ATLANTA, GA -- Rumors and allegations began flying months ago when now former starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick, was connected with a vicious dog-fighting ring. Just this week, Michael Vick pleaded guilty on numerous charges related to the operation of the “Bad Newz Kennels”. The fact that Vick was under investigation though, has shown possible racial motivations.

“This is clearly a racial thing,” said Don Evans, a civil rights activist. “You’ve got illegal animal fighting all throughout the NFL, but only the black man gets investigated.” Evans referred to Peyton Manning’s, Porpoise Punishers where razor masks are given to porpoises and they fight to the death. He also referred to Tom Brady’s cock fighting, “The Raging Roosters” ring operations which are centered in Walpole, a few miles from Foxboro Stadium. Neither Tom Brady nor Peyton Manning responded directly to questioning, but said that we should go to those organizations websites to see how they are done in a “humane” manner.

“Humane my butt! This attention on Vick is clearly because he is black. If animal fighting were such a big deal, Joe Montana and Steve Young would be on trial for their ‘Panda Fights to the Death’ joint venture.”