Elephant's Bottom


Lyrics Transcribed by Solstice

I wanted to go on the stage
And now my ambitions I've got 'em
In my gay pantaloons I'm the rage
As the hole in the elephant's bottom

My friends all think I'm a witch
In the seats and the stalls I can spot 'em
And I wink at the girls in the pit
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom

Last night I had some bad luck
The manager thought I was rotten
I managed to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom

My part it is not very long
Nor yet is it easily forgotten
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom


Copyright ©Cooper/Fish Brothers 1998