "disbeliever." Yes, I disbelieve in lies if that's what he meant. Sadly, he does have a point about there being several animators. I don't know for sure, I can't read Japanese (not to mention bad quality tapes where all the lettering is slanted...). If anything, the other animators (if any) only doing coloring. For those of you have access to the mangas, you may notice that 99% of the frames can also be seen in the episodes. FYI, the mangas came out monthly, while the episodes came out weekly, so 4 episodes roughly equals one manga. I think someone must have placed some sort of drug into his food shortly before he emailed me his last email. It's the only possible explanation I can think of. Not to mention that he can't even copy and paste correctly, notice that vertical line of spaces?
From: Roy Web <deva118@webtv.net>
Date: Sunday, November 5, 2000 1:40 AM
Subject: SSJRPG send me mpeg movieclips please,.
DIVA118@WEBTV.NET
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Sunday, November 5, 2000 3:02 PM
Subject: Re: SSJRPG No, you are a dumbass. Never request anything from me again.
From: Roy Web <deva118@webtv.net>
Date: Sunday, November 5, 2000 5:06 PM
Subject: SSJRPG yO MOMMA THAT NASTY BUTTY HOE |
I don't know why I came off to be such an ass when I replied. Probably because he seemed like another dub loser dubbie, which was proven in his reply.
From: Dpjr1000@aol.com
Date: Sunday, November 5, 2000 3:21 PM
Subject: SSJRPGya ma |
Uhh... Ok... More proof that AOL users are total idiots.
From: DeAThneOHeLl@aol.com
Date: Tuesday, October 24, 2000 6:01 PM
Subject: SSJRPG Hello, i was just wondering if you would allow me to copy quite a few of your DBZ images for a web site that im working on. I doubt that ill be able to put them on the web considering the fact that i dont know how to yet but i will soon, and i have the site made with dreamweaver but i need your permission and i would be glad to have a link that goes directly to yours but hey i thought that i might ask before i did anything. so please email me whenever b/c it would really help out alot thanks! =) |
By the time I got to the end of the email, I had no faith in his web site's success. Was I wrong not to reply to him/her?
From: Fernie <link123@home.com>
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 9:38 PM
Subject: HeyGohan is not the strongest. I was reading ur character profile <http://ssj_rpg.tripod.com/gohan.html> . Vegeta is the best and ur talking like Gohan was the coollest in DBZ and GT is great because the 2 best saiyans got ssj4 and Gohan didnt even do sash. cyan later.
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 9:48 PM
Subject: Re: Hey Well, first of all, you shouldn't be looking at an old outdated site. We moved from that server about 8 months ago. The new site is located at: http://www.ssjrpg.net/ Anyway, no one is the "best" it's all opinion based. I'm a big Gohan fan, I can't help it if I tell the truth about how the writers of DBGT screwed over Gohan in that series. I'm not a big fan of DBGT. The Bebi Saga is good, but then it goes to the Super Juunanangou Saga and it just gets worse and worse. And what does coolness have to do with strength? Il Shenron was insanely powerful, but he was not cool at all... not at all... |
Okay, he came from our site that is collecting dust on tripod. It would be understandable if the homepage (http://ssj_rpg.tripod.com/) and the main page (/index2.html) did NOT have a HTML tag and a message about the server move. I think the Main page of a site is pretty important, why do people not want to go to it? "Cyan later" everybody.
Err... Okay... Kids, don't do this at home.
G0HAN07: hello
G0HAN07: u own that site rite?
SS3 GokuX: brb (Be Right Back) <-- An away message
G0HAN07: k
G0HAN07: u bak yet?
SS3 GokuX: I'll be back later <-- Another away message, I was eatting dinner
G0HAN07: k
G0HAN07: well when you back can u tell me how to convert a movie clip with quick time
G0HAN07: or just e-mail me at [excluded] and tell me
[Later...]
G0HAN07: sup
G0HAN07: sorry for talking so mutch
SS3 GokuX: hey
SS3 GokuX: yeah i just got back
G0HAN07: umm jow do you make a clip smaller with quick time
SS3 GokuX: to convert move clips with quicktime, you need quicktime pro
G0HAN07: oh
G0HAN07: did you pay for that?
SS3 GokuX: yeah, $30
G0HAN07: man shit i have no money with me
G0HAN07: do you have a ftp server?
SS3 GokuX: for the site? yes. for my own personal use, no
G0HAN07: and i can help you with your site maiby
::Huh?::
G0HAN07: can you put quick tme pro in yours site and let me get it from u because i am planning to make a very good web site and my music vids are to big
G0HAN07: way to big
G0HAN07: like 180 mb
SS3 GokuX: i'm not giving you a free program, besides I doubt you have a mac
G0HAN07: i have windows
::Duh...::
SS3 GokuX: exactly
G0HAN07: man i got to get a crack or something then
G0HAN07: shit
G0HAN07: oh
G0HAN07: well i better start searching
SS3 GokuX: alrighty...
G0HAN07: are you busy
SS3 GokuX: not exactly
SS3 GokuX: you are not about to ask me to help you find the crack...
G0HAN07: no
SS3 GokuX: good
G0HAN07: i can maby find a credit card number
::I Don't care! Leave me out fo your illegal doings!::
G0HAN07: can you please help me with a layour
G0HAN07: layout
SS3 GokuX: I don't do stuff like that anymore
G0HAN07: oh
G0HAN07: i suck at it |
Sigh...
| Background Information: This poor soul thought he could make fun of me in an email. Sadly, he was an AOL user so I could easily use AIM. So I switched to one of my other screen names (excluded to keep my screts safe) to find out about this... person. This only brings me closer to the conclusion that a large portion of AOL users are blatant idiots. Although there are some meaningful and thoughtful AOL users, I seem to attract the stupid ones. SS3 GokouX: hi!
ZeeJay10: su
SS3 GokouX: what?
ZeeJay10: i mean sup
SS3 GokouX: oh, not much
SS3 GokouX: you?
ZeeJay10: just hangin
SS3 GokouX: I'm just checking my email...
SS3 GokouX: some stupid kids think they're big shots because they can email people anything, what losers
ZeeJay10: me to
SS3 GokouX: apparently you didnt get the irony in that...
[pause]
SS3 GokouX: obviously...
ZeeJay10: say what
SS3 GokouX: 'what'
SS3 GokouX: Is there anyhting else you want me to say?
ZeeJay10: hi
SS3 GokouX: I love u
SS3 GokouX: Wrong font size
SS3 GokouX: and wrong font, to boot
ZeeJay10: sorry i got a GF
SS3 GokouX: so how's life been treatin' ya? see any good dragon ball/rpg sites lately?
ZeeJay10: ye wa yu na
SS3 GokouX: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!??!
ZeeJay10: yeah im jewish to
::I was in a court trial once, the judge was yelling at some guy for not using correct English (he kept saying "yeah"). That brought a lot of snickers from the other people in the room. Anyway...::
SS3 GokouX: "yeah?" "YEAH?!"
SS3 GokouX: ENGLISH!
ZeeJay10: my name is Shuba and my friend who is with me is Booshka
ZeeJay10: we live in Ukaslavia
SS3 GokouX: Yet you are on AMERICA online, how convinient
ZeeJay10: stupid its all over the world
ZeeJay10: plus have you heard of LAB TOPS WOW THATS SOMETHING NEW HUH!!!!
SS3 GokouX: lab tops? You mean like a table-top or a counter in a lab?
SS3 GokouX: I've heard of laptops... which are portable computers...
ZeeJay10: nahhhhhh reallly wow
SS3 GokouX: yeah, amazing isn't it? You never know what they're gonna think of next.
SS3 GokouX: "you suck."
SS3 GokouX: "gay ass bitch mother fucker little hoe"
SS3 GokouX: do those words sound familar?
ZeeJay10: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ZeeJay10: mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SS3 GokouX: Now the brain is working
ZeeJay10: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOODDDDDDDDD
SS3 GokouX: Yes?
ZeeJay10: HaHa
SS3 GokouX: What?
ZeeJay10: stupid bitch
SS3 GokouX: You asked for God, here He is.
SS3 GokouX: No, I'm not an animal.
SS3 GokouX: I'm beyond that.
ZeeJay10: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
SS3 GokouX: Is there any reason of why you had to go and write a stupid and meaningless email like that?
ZeeJay10: aa
ZeeJay10: aaaaa
ZeeJay10: aaaaa
ZeeJay10: aaaaaa
SS3 GokouX: yes, that's 'A,' now can you say 'B' ?
SS3 GokouX: And after that is 'C'
ZeeJay10: than defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
::I was hoping to see if he messed up the alphabet, but god must have been mad that I impersonated a false entity.::
SS3 GokouX: Wow, it does have the ability to learn
SS3 GokouX: congratulations, you have now earned the title of "Quarter-Wit"
SS3 GokouX: But you sitll have far to go until you are a "Half-wit"
ZeeJay10: ok cool
ZeeJay10: what next
SS3 GokouX: I take that back
SS3 GokouX: thats was an insult to all the quarter-wits in this world to call you one of them
ZeeJay10: oh yeah true
SS3 GokouX: How does the idea of me very violently killing you sound?
SS3 GokouX: I think it would be a great idea cuz i'm kinda hyper tonight
(Note: I was in a really bad mood that night, his email did not help me one bit.)
ZeeJay10: that would be great
SS3 GokouX: and i gotta use up those glucose molecules otherwise they'll turn into fat cells
::Suddenly, a little spark from one of my biology classes came to my mind...::
ZeeJay10: yep
SS3 GokouX: So you're agreeing with me, good for you. The think-they're-smart-but-really-not always give up first
ZeeJay10: wat
SS3 GokouX: 'wat?'
ZeeJay10: huh
SS3 GokouX: Once again, I ask you to speak in an understandable language, such as English
SS3 GokouX: Or is the concept of that still too much of a shock for you?
ZeeJay10: ye shud yeter shumy komay a maya
SS3 GokouX: hai
ZeeJay10: hoi
SS3 GokouX: zankoku na tenshi no teeze madobe kara yagate tobi tatsu hotobashiru atsui pathos de omoide wo uragiru nara kono sora wo daite kagayaku shounen yo shinwa ni nare
(Note: I like having lyrics to anime theme songs. That was the theme song for Evangelion: The Cruel Angel Thesis)
SS3 GokouX: So are you going to shut up now?
ZeeJay10: yu shun may ti gor wert yun goter jon tu ser jy zer
ZeeJay10: 69
SS3 GokouX: Because I have better things to do than make fun of people who don't understand what I'm saying becuase they're too stupid | He didn't seem to have the mental compacity to understand sarcasm. I hate it when people don't understand sarcasm!! It pisses me off so much!!
| Super Annoying Girl! Ex-Girlfriends Never Rest!! The Evil Ex: Don't you ever sleep?
SS3 GokuX: its only 12:30
The Evil Ex: It's 6:00 in Japan.
SS3 GokuX: i'm not in japan
The Evil Ex: Ah, but don't you wish you were?
SS3 GokuX: not really...
The Evil Ex: how about over here? *wink*
[Stunned silence]
The Evil Ex: Why are you not responding?!?!!?
The Evil Ex: Answer me, dammit!
The Evil Ex: *assumes ChiChi pose, holding frying pan*
[Long pause]
*BLOCK* |
Of course I was too much in shock to remember all her screen names. Not to mention I completely forgot she was on ICQ during the whole time I was blocking the screen names that I did remember...
From: Snair99@aol.com
Date: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 1:32 PM
Subject: hey homo team with me and we will destroy the world!hey homo team with me and we will destroy the world! |
Wow, people are stupid. After talking to him on AIM, it seems he emailed this same email to many people who signed the Viz petition, the one to stop Viz form censoring the mangas. People really need to find better things to do with their lives.
From: Thekman2003@aol.com
Date: Wednesday, July 5, 2000 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: ??YOR FREAKIN POWER LEVELS THEY WERE WRONG
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Wednesday, July 5, 2000 6:09 PM
Subject: Re: ?? So sorry! Excuse me for not being omniscient. And what proof do you have any way? All you have is an email where a loser tries to convince me how much of a fucking idoit he really is. Don't give me a fucking attitude, I don't have to put up with people's shit. If you don't have something worthwhile to say, don't waste my time.
From: Thekman2003@aol.com
Date: Thursday, July 6, 2000 4:50 PM
Subject: Re: ?? if you dont wanna waste time with me y do u reply to my e-mails |
Done and done. From the looks of it, I thought this would start another big stupid email argument. Thank god he had more brains then the rest of them and decided to end it. I really hate it when people use bad punctuation, or in this case, none at all. I could've been a real dick and replied asking what he was talking about because he wasn't asking me a question.
From: Supermatt357@aol.com
Date: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 2:25 PM
Subject: SSJRPGcan you put this news on your site?:
Gohan's DBZ/GT RPG is finally up. It is brand new so almost all the characters are available. the URL is
[Excluded] Hope to see you there.
-Matt (supermatt357@aol.com) Thanks |
Is SSJRPG some sort of place where you can go to get free hits? Where do people get the idea to email me asking me to post about their site? Posting about my affiliates' site is different, at least I know them and it's common courtesy. If I took the time to post about every new DBZ web site, I would have no life. No time to eat, sleep, use bathroom, school, MAKE REAL UPDATES, etc. Think before you do, people!
From: JONJON5000@aol.com
Date: Tuesday, May 16, 2000 5:45 PM
Subject: u areu r a ass
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Wednesday, May 17, 2000 7:04 PM
Subject: Re: u are Uh-oh, watch out, we got a big man here. Dumbass.
From: JONJON5000@aol.com
Date: Thursday, May 18, 2000 6:16 PM
Subject: your site sucks your site sucks
From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Thursday, May 18, 2000 6:36 PM
Subject: Re: your site sucks Name one good reason why I should care about your opinion. |
I was kinda hoping that he would reply again, but alas, he didn't. Oh well, one less email to post on this page.
From: Several_People@several_isps.com
Date: Many times
Subject: buk bukAnything along the lines of: Why don't you write about SSJ5 to "are you going to make a s.s.jin x 5" |
I usually respond to these questions, but when the grammar and spelling is really bad, I don't think I can dumb down my emails to their level of comprehension. I'm not the only webmaster to receive an email like this, we all do, it's nothing new to us that people have heard wrong information from "loser sources" *cough*dubbies*cough*, I hope the others at least tell people that there's no such thing in a nice tone.
From: Jeff Orr <come_on_n@hotmail.com>
Date: Friday, March 24, 2000 6:52 PM
Subject: your are on stupid fucknutHey fucknut, Maybe you should be saying some of that stupid shit to yourself(the shit in that dumb e-mail that you decided to put on your webpage and make a fool of yourself). For one, not all of his powerlevels were right either, but I must say that your were pretty shitty. He may be more of a DBZ nut than you, but he was not the one that claimed to be a DBZ buff and then post stupid and wrong powerlevels on a webpage(like you). That shit you did to him was stupid too, I can tell you that your page was so shitty that hardly anyone will or did send him hate mail, for one......YOURS SUCKED ASS AND NO ONE CARED......and two......THERE ARE MORE DBZ POWERLEVEL PAGES THAN YOURS(and better). If you ever want to post a powerlever page again, I suggest that you take a look at the planet namek site. Since I know you a fucking idoit here is that address www.planetnamek.com <http://www.planetnamek.com> . Maybe this will knock some sense into you.
Unforetunately, I don't have my reply :( . But I will write something here anyway. Oh yeah, this guy somehow ended up on my old site, where... some problems arose... From: SS3 GokouX
Date: Now
Subject: I wish I had my original reply :( I don't think I made a fool outta myself. We ALL know his weren't right, and second, how can you know what I had on my page? The page was taken down, where are you finding my old out-dated information from? I am not a DBZ buff, quit accusing me of falsities. The shit I did to him...? I replied to his email and made fun of him... I thought it was funny, so did the other 20 odd people who emailed me about how badly they laughed thier asses off. If my page was so shitty, then why did people email me saying they were going to spam him? And yes, I do realize that there are thousands of DB web sites, it's sorta becoming common knowledge now... And I know for a fact that there are better sites out there, that's kinda why I said that Planet Namek is the ultimate DB resource on my links page... And no I am not gonna steal information from people, if people give me the correct information (Like a certain someone did by emailing me the power levels that were in the daizenshuus) then I will accept them. And I find it quite funny that you call me a fucking idiot, while you are the one using bad grammar.
From: Jeff Orr <come_on_n@hotmail.com>
Date: Friday, March 31, 2000 6:47 PM
Subject: apology Hey dude, I agree that I was a little, perhaps alot, to harsh in my e-mail. I do want you to know that I didn't violate the agreement with hotmail. I didn't abuse(perposely say or do things to hurt people's feelings, character, or reputation), harass(repeated abuse), stalk, or threaten you. All I did was state my opinion and say that I didn't agree with how you reacted to that guys e-mail. I must say I am truely sorry for sending that e-mail, and in turn wasting your time because you read it and replied. I do know why I did that. There are 2 reasons. One: I was in a really bad mood that day, and two: I get a little angry when people try to channel there anger in the wrong direction, which I felt you did. The truth is that I have the same problem with my anger and I often channel it wrong. I wrote this to apologize for that shit I said. I didn't agree that you took the powerlevels off your site because it is true that everyone has there own opinion and I am sure that lots of people liked your site. One last time.........Sorry the guy you love to hate
Jeff |
I am extremely curious as to what the hell I wrote to make him break down and apoligize to me...
From: Harry Whitaker <KWhiteSurf@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Wednesday, March 29, 2000 2:23 AM
No Subjectgokou really sucks
ass and vegita kicks ass |
Alrighty, then! Next!!
From: jaymes dalton <jaymesd@webtv.net>
Date: Wednesday, March 8, 2000 9:51 PM
Subject: Re: pic.do ssj4 guys turn in to cats? sincerly,
Jaymes Dalton |
Dammit! I remember replying to this one, but I swicthed over to Outlook Express from Netscape Mail (I have waaay too many email accounts and Netscape only supports 1) a while ago, and lost all my sent messages :( . Dammit...
From: PrtchttLs@aol.com
Date: Monday, September 18, 2000 5:41 PM
Subject: wuz up bitch. i just want to say aol aint shitty dumb ass hillbilly.[No body message] |
Aol and "not shitty" can't be in the same sentence. I think we'll just ignore this poor ignorant imbecile. I'd like it more if people would type a fake subject and then go all out flaming in the body, it would make these idiots seem smarter.
From: Trey Jackson <trey1227@hotmail.com>
Date: Monday, September 18, 2000 5:49 PM
Subject: fagotyouHello gokou you piece of shit why do you suck you cant even beat my dick Ibet you if you come in columbia S.C I'll whip your fagot ass my dam self because you gay I'll slap my dick so hard at your forhead it will knock you punkass down andI'll blow you ass up with a kao kin right across you ass but that's all the time I have e-mail your fagot ass later
Sincerly,TREY
J AKA SMOKE DOGG |
o_o (Arrghhh you forced me to use those damn smilies, damn you.) Whoa! I better watch out! I hope I don't have to go down to South Carolina anytime soon, I fear for the sake of my forehead. Oh, lookee here, a Hotmail user who's violating the Terms of Service, now I gotta go outta my way and write an email to abuse@hotmail.com... The thing that strike me as odd is that this email, and the one right above it were sent 8 minutes apart from each other. It's possble that the agitated AOL user from above is trying to by sneaky and email me from another address. However, the only thing proving me wrong is that these emails were sent to 2 of my discontinued email addresses... Oh, well...
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