Apparently some people think it's their duty in life to tell me what a bad job I'm doing and how much better than me they are. So here are some emails from one of those people, expertly MST'ed by Yugure, for your enjoyment. Have fun. Oh, and I've blanked out her swear words. I really don't need to hear that sort of thing. Profanity is the feeble mind's way of trying to express itself forcefully.
MSTers: Yugure, Lina, and Zelgadis
Yugure: MUAHAHAAAAA!!! ph33r my l33t M5T1ng 5k1llz!!!
Lina: ~cracks her knuckles~ All right, let's get this
show on the road!
Zelgadis: Why anyone would want to flame Hinode is
beyond me.
Yugure: It's because the person is jealous, prolly.
--- tara jean (last name deleted-you really shouldn't give out your full name to strangers on the internet) squaresunglasses@hotmail.com wrote:
From: "tara jean ______"
To: sailor_vega219@yahoo.com
Subject: hey hey hey!!
Yugure: Maybe she has a s-s-stutter or something. Hey
hey hey.
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2001 16:24:35 -0700
okay listen, when u decide to draw a comic about me
maybe make it good.
Yugure: w00t! We have a choice! Cool. I'll just
consciously decide how my drawings are going to turn
out.
Zelgadis: I think all flamers should realize that, by
flaming, they make the risk of having people make fun
of them.
Lina: Which we're doing now.
Yugure: I'm already going into convulsions at the poor
grammar this girl is using.
Like it was a good try but sorry i don't look like that and it just sucks anyway.
Lina: So you're apologizing in a flame? Praising
Hinode for a good try?
Zelgadis: And duh, of course Hinode doesn't know what
the flamer looks like. It's called an artistic
license. It's what lets Yugure write me as OOC and
draw Lina as a medieval lady.
Yugure: Can a drawing really suck? I mean, it's not a
vacuum, natural or otherwise. So there's no possible
way for a drawing to suck.
Like
f*** u are really stupid. So f***ing bite me an
maybe
next time u will learn to daw better.
Ta ta
Tara jean
Yugure: Wow, Ms. Tara jean, you astound me with your
stunning wit and caustic intellect. *twitch* And your
grammar... wow. Did you pass first grade?
Zelgadis: Hinode? Stupid? Those words just don't
belong in the same sentence. If this person had any
idea of whom she was dealing with, I doubt she'd
bother to flame.
--- tara jean ______
wrote:
Yugure: No!! More? I wonder if this person has papers
to prove mental insanity.
From: "tara jean ______"
To: sailor_vega219@yahoo.com
Subject: f*** u
Lina: Like we've never heard that before. Come up with
something interesting. I bite my thumb at you, sir.
Er... ma'am. Er... whatever you are.
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2001 16:29:45 -0700
hey listen, u still suck at drawing. The comic u made bout me well it was one of the worst pieces of sh*t i have ever seen.
Yugure: Have you ever looked in a mirror? You might
change your mind.
Like u hurt me with a dragon. Yep
that
is cool.Not Wish i could learn to draw like u. Nope.
Yugure: Hey, psycho, dragons *are* cool. If I had a
dragon, I sure as heck would inflict fear upon the
hearts of many... Oh wait, that would require you
having a heart...
Zelgadis: What's with this contradictory stuff? Does
she think she's cool because she knows how to
adequately sound like an idiot?
Oh and u will never even et close to my level cause
i
am way cooler than u , and i think u should shut ur
f***in mouth and stop drawing gay comics bout me. So
f***in bite urself.
Tara jean
Yugure: Well, that's your opinion. I happen to think
Hinode is "cooler" than you, as do Lina and Zelgadis.
Lina: So what "level" are you at, eh? Pre-school?
Kindergarten, maybe? If you hope to convince us that
you're better at drawing than Hinode, give us some
proof. If you can't back up your words, shut up and
sit down.
Zelgadis: Comics don't have a gender or a sex,
therefore they cannot be gay. But of course, you
actually need a brain to realize that, so I see your
problem.
Yugure: w00t!! FLAME ME!! I need more cannon fodder!!