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What is the MIAK?
Miak induces strange behavior
Miak fan contributions
Your daily dose of miak
Got miak?
Hot rocks and linx
Coming soon


Welcome to the home of the miak, but remember, the miak is all around you ...

Neo: The MIAK?
Morpheus: Do you want to know what it is? The MIAK is everywhere. It is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Morpheus: Everyone NEEDS MIAK!
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now. How did the machines really know what MIAK tasted like. huh?. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think MIAK tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take pussy for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make pussy taste like, which is why pussy tastes like everything. Maybe they couldn't figure out...
Apoc: Shut up, Mouse.
Dozer: It's a single cell protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.

On the origin of the MIAK!
Brian: I saw this movie in the theatre with my father back in the day. It's kind of funny, with a few scares, but parts. Pretty lame happy ending scenes. Loved that "miak" part though.
Stacy: Miak part?
Brian: Guess you missed that part. Did you see any of the movie?
305 Jars of Old Fashioned Bulgarian MIAK???
The 365 days of X-Mas website for this and more funny shit!
Even little boys and animals love it!
Amongst our combined intellect, we gained knowledge of the essence of life miak from a source that has less to do with what miak means now then it did then, this picture is a clue: GOT MIAK?


This place needs work eh? Gimme some time, I'm gathering material ... will be updated soon.

Girls will do anything for the MIAK, but then again, so will guys!