10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar daaloonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

And the number one statement is .....

1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
 

Here are the best of the rest...

- main tumhe kabhi maaf nihin karungi
- an hamaari izzat tumhare hathon mein hai bahu/beti/beta
- meri ma bachpan mein hi guzar gayi (ever wonder whose bachpan !)
- kutte! kameenay! mein tumhara khoon pee jaoonga
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya ...
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- jug jug jiyo beti/beta
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) "Main kahan hun?"
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch maang ....
- Kanoon ke haath bahut lumbe hota hai...
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh hain !

10. Aisa mat kahiye thakur saheb. Buddhape mein itne paise main kahan se laoonga.. Ghar
     mein do jawan betiyan bhi hain... (Please don't say that thakur, How can I bring so much
     money at this old age of mine. I have two young daughters at home)

     9. Tumhe paal poskar bada kiya. Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya thha ? Nikalja mere gha se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho...sob...sob...sob (We brought you up...Gave birth to you for this day? Get out of my house. You are dead, as far as I am concerned)

     8. Haramzade, kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloonga. (You dogs, slime balls. I will kill you)

     7. Bhagwaan. Maine aaj tak tumse kuchh nahin maanga. Aaj pehli baar... (God, so far I 've  never asked anything from you. For the first time..)

     6. Maa. Me B.A. first class me paas hogaya hun. (Followed by...) Mujhhe tum par naaz hai beta...Lo. Moo meethha kar lo...Sau saal jiyo... Khaash...(sob)....Aaaj tumhare pitaaji zinda hote, woh kitne khush hote. (Mom. I passed BA in first class. (Followed by...) I am proud of you my son. Have some sweets. Live for hundred years. If only you were father were alive today, imagine how happy he would have been)

     5. Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai. Batao heeray kahan chhupaye tunay.. (Your mom is in our custody. Tell me where are the diamonds)

     4. Tumhe pulis ne charon taraf se gher liya hi, Shankar. Ab tum apne aap ko pulis ke hawale kardo. Bhaag ne ki koshish mat karna. (Freeze. You have been surrounded from all sides by Police, Shankar ! You better surrender. Don't try to escape..)

     3. Chilla. Aur chilla. Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhee sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta. (Scream as much as you want. There is nobody to listen. Even God can't save you now).

     2. Tum apne aadmiyonke saath Kolaba beach gyara baje tak pahuncho. Wahan, Robert
     heeray pahunchaa dega. Yeh le, dollar ka ek hissa. Dusra hissa uske paas hai. Suno. Hoshiar rahna Pulis se. Phir tum Travel lodge room 112 mein Rosie ko maal dedo....Adha abhee. Adha kaam honay ke baad. (You reach Kolaba baech by 11'O clock. Robert will be there  with the diamonds. Take this half of the dollar note. the other half will be with him. Go to Travel lodge room no. 112 and give the stuff to Rosie. Listen. Be careful about Police... Half now. Half after the work is done)

     1. Raju. (silence)... Main tumhare bacche ki maan banne waali hun (Raju....(silence)...I am  pregnant with your baby)
 

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