Blur versus Oasis
Boys who like sheep who like cows who like goats
Who like amphibians when they're rammed down their throats
Oh how good it is to be really loved ... I said
Girls who like sheep who like cows who like goats
Who like amphibians when they're rammed down their throats
Oh how good it is to be really loved ...
Pondlife
Pondlife
Oh he's got a big bum and he lives with his mum
In the country ...
to really love
VERSUS
This week
I've had trouble with my cheeks
I've been having trouble with my piles
Oy Vay
They won't go away
They've been hanging down now for miles
You won't believe the pain I've been in
When I've gone to loo
I haven't smiled
And every time I shit the pain is blinding
And every time I curl one down it's winding
But then after all ...
You're my Squeezy Ball ...
You've gotta roll your own buy a toblerone
Down at the Seven & Eleven buy some rizlas too
Then you go back home and you finally have a smoke
Rip off the Beatles and nobody gets the joke
You've gotta roll your own and then you whinge and moan
Cos it's only seven million that you've made this year
Get a brown Rolls-Royce though you haven't yet learned to drive
Rock around looking like that one from Thunderbird Five
Oh 1 2 3 they're writing better songs than me
©Cooper adjustments 1996