There's So Many ...

There's so many beautiful women in the world
But I'm just an uggerlee guy.
There's too many beautiful women in the world
But I'm gonna give it a try.
Some men can get anything they want
While my hopes just get blown sky high.
Perhaps it's because I look like Elephant Man
And my penis is two inches high.

(lousy harmonica solo)

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