And I really dislike monkeys.

I saw this video of this monkey pissing in his own mouth, once.
I mean, damn. That's one hell of stupid monkey.
Like I said, I dislike them, think they're tools, and they pee in their own mouths. Gross.
 
 
 
 

They almost look like little people, don't they?
 
 
 
 

They can even show what resembles human emotion. Like, "Eew, dude, you just pissed in your own mouth. I hate you dad!"
 
 
 
 
 

I found this picture on a site dedicated to funny pictures of animals. I saw this, though, and it made me immediately sad. I think this might be a dead baby monkey.
If he's not dead, he's very very sick. I mean, look at him!
Ain't nothing funny about a dead baby monkey.
 
 
 
 

See? Monkeys are obviously idiots. They don't even have cars in their monkey-culture!
 
 
 
 

This is by far the sluttiest monkey I've ever seen!
 
 
 
 

This monkey realizes that he's part of a useless species and is therefore inflicting as much pain on himself as he can.
 
 
 

Now this little guy isn't so bad! He's just kicked back, smoking some reefer. Rock on, liberal monkey.

GO MONKEY
 
 
 
 

The point is, I really don't like most monkeys. I think they're assholes. I mean, they act like stupid people. Like, they throw poop and piss in their own mouths, and when a Sit-com gets bad over the years or a movie starts out bad, they bring in a monkey trying to make people like them again.
Don't be fooled by the monkeys. It's just a clever ploy to get you to keep watching!
A Monkey dressed up like a little kid is still a monkey.
Think about what you hear the audience do when a monkey comes onto the sound stage. First you hear the crowd react, usually cheer or laugh. Then the monkey will tug at the heartstrings, making some kind of human face or doing something silly. You then hear the audience go "Awwwwwww."
NO!
This monkey is obviously manipulating you. Next time you are at a live filming of a sit-com and you see a monkey come on. Instead of cheering or laughing, yell
"BOOOOOOO! MONKEYS SUCK! BOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE MONKEYS! BOOOOOOOO!!"

And continue doing that until you've made your point of view obvious.
And then you have become free of their monkey-rule over you.
 
 
 

Even the baby monkeys are little bastards. Look what he's doing to the big monkey.
 
 
 

RESIST THE MONKEYS