The Lobster Song

Good morning Mr. Lee
Good morning Mr. Lee
Have you a lobster you can sell to me?

Singing Roll-tiddly-oll
Roll-tiddly-oll
Roll-tiddly-oll-tiddly-oll-toll-toll

Yes I have a Lobster
I have three
One for you and the other two for me

Well we took the lobster home
I couldn't find a dish
I put in in the pot
Where the missus often sits

Middle of the night
Missus gave a grunt
There was the lobster
Hanging off her *toe*

Well I grabbed a pot
And the missus grabbed a broom
Then we chased that lobster
All around the room

That lobster got away
Where'd the bugger go
We found it in the morning
Swimming in the po

Thats the end of my story
There isn't any more
Theres an apple in my pocket
And you can have the core

Trad. Arr. additions ©Cooper 1998